Disclaimer. I don't own Camp Rock, if I did, I'd be Disney, wouldn't I?
A list of Ten Things Shane Grey Is Not Allowed To Do,
Written and Directed by yours truly, Nate Black.
One day, Nate was bored, so he got a piece of paper, and instead of writing a song, he composed a list of ten things, Shane Grey must never ever do.
1. Shane Grey is not allowed to threaten anyone with voodoo. It is NOT funny and most importantly
IT DOES NOT WORK!
2. Shane Grey must stop saying "Thats what she said" after everything I, Nate Grey, say.
3. Shane Grey, must stop screaming "TITTIES!" then jump on the table and put on his hands on his chest every time I enter the breakfast hall.
4. Shane Grey, MUST NEVER, cut out a Miley Cyrus picture and stick it into a thorough bred horse magazine and insist she is good at "riding" and likes a good "whippin".
5. Shane Grey is not allowed to trade Nate Grey's guitars for "magic beans".
6. Shane Grey must never ever chant "teddy bear teddy bear turn around" at Big Rob EVER again.
7. I am not a "lesbian trapped in a mans body" as Shane Grey keeps insisting.
8. Shane Grey must never tattoo "Free Hugs" onto Jason's forehead while he is sleeping, or knocked out, as he was in that case.
9. Shane Grey cannot refuse to make Jason a birdhouse, he MUST make one for him, whenever Jason wishes.
10. No matter what Shane Grey says, there are no evil clowns under my bed.
Shane Grey managed to set fire to this list, but clever Nate had made a copy and published it online, for everyone to read!
This was just a short little thing I came up with, it's my first time to publish anything on this site, and I would appreciate feedback : )