Me and a friend were playing SF64 and she got to the Warp part for the first time. She thought that it was Fox's vision when he was drunk or something so this is for her.
Meteo was a nightmare. Not only were there random enemies blasting away at the Star Fox crew but Slippy, like the dumbass that he is, was getting into trouble, Peppy was no where to be seen, and Falco was drunk. Fox sighed, gripping the flight stick. He blasted a few enemies then heard the sound of Falco's random giggle fits.
"Hee hee! Hey there McCloud." He giggled.
"Falco quit laughing like a (bleeping) hyena and concentrate." Fox scowled, Falco giggled some more.
"Sure thing foxy, woxy, and cottontail." Falco slurred, dipping his arwing below then rising steadily.
"Fox, get this guy off me." Slippy choked through the comm. Fox ignored him.
"This is really starting to PISS me the (bleep) off!" Slippy shrieked, spit flying when he said 'PISS'. He bombed them. Fox put on his father's sunglasses and propped his legs up with a cheesy grin on his face, watching the speculation. They cruised through some more debris, Falco sped through entirely too fast.
"What the hell have I told you about drinking and driving?!" Peppy cackled over the comm. Falco laughed like a (bleeping) hyena.
"I don't kno-"
"Boy that shit is fun!" Peppy bragged. "Me and James used to do it all the time! Punch that shit to 800 and let go of the stick."
Falco grinned lazily and did as he was told. His ship began to tumble and barrel roll endlessly. He whooped. Fox had to cut off his comm.
"Look at that! It's that warp thingie!!" Slippy chirped. Fox gazed ahead and sure enough saw the spinning circles.
"Falco slow down dammit!" Fox snarled, but he forgot he had his comm off. He watched in horror as Falco plunged through the center of the warp thingies and vanished.
"NOOOOooooooo!!!!!" Slippy screamed in her…excuse me, his high pitched voice. Aggravation painted Fox with a new face.
"Let's go save Falco." Fox grumbled, he turned on his comm then followed Falco's exact moves.
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The air was dreary. Fox opened his uncooperative eyes, staring out unto the blurry weirdness in front of him.
"What the hell?"
"Falco?!! Get back here!" Peppy thundered and sped through the immense clouds of debris and rocks. Fox's arwing swooped through the rocks and flying enemies, he heard Falco's stupid laughter.
"I gotta stop drinking." He fidgeted.
"Danggonit!" Peppy sneered; one of the rocks had bent his left wing. Slippy did a few somersaults over him.
"WHEEE!! I FEEL HIGHER THAN A (bleeping) KITE!!" He beamed then hit a gigantic rock and 'died'.
"Must be that stuff you smoke earlier." Peppy snapped.
"Hell, I think everyone smoked it." Fox added in. He saw Falco's ship fly by, almost hitting a meteor and crash, but pulled up just in time. "I know damn well Falco did..."
Fox laughed manically, he flipped open his flight stick, which revealed a red button. He slammed his finger down onto it and the whole place began to burn with perilous fire. Falco burst into more fits of laughter, while Peppy scoffed in disgust. They escaped the scorching death tunnel and reappeared into the endless stellar fields of Lylat. Fox uttered some praise.
"All aircrafts…you know what? (Bleep) this! I don't give a damn anymore."
"Slippy is dead. I'm tired of repairing ships." ROB droned.
Falco snickered while Peppy hung his head low.
"I only hope he's in a better place..," Peppy sighed.
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Though, Slippy wasn't dead!
Slippy's bent up ship was in a peculiar terrain. He checked his map.
"Hey I know this place. This is Zoness!" he said triumphantly. He didn't see the large sea snake shoot up from the depths of the water and crash into his ship. He died on that (bleeped) up planet.
Hope you liked it.