Why Superman thought that an awards competition in the Watchtower for the Team and the League was a good idea, and what his reasoning was, was anyone's guess. All Batman said as he entered the cave an hour after the League's weekly meeting was "It's Kent, why do you assume there is reasoning?" after explaining the news to Dick and Tim. All the same, two weeks later everyone from both groups (after a little flirting and a fair amount of blackmail) was gathered in the Watchtower awaiting the results of the polls taken earlier.

Dick, Tim, Wally and Roy stood off to a side after Batman had been driven off by Diana to 'stop sulking for a change already'. Currently they all were hearing Roy's claim to best hair while Wally protested more to pass the time then anything else. Finally Superman took to the stage or rather hovered above it, rather unnecessarily in Tim's opinion. Clearing his throat he began to speak into the microphone.

"Great, this long awaited-"

"Dreaded more like," Conner mumbled from next to Artemis.

"-Awards Ceremony shall decide many well discussed queries in the League and Team." He looked around expectantly but after a few seconds silence handed the microphone to Dinah who had been chosen as the announcer and was given the papers telling the results tallied up.

"Alright, in our first poll we have...'who is most optimistic member'. We have Green Arrow and Miss Martian!" There was a polite round of applause and M'gann blushed a hue of pink.

"Green Arrow is just optimistic for his chances with Black Canary," muttered Roy to which Wally nodded.

"Next up we have 'Most unofficial couple' and..the winners are Wonder Woman and Batman." Dick and Tim laughed loudly as Batman stepped away from Diana and Diana smirked.

"And for the Team we have...Tim and Cassie!" Tim blushed scarlet as Roy patted him on the back. Dick grinned, internally praising his hacking skills, hopefully this would make Tim finally make a move, besides Conner and M'gann were official until they officially weren't so it wasn't a loss in results.

"Continuing on is 'best arse and best hair.

Green Lantern and Diana win for the League while Nightwing and Artemis win for the Team!"

Applause rang out, Dick took a bow and Roy shook his head sadly.

"People are blind," muttered Roy but with a hint of a smile. "Though I think Artemis did vote for you, Dick." Wally looked rather troubled by this.

"And now for the most long awaited poll yet," Black Canary continued, "the favorite parodied hero names." Here she smirked for a moment before reading: "Dubbed the traffic sign duo, Green and Red Arrow!" Laughter and clapping rang out as Roy blushes, Dick however looked disappointed.

"I wanted Batman the Bat-man to win," he sighed sadly.

"And that ladies and gentlemen, heroines and heroes, is the end of our first awards ceremony. Prizes are in the front," Dinah finished.

Nightwing hurried off and returned with an action figure of himself and a trophy that literally was a red arrow propped on it's side which he handed to Roy with a smirk.

"Well, as enlightening as this had been been, I have papers to file back at the Bat-Cave." Tim said as he went to the Zeta-beam and disappeared. Wally, Dick and Roy still smiling followed shortly after.

The End

AN/ Okay, fun fact I wrote this all when traveling, boredom is a great motivator and I had this idea for a while. Roy caring about his hair is inspired by the Teen Titan's Speedy in Titans East. Hope you enjoyed this one-shot! :)