"A long time ago"
"About thirty seconds"
"Shut up…anyway. A long time ago a girl named K Leigh Kilgore got drunk. She was sailing with her long time lover Jack Sparrow on his ship the Black Pearl. They had gotten into a giant fight and K Leigh wandered the ship aimlessly until she found herself in a room full of rum. It happened to be Jacks cabin and she had downed over half the bottles before she realized what she was doing. Jack found her hours later stumbling around either to the copious amounts of rum in her system or the rocking of the ship, but anyways. He caught her when she decided to fall over and he carried her to the bed.
K Leigh passed out and dreamed of a cabin boy named RC Kilbush that she'd met a long time ago. That was the first guy she ever kissed and a smile crept onto her face just thinking of him. Jack felt really bad about fighting with her and he paced around his cabin until she woke up. When she did she thought she was still dreaming and when she saw Jack she thought it was RC.
"Oh RC…I love you and want to marry you!" She cried. Jack frowned and realized K Leigh didn't love him. So one day he jumped over board and swam to a large island called the USA. He walked around until he came on a large place called Minnesota. There he found a beautiful girl named Johnny Johnson and they fell in love. They got married and made many babies and Jack insisted they named one Kaelie.
K Leigh however lived a miserable life once she found out RC hated her and had married a girl named Mikki Mickleson. She ended up marrying an idiot named Orlando Bloom and they had a horrible life together. In addition, Coltin Kenney married a man named, Will Turner, and they had a wonderful life together.
The End