A/N: Hey everyone. Yet another Survivor fic, eh? This one is gonna be different. Why? No Marth. No Roy. (I have just upset the balance of Fangirls... eep) But there will be Link...And Samus...and Fox...And Mario...And the other 7 first Smashers. There will also be Peach, Zelda, Mr. Game & Watch and Dr. Mario. Peach & Zelda are there for the female survivors, since it was Only Samus and Jigglypuff and Dr. Mario & Mr. Game & Watch are the 'Elder' Survivors.
Survivor: MasterHandIsDaBomb Island Day 1: Never Trust a Floating Hand
Episode 1
Day 1
Mario, Luigi, Pikachu, Yoshi, Peach, Jigglypuff, Ness, DK, Captain Falcon, Zelda, Link, Fox, Kirby, Dr. Mario, Mr. Game & Watch and Samus walked onto a boat, each one of them carrying along backpacks. Waiting for them on the boat was Master Hand, who had a mircophone, and Crazy Hand, who had a camera. "Today, these Sixteen Smashers will start out on a journey that will change their lives." Master Hand said into the camera. "We will head across the ocean and shipwreck these guys on the Island I bought named MasterHandisDaBomb."
"...Huh!" All of the Smashers asked, turning towards Master Hand.
"Erm, I mean, We're taking them on a free cruise to the Bahamas." The group nodded and went back to talking. Master Hand cleared his throat and whispered. "Once there, they will be forced to survive together for 39 days. Every 3 Days they'll meet and vote one of their own members out of the tribe! But don't tell them that!"
"Kay, I won't." Crazy replied. He was holding in the hand his video camera, which he was now taping Master Hand with. "But, I have a question. When did YOU buy an Island? I never knew you could even BUY Islands..."
"Uh...Internet?" Master Hand pointed towards the Captain of the ship, Wario. "Start up the boat!"
Wario nodded and started up the boat. "We'll reach-a the Island in five hours!"
Master Hand let out a evil laugh. "Perfect. Crazy!"
"Yes?"
"Roll the tape of me singing!"
We now see Master Hand floating, wearing a leather jacket and bouncing up and down in rhythm with the song playing in the background, 'Eye of the Tiger' played. Master Hand began to sing:
Castaways, stranded alone.
Got no beer, got no Gameboy.
-Picture of Link-
Can't call for pizza on your coconut phone,
-Picture of Mr. Game & Watch-
Got to ruff it on national TV.
-Picture of Kirby-
Lord of the Flies, while the tape rolls.
-Picture of Dr. Mario-
Got to build an alliance.
-Picture of Mario-
Each tribal council could be your curtain call,
'Less of course you won Immunity.
-Picture of Pikachu-
-The Words: '16 Castaways' fly past the screen-
It's the, 'Isle of Survivor'
where they're taking there shots
-Picture of Fox-
At One Mil, but the contract had a rider.
-Picture of Peach-
It takes more then a taste for rat to win you the pot.
-Picture of Luigi-
Cause each week they kick one of you off,
The Isle of Survivor!
-Picture of Ness-
-The Word: 'Tagong' fly past the screen-
Man, I am such a good singer, right?
Every week,
You better read with your friends.
-Picture of Jigglypuff-
While they scheme in Rattana. -
out of the tune- Where not calling it Rattana are we?
-Picture of Yoshi-
-Back in tune-
But if you happen to see Ness naked again,
Just don't snap and shoot your PC.
-Master Hand holds up a picture of Nude Ness from Mother 2-
Geez, even I would do that.
-Picture of DK-
-The Word: 'Marooned' flies across the screen-
Its the, 'Isle of Survivor'
Where the faces are long.
-Picture of Captain Falcon-
As they wish rice was just the appetizer.
You might root for the Pagi, or perhaps the Tagong.
-Picture of Zelda-
In the Challenges held on the Isle!
Isle of Survivor!
-Picture of Samus-
-The Words: 'Pagi' and 'For 39 Days' fly across the screen-
Last Verse. I know, I know. You'll miss my sexy voice, won't you?
It's the, 'Isle of Survivor'
Where you readers will tune Every random day,
A Fan Fiction Net reviver.
It might seem kinda stupid,
but you'll watch these buffoons As they bicker and starve on the Isle!
Isle of Survivor.
The Isle of Survivor.
-The Words: 'One Survivor' fly across the screen-
"And then I said, 'Dude, Are you going crazy?'. Hmph. Can you believe him?"
"We've finished your horrible copy of a great song. I bet My Hairy Brother is very proud of you."
"Did you just insult me!"
"...No...And we're back on."
Master Hand turned from his conversation with Samus and looked back towards the Camera. "Oh! Welcome back! Did you all enjoy my sexy singing? WARIO! Are we almost there?"
"Yes-a sir!" Replied Fatman.
