Okay! Here goes my first fanfic and shounen-ai! Cool!!! Have fun reading!
Oh and this fic is a little stupid...hehe...
It's basically what you get for leaving me alone with a computer that has internet access and a crazy factory in my mind that produces weird, weird things alone in one secured room so chaos will ensue... ahem...
On with teh story!!!!
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"S-Sasuke!!!"
The pink-haired Gennin halted to a stop upon hearing the name of the object of her affections, and dare she say it... it... it was m-moaned out by a -gulp- very familiar voice...
...too familiar...
"N-No! Stop! Don't... Don't... Stop!!!"
A very vague sound of slurping was heard as the kunoichi's emerald orbs widened in horror
"nggh!!! N-Naruto... Naru..." -insert moan here- "..to.. Don't stop? Alright..." -slurping here-
She couldn't help but gape, pressing her ear to the door of Naruto's house, silently listening...
And by silent, I mean gasps and murmurs here and there...
"Fuck, Sasuke! Noo!!!" Came a moan - It was a moan!!!
God! I didn't know guys could make those kind of sounds...
Almost sounds feminine... shudder...
Did they have to be so loud?!
...Whatever it is they're doing... Just as long as...
InnerSaku: Face it luv, Sakura Haruno is never wrong ne?
Oh Shut up!
They can't be doing that
InnerSaku: Doing what? :grins:
:ignores: God no! They wouldn't! Not those two!
InnerSaku:sulks: Sigh... the feeling of being ignored...
No! They hate each other!!!
InnerSaku: It pains me so...
... right? Right! Of course they hate ea -
'THUD'
What was that?!
InnerSaku: ooo, they're wild... OHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHO
Two very loud groans erupted from inside
"Fuck now my ass hurts... Fuck you Sasuke!!!"
"Gladly"
"PERVERT!!!"
'THUD'
"DOBE! Did you have to be so rough!"
"nggh...Sasu...ke...soo..." "hot..." The boys hissed
They hissed!
InnerSaku: no duh!
"Sasuke-teme! Ya ate it all up!" Wha?! Ate it all up?!?! "-And I'm still hungry!" Naruto finished
By now Sakura's brain was going hay-wire!
HUNGRY?! No! Stay calm! Naruto's always hungry...
"Aw, shut up! Help me clean this mess"
MESS?!? They made a mess?!?!
NO!
Be reasonable Haruno! They might be doing something else!
... moan ...
They have to be doing something else!
By now Sakura was as pink as her hair, reaching up to cover her parted lips, she felt warm liquid trickling down her nose - pulling back she stared at her fingers...
stared...
and stared...
AND stared...
AND star - Until something snapped...
"KYAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" and the poor kunoichi fled pinching the bridge of her nose all the way home...
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Poor Sakura... NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now you can either, click the little button at your right to go to the next chapter to read and review... OR click the other little button that says go and review!!!
Ja!