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Nothing In Common

Naruto's P.O.V

'People are like magnets.'

The class stared at him in complete silence. It was currently Sex-Ed class and Kakashi was doing what he did best…Confusing the shit out of everybody.

'The opposite ends attract.'

We continued to stare.

'May I have two volunteers please?'

No one raised their hands. Why? Everybody was in fear of what he might have them do. Kakashi wasn't your ordinary teacher. Each week he had his 'volunteers' do something that either caused physical pain or long lasting embarrassment.

'Ok. Naruto Uzumaki!' he called to me at the back of the class. 'How about you?'

'No.' I answered plainly.

'C'mon. I promise I won't do anything to make you look stupid.'

'Hn. Trust me, he does enough of that on his own.'

Everyone laughed at Sasuke's remark.

'Who asked you anything?' I glared.

'You.'

'When?'

'Just now.' He smirked.

'Ahem.'Kakashi cleared his throat and the class went back to being a ghost town. 'Naruto, you know you're one of my favourite students.'

'I'm pretty sure you say that to everyone.'

'I won't do anything to hurt you either.'

'You promise?'

'I promise.'

'You always say that.'

'But this time I mean it.'

'You always say that too.' I said rolling my eyes. I'm definitely not going to fall for these tricks again.

'Naruto.' He said calmly, with a pinch of seriousness... 'You and I both know how this will end, so I encourage you to get the hell down here while you still have the life in you.'

'Oooh is that a threat?'

'Yes. Yes it is.' He smirked, a evil gleam in his eyes, showing that he wasn't afraid to put that threat in action.

'Yes sir.' I said without hesitation and quickly made my way to the front of the class.

'My next volunteer will be you.' He pointed. 'Sasuke Uchiha.'

'Tsh… why me?'

'You rudely interrupted my class.'

'And what does that have to do with anything?'

'I'm going to rudely interrupt your life.' He replied, which caused a scowl to form on Sasuke's lips. 'Consider this as your punishment.'

Sasuke hissed once more and slowly dragged himself to the front of the class, standing as far away from Kakashi and me as possible.

'You know what the differences between these kids are?' he asked the class, pulling Sasuke and me, so that we were standing very close to each other. 'Their eyes, hair, attitudes… everything. They seem like completely different people!'

'Yea. No shit.' Sasuke added dryly, rolling his eyes. Kakashi ignored him and then turned to me. 'Describe Sasuke for the class.'

'Wha…What? Why? They already know what he's like. He's standing right here!'

'Just do it.' He commanded.

'Ugh!' I sighed frustrated. 'He has weird blue black hair, disgustingly pale skin, stupid looking black eyes and a stink attitude. He's always in a bad mood and he either has a black heart or he doesn't own one at all. He's just a bag of crap; someone should just flush him down a toilet or something.'

The class started to mumble, especially the girl population. My guess is that they were either disagreeing with me or planning to kill me after class… or even both. I've learnt not to underestimate them. You have no absolutely no idea of what they were capable of.

'Wow.' He started. 'Like your annoyingly bright blonde hair , ridiculous blue eyes, your big ,loud mouth, your childish behavior and your major stupidity can be compared to me.'

'Shut up bastard.'

'You shut up moron.'

'How about you both shut up.' Kakashi added and we were silent.

'See.' He turned to the class once more. 'So different yet…'

'Umm sir.' Sai interrupted. 'I thought you said opposites attract.'

'Yes. Yes I did.'

'Then why do they look as if they are ready to kill each other any minute now?'

'Don't you see? That's the attraction. This is just cover up to hide what they are really feeling.'

'The only thing I'm feeling is hatred.' I spoke up. What else could I possible feel for someone like him?

'Same here.'

We both glared at each other.

'By the way Kakashi… shouldn't there be a girl up here; we're not really opposites...'

'That's why you're here sissy.' He added. 'I thought it was obvious.' Sasuke remarked.

Yet again Sasuke's comments caused laughter and an annoyed Kakashi.

'Naruto, you don't have to be different sexes to have an attraction to each other.' He explained.

'What the… But I'm not gay… I like girls.'

'Too bad you can't get any.'

'Sasuke!' Kakashi shouted.

'What?' he answered shrugging his shoulders 'I don't even know why I'm standing here.'

