AN: Okay, this is my first Tekken oneshot and it is based on a totaly retarded joke I heard.

Once upon a time, in good ol' China, there was an old man known as Wang Jinrei. Now Jinrei has seen the entire world and beleived that nothing can suprise him, thus spending his days as a senior citizen in complete boredom.

One day, he was reading the newspaper and while browsing to see the jokes, he saw an advertisement for a nudist hotel in Florida. Jinrei had never been to a nudist hotel in his life, which considering that he was 105 years old was a very big thing to miss. He immediately booked a suite and flew to Florida.

In the hotel, he saw the receptionist, Christie Monteiro, naked. she welcomed him, gave him a keycard to his suite and told him about the rules of the hotel.

"We have a dress code here. Everybody must be naked."

"Okay" said Jinrei and immediately took off all his clothes and headed into his suite to unpack.(not that there was much to unpack) After he was done unpacking, he headed towards the swimming pool where he swam a little before noticing a very hot young lady by the name of Asuka Kazama. So, naturaly, he got an erection.

Wang watched in awe as Asuka swam up to him.

"Mister, you called?"

"No, I didn't."

"Well, when "that" happens around here, it is a call for "something"."

"Well, a nice tradition. Let's not break it." said Wang and the two went up in Wang's suite and did "something".

After they were done, Wang was feeling the pangs of fatigue. He was 105 years old, after all. So he decided to relax in the sauna for a while. While he ws relaxing, the heat sparked an unwanted chemical reaction in his stomach, causing him to fart. Suddenly. a very large black man by the name of Bruce Irwin walked into the sauna and asked:

"Mister, you called?"

"No, I didn't."

"Well, when "that" happens around here, it is a call for "something"."

"Humph." Wang grudged a little. "Okay... Tradition, I guess." and the two went up in his suite and did "something."

After they were done, Wang packed and went to the receptionist to hand over his keycard.

"Mister, did you not like our hotel?" asked Christie the receptionist in disbeleif.

"Now, don't get me wrong, the hotel is great. But I'm an old man, I get a hard-on once a month and fart five times a day."

And without another word, Wang came back to god ol' China.

AN: Mwahaha. This is it folks, it is over. R&R plz.