Humor

Rated: T

By: Ember of Fire, co-written by Skye of theClouds

Disclaimer: Sorry I wish I own Naruto but I don't, If I did it would be waaaay to random

Summary: Sasuke going crazy destroying the world's ramen, Gaara's way to happy, and Shikamaru likes birds, What CAN'T happen? Please review.

Warning: NO REAL STORY PLOT! WARNING! WARNING! NO REAL STORY PLOT!

You Exploded the Ramen Stand!

Naruto walked out of his apartment. It was another boring day of nothing, until, the ramen shop exploded.

"NOOOOO!" Screamed Naruto as he ran to the remains of his favorite place. It was splattered everywhere, pieces flying from the sky. Sasuke was standing their, with a deranged look on his face.

"Oh of all the places to blow up!" Naruto yelled.

"This is such a drag, I'm not cleaning this." Said Shikamaru as he fell from a tree.

"You were in a tree why?" Naruto sighed.

"I was watching the birds fly by, aren't they pretty?" Shikamaru's eyes glittered at the thought of birds; lately he had a strange obsession with them.

"ALL RAMEN MUST DIE!!! NARTUO MUST SUFFER!!! MHWAAAAA!!!" Sasuke cackled.

"You cruel, cruel person! What is wrong with you?" Naruto sobbed.

"Carrots." Sasuke said coldly "I'll never eat them."

"The power of youth had exploded the ramen stand! Go youth!" said lee.

HAHAHAHA!!! Yelled Sasuke running throw Konha like a deranged weirdo.

"What the hell!" said Kiba "Since when is Sasuke a lunatic?"

"I don't now a- look at the birds!"

Bird poo came flying into his eye.

"Thank you birds!" Shikamaru screamed happily

"Your all Stupids! Yelled Kiba

Meanwhile:

"Am going to explode this with the power of youth!" Yelled Lee

"Ok!" Gai said "Just don't kill your self."

"The power of youth? Asked lee

Meanwhile:

"Screw the power of youth, I despise it." Kabuto fell from a near by roof top. WEEEEEEEEEEEE! He yelled as he fell form it.

Meanwhile:

"Explode you stupid store explode!" Lee had no luck. Every time he would try to make the store explode; he would always make energy go to the wrong places and would end up popping on him self." That's It! The power of youth sucks! Rock Lee finally understood why everyone hated the power of youth so much.

It sucks.

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Ember of Fire: This is my first random story ever; Sasuke must suffer! Mwhaaa!!!

(In the background): Skye of theClouds: No! Not Sasuke!