Master Hand nodded and went back to talking with the soon to be castaways. "Uh, Bro, don't you think we should be teaching how to use the stuff?" Crazy asked, filming the boat.
"Nah, They'll learn."
Luigi bumped into a crate with the words: 'Pagi' written on it. "Master Hand. What's a Pagi?"
"Yeah!" Ness's voice was heard from the other side of the ship. "And what is Tagong?"
"These orange bandanas are really pretty!" Peach said, wrapping one around her forehead.
"Mines Yellow." Said Link, holding up his.
Master Hand began to sweat a little. "What if they found out! Oh-no! The Dynamite might have been brought along for nothing!" He thought to himself.
"We're-a here!"
The Smashers cheered and ran to the sides of the boat. The leaned over and looked at the large island that awaited them. "Gasp!" Master Hand yelled, causing the entire ship to turn. "Dynamite! Abandon ship!"
Fox bent down and looked at the Dynamite. "It's not even lit. Just throw it over board."
"We better go with Plan B." Crazy whispered to Master.
"Right. WARIO! CRASH THE SHIP!"
"WHAT!" Everyone screamed, even Crazy Hand. Wario, in fear that Master Hand would kill him, drove the ship right into a bunch of rocks that lined the coast, just a little bit away from the beach.
Everyone began to panic and run around, grabbing anything they could off the boat. Master Hand took this chance to say, "People with the Orange Bandanas, go to the left, People with the Yellow go to the right!" He handed Link and Peach a map. "Here, lead your teams to your beaches." The entire boat, minus Crazy, stared at Master Hand. "...What?"
"You WANTED This to happen!" Jigglypuff yelled.
"Uh...No time, look!" He pointed to where the rocks had penetrated the hull. Water was filling the boat and fast, so the Smashers decided to yell at the Hands later and to save themselves now. After 2 Minutes, the ship was gone and the teams we're heading to there respected beaches. The tribes broke down to this:
Pagi: Peach, Mario, Ness, Pikachu, Yoshi, Samus, Dr. Mario and Fox.
Tagong: Link, Jigglypuff, DK, Kirby, Captain Falcon, Zelda, Luigi, and Mr. Game & Watch.
Master and Crazy floated above the water, video taping the Smashers as they swam away. Master Hand took in a deep breath and yelled to the Smashers, "DON'T FORGET! THE WINNER GETS ONE MIL!" He lowered and voice and said, "Heh. Even you have to admit, I am sooo smart." Master Hand said with a chuckle
"Yeah. Real smart-a. YOU-A CRASHED MY BOAT!" Yelled Wario, who was sinking to the bottom of the sea. "HELP-A!"
Master Hand ignored Wario and floated towards the Island. Crazy glanced down at the poor fatman. "Alright. I'll get my girlfriend to help you. Her name is Jenny Craig." The Hand laughed and followed his brother towards the mansion that rested in the heart of the jungle.
Pagi Tribe, Day 1
"PADDLE! PADDLE!" Peach ordered from her spot on top of the raft. The other seven Smashers listened to her and soon they reached the beach named Pagi.
"YEY!" They cheered, giving each other hugs and kisses. After a little celebration, the question arose. "Now what?" They all asked.
"I think we're suppose to build a hut or something." Pikachu said, picking up a piece of bamboo from a fallen tree.
Peach nodded. "Alright! Since I am the leader, I say-"
"Wait, YOUR the leader?" Yoshi asked. Peach nodded again. "Since when?
"Master Hand said, 'Peach, lead your teams to the beach'. So it's my team." Mario nodded in responds of what his girlfriend said.
Yoshi was about to argue, but fell to the ground. "Oooh, I'm so hungry..." He moaned, looking around for food. "Is there anything to eat?"
Fox looked at the boxes that were on the raft. "Um, Rice...Rice...Rice...Rice...and some more Rice..." The dino let out a moan. "What? Don't you like rice? It's the perfect side-dish."
"Hey! I'm not Kirby, y'know! I don't eat EVERYTHING."
Ness looked over towards the jungle. "Guys, look." He pointed towards a large wooden hut with a note taped onto its side. He walked over towards the building and read the note aloud.
Dear Pagi Tribe,
Welcome to Survivor! I'm sure you all know the rules. The winner gets $1,000,000 bucks. Stay alive to win it, or you'll have to face...ME! MAWHA! Oh! This will be your home for the next 39 days, unless you move to Tagong's beach. Enjoy! Oh and by the way, you still need to get your own food besides that rice you guys saved. And take my advise, Don't count your chickens.
With Endless Love and Passion,
XOXO Master Hand XOXO
"Well..." Samus crossed her arms. "That sure cuts our work in half. I'll go get some firewood. Anyone wanna come?"
Mario raised his hand. "I will!" He jogged up to the bounty hunter and the two of them walked off into the jungle to find some wood for later that night, leaving the others to look around the hut. It was simple, one room, no floor, no windows. Just some wood and a roof made of twigs and mud.
