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The pelt

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"You sure you don't think this will be too cruel of a joke?" Inuyasha asked.

"Nah, I just want to get her tussling with me then see where the fates might be kind enough to take things from there. I do believe she will be quite relieved to find out it is me in this baboon pelt," Miroku replied with an impish look on his face.

"I really can't believe the lengths you will go for some action, Houshi."

"Hey, you were the one that let me know how hot and bothered she gets when we spar."

Inuyasha's face was blood red as he shouted, "I did because I thought a letch like you might want to spar with her a bit more often. I had no idea you would go and do all this!"

"Well she always holds back when she spars with me. This way I know she will give it her all."

"Your funeral when she finds out you letch," Inuyasha said shaking his head.

Sango sank back and grinned thinking, so he wishes to get a good fight out of me huh? I'll show him.

Days past and the slayer waited somewhat impatiently for the monk to make his move. Finally while on her way back from hunting game she was confronted by the baboon clad monk. It's about time, Sango thought as she slowly drew her katana and sauntered up to the monk. I will play his game at first but when it comes down to It, I will be calling the shots.

The pair exchanged blows for a while and the mere thought of turning the tables on the hentai monk had Sango more than excited. When the opportunity presented itself she pounced. "Naraku" had he pinned against a tree and instead of fighting him off she grabbed the front of that baboon pelt and kissed him soundly on the lips. A gasp came from the lips of her attacker and she smiled. I will have the last laugh Houshi.

Kissing led to groping which led to moaning which led to two bodies entwined under the watchful eyes of twilight. Each time she moved to flip the hood back he pushed her hands away. Ah, playing your role till the end huh Houshi-sama?

When they parted she dressed and strode back to camp triumphantly. She couldn't wait to see if he could keep his composure around the others knowing what they had just done. When she got into earshot she heard Inuyasha say, "I'm glad you changed your mind Houshi. I think that would have been pushing it too far."

"Yeah, me too and look at all of this food that hermit gave us from his garden in exchange for that pelt."

Stunned Sango staggered backwards, unable to comprehend what she was hearing.

"Damn straight it was a good trade it took us two trips and half the day to carry it all."

No, Sango thought this…this cannot be.

"I will find a different way to entice my beautiful Sango. She will eventually be…"

"Quiet monk I smell her she's close."

Regardless of being scented the slayer turned on her heels and ran back into the forest. She didn't get far before a voice called out from the darkness.

"I had fully planned to end your existence young slayer, but you have proven to have…other uses."

Before she could even scream the dark Hanyou appeared before her and pulled her into his darkness.