'Naruto. No one said you were gay.' He explained. 'Anyway, the reason why you're standing here is this!' he pulled out a pamphlet and held it to the class. The front cover had three silhouette couples on the front. One had a male and a female; the second had two females and the last, two males.

'Umm… I thought you said that this had nothing to do with being gay.' I mumbled examining the silhouettes on the page.

'It doesn't. This is a class project and I'm going to need four more volunteers.'

The class was silent. No one moved as usual.

'Ah c'mon guys. It will be fun. I promise.' He smiled mischievously.

Still no hands went up. 'Ok. He said after what looked like a careful examination of the class. ' Sakura Haruno and Ino Yamanaka, you two are one group. Shikamaru Nara and Temari, you're another pair.'

Mumbles of annoyance were heard from the said persons.

'Sai. I'm making you the team leader. Please make sure that everyone does their part and make sure that everyone gets one of these.' He said handing the pamphlets to the kid.

'What exactly is this project about?' Sasuke asked, while glaring at the pamphlet that Sai was now handing to him.

'It's to prove that opposites attract, whether you're the same gender or not. Whether different personalities or attitudes, opposites always attract.' He finished. 'Now remember, it's a class project, I expect everyone to play their part. Everyone else should observe the pairs and keep track of their progress and by the end of the month, there should be changes.'

'What if you don't want to do it?' Sasuke asked.

'Well, I'll fail you.'

'But it doesn't really matter. It's not like it's on our report or anything.'

'Well, I'll punish you.'

'How?'

'Let's just say, you don't want to know.' He smirked at a displeased Uchiha.

'Are there any more questions?'

'What if there are no changes?' Kiba asked from his seat.

'What exactly do you mean?'

'Take for example, Naruto and Sasuke. Do you really believe that they'll change? I can bet on my life that they won't.'

'If I were you, I'd be careful of the things I say. Anything is possible. I tell you, there will be changes.'

'Hmm, sounds like a challenge. You wanna bet on that sir?'

'Why yes… yes I would.' Kakashi smirked thoughtfully. 'By the end of the month, you all should have full reports on their progress and if Kiba wins his bet… I'll take you guys out on a field trip and if he doesn't… that you'll find out by the end of the month.'

The bell rang and everyone turned to Kakashi.

'Well… It seems like my time is up. Do well everyone, I'm looking forward to see how this ends.' He smiled and left the classroom.

I took one last look on the creepy smile that was on his face. Something is telling me that this isn't a good idea.

I have a very bad feeling about this.

OoOoOoOoO

'I'm positive I'm gonna win this bet.' Kiba boasted at our lunch table. 'Kakashi has absolutely no idea who he's dealing with.'

'Who? An idiot.' Shikamaru commented.

'C'mon Shika…Sasuke and Naruto… equals… Worst couple ever!'

A nerve stood up at my temple.

'For the last fucking time, stop saying couple!' I shouted.

'Ok. Does partners sound better?' he asked, laughing loudly.

'No!'

'Consider yourself lucky, at least you didn't get an annoying girl. All they do is nag.' Shikamaru sighed.

'Wow Shika, you actually make having Temari sound like a bad thing. Would you have rather Sasuke?'

'Well… actually… no.' He ended.

'Then shut up!'

'Calm down dude, it's just a month' added Kiba. 'It'll be over in no time.'

'Just a month.' I can't even last a second with this guy!'

Where Sasuke was sitting, they were having a similar conversation.

'Just a month Neji!' I can't even last a minute with this guy.'

Both Naruto's and Sasuke's P.O.V

'I mean he's never happy. Would it kill him to smile?'

'Would it kill him to wipe that stupid smile off his face?'

'His hair is blue black. Who the hell has blue black hair?

'His hair is way too bright.

'He's way too damn cocky.'

'He's so damn childish!'

'I would never last a sec with a guy like that.'

'Not even a minute!'

'And you know what the worst thing about this is?

'We have…'

'Absolutely...'

'Nothing...'

'In…'

'Common!'

A/n: so … I'm just trying out stuff. If it doesn't work I'll delete it. Please tell me what you think about it. All you have to do is just press that little magic button down there. If you have ideas… throw it at me… I'd be more than happy