Disclaimer: All the real names of places, people, and events have been abbreviated to protect the innocent. Namely, me.
hey critters!
Ever have that feeling that someone is watching you? Spying on you as you make your way to Nook's to buy some stationary, or to check out that totally cute shoe skunk in the city? Well, someone is. Me. But honestly, I'm in the same boat as you. In fact, you'd know me! So why am I doing this? Because you, like me, are one of the Chosen Ones.
Don't get out much? Hair so overdone at Shampoodle that it's fried your brain? Maybe you're not one of us at all! Maybe you have no idea what I'm talking about. We're an exclusive town of iridescent citizens who spend their life lazing away, taking leisurely strolls outside and chatting to our friends, while secretly analyzing their outfit. We party late, and sleep in until noon. People actually notice us when we step into the city. There's nothing boring about me or my friends, and the more I tell you about us, the more you'll be dying to know. I've kept quiet until now, but something big is on the verge of happening, and if I don't share it now, I'm absolutely going to bust!
the greatest story ever told
In our sweet little town of Pickle, something has stirred up quite the commotion. What is it? A new girl. K's the name. She has sweet, innocent, and fairly large blue eyes. What species? Human. Weird, right? Well, for one of those furless ape's, we all agree; she's quite pretty. But it'd be better if she could lose the mousy brown triangle hair and ugly bold check shirt for something more fashionable. Will she become Pickle's new It girl? Or will she be a sad, sorry creature, simply begging to survive? Only time will tell.
Admit it, you're already falling for me.
You know you love me,
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