Tagong, Day 1
The Tagong tribe paddled up to the beach and dropped the raft on the sand. "Phew, took long enough." Captain Falcon said, laying down on the beach. "Now, I'm just gonna take a small nap..."
"We can't sleep yet." Said their leader, Link. "We've gotta build a shelter or something. What if it rains?"
Zelda pointed to a hut near the edge of the jungle. "I think Master Hand already thought ahead." She smirked. "I guess he wants us to think he's not such a bad guy so we'll play his stupid game."
"Even though we've got a hut up, we've still gotta get like...wood and water..." Added Mr. Game & Watch.
The day went along much of the same in both tribes. Each tribe gathered water and wood for the night and time past by rather quickly.
Master Hand's Mansion
"It's night now." Master Hand spoke into the camera. "Both tribes were able to gather everything they needed, blah blah blah, you know." He let out a little laugh. "Once morning comes, we'll watch them begin to trick, scheme and lie to each other. Ha! Can it get any better then that!"
"Not Really..." Crazy Replied. "What challenge are you gonna give them?"
"Oh, yeah, challenge... I'll haveta think about it..."
To Be Continued...
Next time on 'Survivor: MasterHandIsDaBomb Island'-
Alliances begin to bud. Will it be under the radar skills that save the Survivors, or will it just be plain old luck that gets rid of the first contestant?
"Rock, Paper, Scissors!"
"Let's make...an alliance!"
"You guys will like me better when I smell good."
"Mawhahaha. That was my evil laugh."
A/N: Alright, that was chapter one. Sorry that it was only Day 1, but I wanted to end it there, since It was getting out of control. The Next Chapter will be Days 2-3 and then, from then on it would be Days 4-6, then Days 7-10 and so on. The 1st Chapter is always the worst, right? Hehe. Oh! And here are the Survivor's Bio's! When it comes to 'Age', don't worry. They won't act their age. I don't even know if these are their right ages. So don't say, 'Hes not that old!' or 'She's much younger then that!'. I don't care, you can re-age them if ya want.
And, when you look at their Luxury Item don't say: "Why the hell did they bring that?". Remember, they thought they were going on a FREE trip to the BAHAMAS.
Pagi-
Peach
Occupation: Princess
Age: 21
Survivor Quote: "FREE TRIP TO THE BAHAMAS!"
Luxury Item: Parasol
Mario
Occupation: Plumber
Age: 24
Survivor Quote: "I can't wait to work on my tan."
Luxury Item: Tool belt
Ness
Occupation: Student
Age: 14
Survivor Quote: "I've never been to the Bahamas before. Is it hot there?"
Luxury Item: Yo-yo
Pikachu
Occupation: Pokemon
Age: 13
Survivor Quote: "Hmm, are the Bahamas near Jamaica?"
Luxury Item: Party Hat
Yoshi
Occupation: None
Age: 16
Survivor Quote: "I don't like the sun that much anymore but, whatever."
Luxury Item: Extra Saddle
Samus
Occupation: Bounty Hunter
Age: 25
Survivor Quote: "...Why are you asking me?"
Luxury Item: Armor
Dr. Mario
Occupation: Doctor
Age: 42
Survivor Quote: "Can I golf on the island? No? Alright."
Luxury Item: Stethoscope
Fox
Occupation: Star Pilot
Fighter. Age: 21
Survivor Quote: "Yeah, that sounds cool. I'm in."
Luxury Item: Blaster Gun.
Tagong-
Link
Occupation: Swordsman
Age: 21
Survivor Quote: "Zelda? In a Bikini! HELL YA I'LL COME"
Luxury Item: Master Sword
Jigglypuff
Occupation: Singer/Pokemon
Age: 13 Survivor Quote: "Really! I've never been invited anywhere!"
Luxury Item: Shampoo
DK
Occupation: None
Age: 39
Survivor Quote: "Maybe I can meet my cousin there. She lives in the Bahamas!"
Luxury Item: Extra Tie
Kirby
Occupation: None
Age: 12
Survivor Quote: "The last time I went to a beach, people thought I was a volley ball..."
Luxury Item: Volley Ball
Captain Falcon
Occupation: Racecar driver
Age: 36
Survivor Quote: "Heh, sounds like fun."
Luxury Item: Helmet
Zelda
Occupation: Princess
Age: 20
Survivor Quote: "Alright! Count me in!"
Luxury Item: Hair brush.
Luigi
Occupation: Plumber
Age: 22
Survivor Quote: "Sounds to good to be true... I don't trust you, Hand."
Luxury Item: Survival Guide
Mr. Game & Watch
Occupation: None
Age: 50
Survivor Quote: "Geez, I hope I don't get burned up."
Luxury Item: Frying Pan.