SUMMARY: In a world where Bartemius "Barty" Crouch Jnr. Has a younger brother, Winky is a human nannymand his daddy is adulterous, what would be the definition of politics?

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WHAT IS POLITICS?

A little boy named Bartemius "Barty" Crouch at the young and innocent age of seven went up to his dad- Bartemius "Barty" Crouch Bartemius "Barty" Crouch Senior- and asked "Dad , what is politics ?''

Dad says "Well son let me try to explain it this way: Since I'm the breadwinner of this family, you can call me the Capitalism, your mother, she is the administrator of money so we'll call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs so we'll call you the people. Your nanny- Miss Winky-we'll consider her as the Working Class. And your baby brother we'll call him the Future, think about that and see if it makes sense ." his dad told him.

So little Barty goes off to bed thinking abou what his daddy told that night, he heard his brother crying and so went to check on him. Upon inspection , he discovered that his brother had severely soiled his diaper. Being the good brother that he was, he went to his parents' to call his mom and found her fast asleep ,he did not want to wake her so he went in search of his nanny and found her room door locked , curious he peeped through the keyhole and found his dad in bed with the nanny. The little boy gave up and went back to sleep.

The next day….

''Dad I think I now understand the concept of politics'' the boy told his father

''Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.''

Little Barty began ''Well, while the Capitalism is screwing the Working Class , the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.''

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