MIP: Hello everyone, once again! This is a very strange parody that popped in my head one day. Okay, here we go...

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Yusuke's Mom

Kuwabara: Yusuke can I come over after school? (after school)

I can hang around and try to look cool. (to look cool)

Did your mom get back from her drinking spree? (drinking spree)

And isn't it strange, or is she trying to look at me? (to look at me)

You know I'm not the idiot that I used to be.

I'm all mature now, Yusuke, can't you see?

Yusuke's mom has got it goin' on.

She's all I want and I've waited for so long.

Yusuke can't you see, she's the perfect girl for me.

I know it might be wrong but, I'm in love with Yusuke's mom.

Yusuke do you remember when we saw that skunk(saw that skunk)

(Yusuke: Kuwabara, I don't remember seeing a skunk before! AND WHY ARE YOU SINGING ABOUT MY MOM, HUH?

Kuwabara: Chill out, Urameshi.)

Your mom came out, she was a little drunk.(A little drunk)

I could tell she was drinking by the way she smelled.(way she smelled)

And the way she said, "Your head looks like it's swelled."(like it's swelled) (a/n: I changed this so it sounds better and makes more sense!

You know how Kuwabara's head looks all funky.)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy.

But since your dad walked out your mom could use a guy like me!

Yusuke's mom has go it goin' on.

She's all I want, and I waited for so long.

Yusuke can't you see, she's the perfect girl for me.

I know it might be wrong but, I'm in love with Yusuke's mom.

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Rei(It's acually Ani, but I call her Rei now): That.....was freaky. I think I'm scarred for life.

MIP: I liked it!! R&R!!!!