(A/N) This is really just a random one-shot I wrote at school during guided study. It was one of the very rare moments when it was quiet and this popped into my head. It is also my first story about Master Splinter and the first paragraph is probly the best thing I have ever written ever. READ ON!
The lair was rambunctious Leo and Raph where fighting in the Dojo yelling insults at each other, April and Donnie where having a heated argument about positive and negative charges, and Mikey was running around screaming different vegetables at the top of his lungs.
"You're going down"
"No way you are Lamanardo"
Came from the Dojo
"That would be positive"
"April I'm telling you its negative"
"The book says it's positive"
"The book was published in 2008"
Came from the living room
"ZUKINI, CUCUMBER, CALIFLOWER, BROCKLI"
Came from the kitchen, Dojo, living room, then the kitchen again
Splinter walks from his room to the Dojo and watches two of his sons roll around on the floor yelling at each other their ninja weapons lay abandoned on the floor. He walks to the living room and sees another one of his sons arguing with who Splinter thought was his sons girlfriend but he wasn't sure where their relationship was he never cared to ask but it was clear they both liked each other even when they were yelling at each other in stupid arguments he saw the love in the way they looked at each other. Just them Splinter was startled as his youngest son run past him, jump on top of the kitchen table, and yell 'corn on the cob' as loud as he could. Splinter knew he had to stop this ruckus and he knew exactly how.
Splinter goes to his room and the training sword. He comes back to the living room where Leo, Raph, April, and Donnie where yelling at each other and Mikey was running in circles around them yelling different types of fruits.
Splinter takes a deep breath and yells the one word no ninja ever wants to hear from their master while holding a sword. "Randori"
Everyone stops yelling right way and runs towards the exit Splinter following them with the sword raised above his head.
(A/N) I really love this story I don't know why but I do. I had a lot of fun writing it and I hope you enjoyed reading it. Please review.
