I shouldn't be doing this but the idea popped into my head and i couldnt get it out. I WILL STILL BE UPLOADING OTHER STORIES!
"Ugh…" Sakura woke up to find herself in a dark prison cell, sitting next to someone who looked somewhat familiar.
"You're awake." The person noticed.
"You have funny hair mister." Sakura giggled.
"And you're still drunk." The person sighed.
"I'm Sakura! What is your name name mister person with funny hair?" Sakura asked.
"Itachi." The person, known as Itachi, said.
"I'm itchy." Sakura randomly stated.
"Hn?" Itachi looked at the pink haired girl like she was crazy.
"Your name sounds like I'm itchy!" