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"Aw What The Hell!" I screamed as I woke to the loud noise coming from my cellphone. quickly grabbing it and flipping it open. "Who The Fuck is this and What the fuck do you want?"
"Hmm, well aren't you a full of joy and glee on such a lovely evening." he said groaning I said " Sorry let's try this again" I cleared my throat swallowed and began in my most seductive voice " Hey there stranger what can I help you with this morning."
" Well damn girl, the voice screamed as I finished talking "I may be gay but you woke up some feelings." I cried laughing as I said "Chris please I love you but Darren has your nose so open I think you forgot there is another species besides that male."
"Whatever my dear are you ready?" he asked I was confused "ready for what" I respond "Amber Mercedes Riley I Know you did not forget about Coachella!" I felt like I had been dashed with cup cold water as I jumped out of bed and into my closet. I laughed as I said " Of course I didn't forget I'm almost ready."
"Yeah whatever Bitch I'll be there in five be ready" I only smiled as I met the friendly voice of the dial tone Naya is rubbing off on him. I hung up and jumped in the shower.
Smiling as I dressed I thought to myself this is gonna be fun parties drinking good fun great people I can wait. As I put coco butter all over my body I smile two sizes down but still curvy and sexy. I'll never lose my swagg just a little healthier.
I slid into some new underwear the sexy kind hell the kind I hide when my mom comes to visit because this underwear leads that freaky sexy and I am not listening to another baby talk session from my parents. Hell To the NO! Shaking my head as I slid on some black legging with lace at the bottom with a matching black mini skirt with purple embellishment and then my purple and black corset with lace details. I add some black 4 inch pumps purple bottoms of course and took the clip from my hair to style.
You see some may think that I wear weave all the time like my character on glee but in reality I have natural black hair that they don't want to have to deal with and I wont let them straighten every day hence the weave our compromise.
And to think my routine takes ten minutes then I'm done theirs take two hours. I smirk at their stupid then sigh as I grab my leave in conditioner spray it all over my head comb through my hair with my finger and let it dry. As I wash my hands after apply my make-up and earrings I smile that man eater smile "Get em Tiger".
Suddenly my door sounds like it is being attacked by a herd of elephants as I open it Naya runs inside straight to the bathroom while my eyes follow Naya everyone else screams a collective "Damn" and yanking my head their way Damn near getting whiplash.
"What's wrong guys" I say in a concerned voice as Mark and Chord say together " Who the Fuck are you" inside I am screaming damn i'm good! But I decide to just go with it by grabbing Mark's arm and whispering in his ear "Amber Riley is a name " pausing as I caress his chest and whisper in Chord's ear I say "you don't wanna forget" letting my lips lightly touch Chord's ear.
As I back away there is silence then a collective "Damn" from the group. Telling everybody to come in I smile at everyone pausing on Mark flirtatiously all in fun cause Mark has wanted this for three seasons and if he plays his hand right hmm I may throw my cards in and fuck him on the table. I look away shocked at my thought and then smile at Chord who smiles back but his eyes are pure fire green fire why I don't know. So I try to read him since I'm such a good reader of people but I just get lost. Lost in a green maze.
We stare at each other for what seems like hours until someone clears there throat and speaks up "Um Hey Amber." I turn to say hi and my smile falter. Who invited this tooth-ie BITCH! "Hello Emma" I say as she walks from behind Chord grabbing his hand.