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Harry Potter

and the Gay(Gundam)- boys

After defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter and friends had nothing to do. Now Harry Potter and friends were trouble makers, no one previously knew this because they always had the battle of good versus evil to entertain them. It wasn't that they were good either; its just there was already a bad guy when they were born so they were left to fight for the good (they didn't care as long as they got to fight). But as the great battle continued, Harry Potter, Ron Weasel and Hermione Granger really grew to love trouble, it became more than something to keep them entertained, they now needed it to live.

But now there was no bad guy, only good. What were three little troublemakers to do? Turn to the bad of course. If no one else was going to fill the space and give them something to fight for (something to do) then they would just have to create something themselves. As a bonus there were plenty of goodies to fight them back. So the terrible trio hatched a diabolical plan.

First thing they would have to do is recruit some henchmen (as all good villain's need). Of coarse as we all know, the best place to recruit henchmen is from Azkaban. Where else can you find hardened criminals with magical talent that went to school and aren't complete morons. Drako Malfoys wimpy (but not stupid) father was the first to pledge allegiance to Harry and his gang, many more were soon to follow (lots of death eaters) even Drako himself agreed to join Harry.

Now, the thing about these criminal henchmen is that they are different to Harry and friends. Since they have been rotting in jail for a few months in a marinade of despair, insane plans to escape, dimension, desire for revenge and hatred for the people who put them in prison in the first place, they are different. They really want to hurt the goodies not just have fun as Harry and co want. Harry's henchmen have a different sort of insane to Harry and his friends. They will do what they need to too punish the goodies until they feel they have got revenge on them (they'll knuckle down and get the job done without caring how fun it is). Harry and his gang want to have fun. They have no desire to get the torture over and done with or to stop once they have what they want because what they want is not something tangible, spiritual or mental that can be got or be satisfied. They will always want more fun until the unfortunate or fortunate (depending on whose point of view you look at it from) day they die. There's is a malicious intent, they take delight in what they do. The henchmen on the other hand may not (most probable, do not) enjoy what they are doing; they do it because they feel they need to, and not for fun.

This difference makes Harry, Ron and Hermione far more dangerous than their henchmen. You know that even if you do nothing the henchmen will eventually satisfy their need for revenge, or at least most of them will, and the war will slowly disintegrate into nothing as satisfaction is reached, the need for revenge will be meet and the battle will end. On the other hand, with Harry, Ron and Hermione you must fight back. If you don't then the destruction will not end, in fact it will escalate as things that would have entertained them a month ago they now find boring. If no one is fighting them then they will get bored more easily because there will be no challenge.

So now the bad side has two different sorts of insane (or evil, as most people call it). The dangerous type that will eventually fade to nothing and the even more dangerous type that will not fade, it will do just the opposite; it will grow in strength and atrocity. The bad far outweighs the good in strength but not number, most of the world population remains good, but they have to organisation, no leadership or drive, they are a field of Ping-Pong balls easily crushed by the bowling ball of Harry Potter.

Harry Potters next plan was to get a lair. He soon found one when he killed batman and took over the bat cave (Batman had gotten a cave in Britain to be his 'British office' because super-man had taken over the control and management of American crime, so Batman moved to Britain). Harry found all this evil stuff extremely easy, who would suspect the person who saved the world from Voldemort would be now trying to cause a war. Batman went missing and everyone just blamed it on him committing suicide because of the lack of crime for him to fight after Voldemort's demise and subsequently the end of terrorism (Harry's suggestion of course). Harry then moved into the bat cave, it was a good lair for Harry. Batman had kept its location so secrete and had plenty of defences built into it that Harry just had to get Hermione (Harry was rubbish at magic) to put a few magical cloaking spells on it and some extra defences.

Harry then bought a large industrial space out in the country. He planned to first get the Azkaban criminals out of Azkaban and into his own building and then move the one's that agree to be his henchmen to the bat cave and kill the others. It was easy for Harry to convince the authorities to send most of the residents of Azkaban to his large industrial space. He just said he feared that Azkaban wouldn't be secure enough and they would escape. Harry proposed they move the criminals to his building and he would guard them, it would be, he said, a continuance of his desire for world peace, he would be honoured to safeguard the worlds future. Little did anyone know that they had just delivered Harry, Ron and Hermione there henchmen straight to them. In doing so they had assured the world a turbulent future, and with the villains of the story in such a well hidden and protected lair as the bat cave is, who would be able to stop them.