A/N: This all started from a conversation on tumblr I had with laskits a.k.a. Fangalicious08 on
BLAING! My new OTP.
This crack!fic mentions:
-Klaine
-Iggy's celery
-inspirational music
-and much, MUCH MORE!
Disclaimer: me no own glee, maximum ride or Iggy's celery.
Blaine Anderson walked with his hands in his blazer pockets. He looked down at his feet as he walked along the edge of cliff.
His boyfriend took him here before. Kurt told him the sunset was an amazing sight to see from this cliff.
Kurt had plans with his family today. Blaine was all alone to watch this beautiful sunset. He sighed.
He sat down at the edge of the cliff and took off his blazer. He placed it on the ground beside him. They sky grew a bit pink, but no sunset yet.
He then heard the sound of feet. Turning his head, he saw a boy. The boy appeared to be wearing all black. He had olive skin and raven hair. He looked as if he was about to run off the cliff.
Once Blaine realized what the boy was doing, he got up and ran towards him. "STOP!" He yelled.
The boy stopped. He had a confused look on his face. He looked at Blaine like he was a crazy person. "Can I help you?" He asked.
"You don't gave to end it like this!" Blaine panted.
"What?"
Blaine put his hand on the boy's shoulder. The boy gave him a skeptic look.
"I've been down this road before." Blaine admitted, "It's not worth it."
"What are you talking about?"
"Just have some courage. You have so much to live for."
"Um..."
"Need me to sing you an inspirational number?
"Excuse me?"
"I can sing you "Fuckin' Perfect" by P!nk."
"No thanks..."
"Just the Way You Are?"
"I think I'll pass..."
"Just don't do it man!" Blaine pleaded, "It's not worth it!"
"Don't do what?"
"Don't take your own life."
"You thought I was going to kill myself?" The boy started to laugh.
"Uhh...yeah..." Blaine simply answered, "Weren't you going to jump off that cliff?"
The boy nodded.
"So you were trying to take your life?"
"No."
"WHAT?" Blaine accidentally shouted, "I highly doubt you would survive if you jumped off a cliff!"
"Well I disagree."
Blaine then choked. "So if I pushed you off this cliff right now, you'd survive?"
He nodded.
"What?" Blaine raised his triangular eyebrows. "Is there a gigantic marshmallow below that you're going to land on?"
"Yes." He said with sarcasm, "That's exactly what I was planning..."
Blaine stomped his foot. "Are you seriously going to jump off this cliff?"
"Yes Frodo, I was."
"I'm not that short!"
"Mmm...Hmm..." The boy then started running off the cliff. He fell down, down, down.
"Oh my god!" Blaine yelled. He looked down at the bottom of the cliff.
He then saw the boy snap out two raven black rings.
"Oh. My. God."
The boy was flying. Blaine wasn't expecting that. His mind imploded.
"Blaine! Blaine! Blaine!" A familiar voice shouted.
Blaine turned his head. It was his boyfriend, Kurt Hummel.
Kurt was holding a white paper bag. "Look!" He held the bag up to Blaine, "Iggy gave me some celery!"
Blaine pointed to the sky. "THAT EMO GUY IS FLYING!"
"Who?" Kurt asked. He then looked at the sky. He saw the boy and started waving. "Hi Fang!"
"What is going on?"
"Never you mind." Kurt kissed his boyfriend's forehead. "Sit with me and eat Iggy's celery as we watch the sunset..."
From the sky, Fang shed a tear. "Oh the Klaineness," He sighed, "So beautiful."
A/N: Sooo? Like it? Love it? Hate it? Wanna make Frank the dolphin ninja whiplash it to smithereens?
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