This is what happens if I finish writing, and I am waiting for my story to be beta-ed. The Idea originally came from "A Dialoge with No Name" By MarcieMarmalade. It was hard to write, and it won't be brilliant, but I'll upload it anyways. I (jokingly) call this "The Rossi Song"
Anyways, the legal stuff. The lyrics were based of LMFAO's "I'm sexy and I know it" and I sadly don't own Criminal Minds (Otherwise, Reid wouldn't have suffered a couple episodes ago)
Yeah, yeah
When I walk on by, Criminals will be like damn! (I don't getta kill anymore!)
I rock to da beat, walking on the street with my new babe, yeah
This is how I roll, catching unsubs, profiling outta control,
It's Hotch with the big suit
And like Jason Gideon I got the profile.
Ah... Working at the profile [x3]
Ah... I work on
Ah... Working at the profile [x3]
Ah... I work on
When I walk in the BAU (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
I see the Unsubs fleeing from me.
I got profiling in my genes and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it
I'm Rossi and I know it [x2]
Yeah
When I'm at the casino, I just can't seem to lose
And when I'm at the bookstore, I'm talking about serial killers (what)
This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go
We headed to the bar; I'm working on wife number four
As the only people I can keep happy are the divorce attorneys. (what?)
Ah... Working at the profile [x3]
Ah... I work on
Ah... Working on the profile [x3]
Ah... I work on
When I walk in the BAU (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
I see the Unsubs fleeing from me.
I got profiling in my genes and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it
I'm Rossi and I know it [x2]
I'm Rossi and I know it...
Check it out [x2]
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah [x3]
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah, yeah
Do the wiggle man
I do the wiggle man
Yeah
I'm Rossi and I know it
Ah... Working at the profile [x3]
Ah... I work on
Ah... Working at the profile [x3]
Ah... I work on
Yeah I'm Rossi and I know it!