RAIN ON ME
Waii! My name's Casey this is my first attempt at a fan fiction place, I've done stories on PKMN two years at a complete the story place. Don't anymore, obviously. I'm only doing POKEMON ugh cuz I am not tuned in well enough with any other anime. However, lol, I'm quite good with parodies, muwahahah
Oh and BTW it's PG 13 only because of the very frightening nature of the story, hahah riiite.
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Officer Jenny pulled the two to the side of the road.
"Can't you tell? The signs say clearly that there can NOT BE any people out here past 6:00 PM!"
"Oh please," Said a person in a disguise who looked extremely similar to Jesse, "I don't see any signs anywhere."
*there are so many signs that some have even been placed on the car*
"Well, I'm afraid I'm going to have to turn you in!"
"Hah! Never!" Exclaimed James (dressed in a duck costume). "Hahaha! You will never be able to catch us!"
Jesse pulled off her disguise.
"James! What the fuck are you doing in a duck outfit?"
"Hah, JESSE! I'm not wearing a duck outfit! You see, I AM a duck! Yes, indeed! Quack Quack! I'm quite the handsome duck aren't I?"
"But you're uglier than me," said Jesse.
"exactly! Look at my duck powers! I can get us away from this Officer Jenny in NO TIME!"
*Officer Jenny is standing in the background, o.O*
"What's your plan?" Asked Jesse, irritated.
"Well, on the count of one, we run!"
"Run! What the heck?"
"Ah, you see? If we can run away then we can get out of here! Hahah! Witness my duck power! My intelligence is too much for you!!!"
Officer Jenny backs away.
"You know what," She said shakily, "I'm sure I can just let you.. Go on your little way…"
"MY DUCK POWERS ARE WINNING! WHEEEEH!!" James yelled and started jumping on Officer Jenny's police car, then suddenly grabbed Jesse and ran away.
"Um, right," Said Officer Jenny, confused. "That was definitely weird."
****
James put Jesse down.
"My duck powers are invincible! MuwahAAHAH!"
"Right. You can stop now. Officer Jenny's gone, you scared her away…"
James stopped, and said, "She fears the duck!"
"I know," Jesse replied. "So do I. Now, as I was saying before, if we want to get into the city we can dig a hole. But not just any hole, we can-"
"LOOK! IT'S A PIKACHU!" Exclaimed James, suddenly running towards a piece of garbage and picking up the empty can lovingly. "We've finally found it! The boss will be proud of our Duck Powers!"
"What? I don't have any duck powers?" Said Jesse.
"Are you sure?" Asked James. "Maybe you're a goldfish!"
"I don't think I'm a goldfish Jamese. I think YOU, however, are.. Um… *ahem* insane."
"Oooh, insane! I'm in saneness! Haha! Sounds like a Chinese food! Heey, I'm hungry!"
"Oh my gawd," Groaned Jesse. "I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere… With a duck."
"But I'm a special duck," James pouted.
Jesse sighed. "Yes you are, James. Yes you are."
Waii! My name's Casey this is my first attempt at a fan fiction place, I've done stories on PKMN two years at a complete the story place. Don't anymore, obviously. I'm only doing POKEMON ugh cuz I am not tuned in well enough with any other anime. However, lol, I'm quite good with parodies, muwahahah
Oh and BTW it's PG 13 only because of the very frightening nature of the story, hahah riiite.
***
Officer Jenny pulled the two to the side of the road.
"Can't you tell? The signs say clearly that there can NOT BE any people out here past 6:00 PM!"
"Oh please," Said a person in a disguise who looked extremely similar to Jesse, "I don't see any signs anywhere."
*there are so many signs that some have even been placed on the car*
"Well, I'm afraid I'm going to have to turn you in!"
"Hah! Never!" Exclaimed James (dressed in a duck costume). "Hahaha! You will never be able to catch us!"
Jesse pulled off her disguise.
"James! What the fuck are you doing in a duck outfit?"
"Hah, JESSE! I'm not wearing a duck outfit! You see, I AM a duck! Yes, indeed! Quack Quack! I'm quite the handsome duck aren't I?"
"But you're uglier than me," said Jesse.
"exactly! Look at my duck powers! I can get us away from this Officer Jenny in NO TIME!"
*Officer Jenny is standing in the background, o.O*
"What's your plan?" Asked Jesse, irritated.
"Well, on the count of one, we run!"
"Run! What the heck?"
"Ah, you see? If we can run away then we can get out of here! Hahah! Witness my duck power! My intelligence is too much for you!!!"
Officer Jenny backs away.
"You know what," She said shakily, "I'm sure I can just let you.. Go on your little way…"
"MY DUCK POWERS ARE WINNING! WHEEEEH!!" James yelled and started jumping on Officer Jenny's police car, then suddenly grabbed Jesse and ran away.
"Um, right," Said Officer Jenny, confused. "That was definitely weird."
****
James put Jesse down.
"My duck powers are invincible! MuwahAAHAH!"
"Right. You can stop now. Officer Jenny's gone, you scared her away…"
James stopped, and said, "She fears the duck!"
"I know," Jesse replied. "So do I. Now, as I was saying before, if we want to get into the city we can dig a hole. But not just any hole, we can-"
"LOOK! IT'S A PIKACHU!" Exclaimed James, suddenly running towards a piece of garbage and picking up the empty can lovingly. "We've finally found it! The boss will be proud of our Duck Powers!"
"What? I don't have any duck powers?" Said Jesse.
"Are you sure?" Asked James. "Maybe you're a goldfish!"
"I don't think I'm a goldfish Jamese. I think YOU, however, are.. Um… *ahem* insane."
"Oooh, insane! I'm in saneness! Haha! Sounds like a Chinese food! Heey, I'm hungry!"
"Oh my gawd," Groaned Jesse. "I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere… With a duck."
"But I'm a special duck," James pouted.
Jesse sighed. "Yes you are, James. Yes you are."