What's Wrong With Edgar?
Chapter 1
Chancellor: King Edgar, there's a woman here to see you.
Edgar: Oh really? Send her in and let's see what she looks like.
Chancellor: (under his breath) Freak.
A young woman walks in wearing all camoflouge. She's okaaaaaaaaay he thinks.
What, is she in the army or something? She looks strangely familiar.
Girl: We need to talk.
Edgar: And you are?
Girl: I'm Lee, but you can call me Wild Cat.
Edgar: Uh huh.
Wild Cat: Celes has been captured by the Cult of Kefka.
Edgar: WHAT?!?!
Wild Cat: I'm not lying! I was there!
Edgar: Are you serious! No way! Locke wouldn't let them capture her!
Wild Cat: They killed him.
Edgar: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! NO WAY! *starts to sob*
Wild Cat: Shut up you stupid freak! What did you love him or something? Are you gay?
Edgar: (still sobbing) You didn't know him!
Wild Cat: Yes I did! Celes and me are sisters!
Edgar: (stops crying, starts blinking) ............Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Wild Cat: You got a problem with that!?
Edgar: Yes.
Wild Cat: Give me one reason why I shouldn't scratch your eyeballs out right now.
Edgar: ...................
Wild Cat: That's what I thought. Get the others together. We're going on rescue mission.
Edgar: Well, since you were at the C.O.K.'s tower doing God knows what,
you'll have to stay in the dungeon.
Wild Cat: Oh no. There's no way in Hell I'm going down there.
Edgar: Guards, please escort Wild Cat to the dungeon.
2 hours later....
Wild Cat: When I get outta here I'm gonna kick your ass, Edgar Roni Figaro!!!
Edgar: God, you can here her clear in here.
Guard: Tell me about it.
Chapter 1
Chancellor: King Edgar, there's a woman here to see you.
Edgar: Oh really? Send her in and let's see what she looks like.
Chancellor: (under his breath) Freak.
A young woman walks in wearing all camoflouge. She's okaaaaaaaaay he thinks.
What, is she in the army or something? She looks strangely familiar.
Girl: We need to talk.
Edgar: And you are?
Girl: I'm Lee, but you can call me Wild Cat.
Edgar: Uh huh.
Wild Cat: Celes has been captured by the Cult of Kefka.
Edgar: WHAT?!?!
Wild Cat: I'm not lying! I was there!
Edgar: Are you serious! No way! Locke wouldn't let them capture her!
Wild Cat: They killed him.
Edgar: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! NO WAY! *starts to sob*
Wild Cat: Shut up you stupid freak! What did you love him or something? Are you gay?
Edgar: (still sobbing) You didn't know him!
Wild Cat: Yes I did! Celes and me are sisters!
Edgar: (stops crying, starts blinking) ............Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Wild Cat: You got a problem with that!?
Edgar: Yes.
Wild Cat: Give me one reason why I shouldn't scratch your eyeballs out right now.
Edgar: ...................
Wild Cat: That's what I thought. Get the others together. We're going on rescue mission.
Edgar: Well, since you were at the C.O.K.'s tower doing God knows what,
you'll have to stay in the dungeon.
Wild Cat: Oh no. There's no way in Hell I'm going down there.
Edgar: Guards, please escort Wild Cat to the dungeon.
2 hours later....
Wild Cat: When I get outta here I'm gonna kick your ass, Edgar Roni Figaro!!!
Edgar: God, you can here her clear in here.
Guard: Tell me about it.