Street Fighter 3.5
Oro sighs loudly, deeply, mournfully. Perhaps I have wondered this Earth just
long enough. It seems Ryu would learn only a fraction of what I may teach, and an
opponenent worthy of my challenge has not been seen in many a year…Oro lay on a
sunny hill lamenting the lack of challenge and purpose left in him.
SHWOOOOOOOAAAAASH, in a blaze of purple fire and angry disposition
Akuma crashed through the sky and into an adjacent hill. He is wearing a fancy sleeveless
shirt, and suit pants.
"Hmph, while your sudden appearance is convenient, I am inclined to wonder
how you can seemingly fly out of nowhere to appease my fight-lust."
"ORO", Akuma says banefully, "Did you know that with faith and a personal
relationship with God you can overcome all internal weakness?" As Akuma speaks a
bicycle crashes down next to him, and moments later a bible drops into Akuma's
outstretched hand.
"What have you become Akuma? You were once a true warrior, why I witnessed
you rip a man's heart out of his chest and you started screaming at the heart until it blew
up in your hand." Oro licked his lips with fondness of the words he spoke of his old
adversary.
"Those days are over…." Akuma dismissed. "Now I cram peoples souls full of
religion and contentment, I've no use for violence anymore" Akuma reached up to the sky
with one hand, pointed skyward, screamed a blood-curdling war cry, and his index finger
blazed bright purple light and Akuma thumped his bible with so much force that Oro was
overcome with feelings of piety, redemption, fellowship, peace and love for God.