Inuyasha-Creation of the movie

Part I

Disclaimer: EVERYTHING used in this story is fictional and characters and creations all belong to their rightful owners,...exept Neko-chan...Thats ME!! =^_^=

Note: The name Neko-chan Is me!!! The maker!! And....OOH!! A butterfly!! *chases like an Idiot*

And [* *] means thinking!!

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Inuyasha: *yawns* When is this gonna be over?! I wanna go, I already done the series, now a movie?

Neko-chan: EVERYBODY TO HIS OR HER POSITIONS!

Inuyasha: HEY, where am I supposed to go?

Neko-chan: *frustrated* I TOLD YOU TEN THOUSAND TIMES, YOU'RE NOT IN THIS ACT YET! Kikyou!!! Get your butt over here! Why am I putting up with you people, Mrs. Takahashi better thank me for getting you guys into a movie.

Kikyou: *walks slowly over, checking her make up all the time* Neko-chan, if you rush us, how are we gonna look good in the movie?

Neko-chan: *looks as if going to explode soon* Just stand right there!

*Kikyou walks over, hands her mirror and brush to her assistant*

Neko-chan: WHERE THE HELL ARE MIROKU, KAGOME, SANGO AND SHIPPO?!

Miroku + Kagome + Sango + Shippo: We're here now!

Neko-chan: ALRIGHT! Everyone PLEASE to his or her positions!

Kagome: *whispers to Sango* If it weren't for the Inuyasha fans, I will never be doing this again!

Sango: Me neither!

Neko-chan: Ready…ACTION!

Kagome: *really exaggerated* Oh where, oh where art thou Inuyasha?

Neko-chan: CUT! WTF? This is "Inuyasha: The Movie" NOT Shakespeare!

Kagome: You didn't say specifically.

Neko-chan: *grumbles* Anyways, try that again! Ready…ACTION!

Kikyou: *screams*

Neko-chan: CUT!!! WHAT IS IT THIS TIME?

Kikyou: I broke a nail

Kagome: Puleeeease…it's just a nail! YOU JUST RUINED MY PART!

*Miroku + Sango + Shippo + Inuyasha sit in a corner watching*

Inuyasha: Women…

Sango: AHEM!

Inuyasha: ….are MARVELLOUS creatures! [*Sango is so not the girl to mess with*]

Miroku: Of course, but I just can't find one to bear my child yet

Neko-chan: EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!! Get ready Kagome, you're on again. Ready…ACTION!

***** Acting

Kagome: Where is Inuyasha?

Kikyou: *drifts towards Kagome*

Kagome: Kikyou?!?

Kikyou: Why are you here?

Kagome: [*Was that in the script?*] Uh…because…uh…

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Neko-chan: CUT!!!

Kagome: WHAT THE HELL? Kikyou what is your problem? Why did you say something other than the script?

Kikyou: Because I like to!

Kagome: ARGHHHHH!!! How can you stand her? *Points at Inuyasha*

Inuyasha: *surprised* me??? Why is it whenever there is an argument I always have to be put in?

Miroku: *whispers to Inuyasha* because they are both your girls and they are angry that you can't choose between the two

Inuyasha: *Slams a fist on top of Miroku's head, Miroku get swirly eyes and falls onto the floor*

Kagome: INUYASHA!!! Who is right this time? She ruined this part TWICE!

Kikyou: It's only twice; don't get so worked up on it, right Inuyasha?

Inuyasha: SHEESH!

Neko-chan: EXCUSE ME! We're at the studio right now? Let's at LEAST get this part over and done with…INUYASHA you and your girl problems…KEEP IT OUT OF MY STUDIO!

Inuyasha: *shocked* Why is it ALWAYS me that gets the blame?

Shippo: Because no one likes you, not even Kagome or Kikyou. Why can't you choose one of them?

Inuyasha: *lifts Shippo up by the tail*

Shippo: *struggling* INUYASHA…what did I do to you?!

Inuyasha: *drops Shippo*

Shippo: *scurries off*

Neko-chan: KAGOME, KIKYOU!!! Back to your positions PLEASE!!! Ready…ACTION!

***** Acting

Kagome: Where are you Inuyasha?

Kikyou: *drifts towards Kagome*

Kagome: Kikyou?!?

Kikyou: ……………

Kagome: errr… [*why isn't she saying anything?!*] Have you seen Inuyasha?!

Kikyou:……………

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Neko-chan: CUT!!! What is wrong with you Kikyou? WHY AREN'T YOU SPEAKING?

Kikyou: *looks really calm* Forgot my lines

Neko-chan: *slams palm on forehead* Alright, THAT'S IT! The movie is OVER, AND I MEAN IT!

Kikyou: Not surprising

Kagome: Shut up! Neko-chan…wait, maybe we can use someone other than Kikyou for the movie since she can't even remember her lines!

Kikyou: What's your problem? There can't be another Kikyou! I'm the one and only

Kagome: I don't care if you're the only Kikyou, having only a Sikyou would be better than you!

Kikyou: YOU LOOKING FOR A FIGHT?

Kagome: BRING IT ON!

Inuyasha: HEY!!! *Stands in between them* Don't start it!!! We better convince Neko-chan to carry on the movie or else Mrs. Takahashi will be angry with us!

Kagome: Then whose side are you on?

Kikyou: Yea! If you're on hers I'm not doing the movie

Inuyasha: But…

Kagome: …AND if you're on HER side, don't even think 'Kagome' will appear again in the series 'Inuyasha'; I rather have a series of my own with the name 'Kagome's anti-Kikyou club!'

Inuyasha:…………

Kikyou: Who do you think you are?

Kagome: Inuyasha's girl!

Inuyasha: *shocked*

Kagome: *realizes what she just said, blushes really red* uh…I mean…

Kikyou: *kisses Inuyasha's lips in front of Kagome*

Inuyasha: *extremely shocked (O__________O;;;;;)*

Kagome: *Really shocked*

Miroku: *pokes at Sango* Get me some popcorn, this is what I call a movie

Sango: *annoyed* Don't you think we should break them up?

Miroku: NO! It's funny and interesting

Sango: *frustrated* I'm getting outta here, come here Shippo this isn't for kids.

Shippo: But I wanna know whom Inuyasha will choose!!!

Sango: GET OVER HERE!

Shippo: *scared* Okay, okay!!!

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Neko-chan: END!!! Okies...Please review!!! Next Part coming Soon!! = ^ w ^ =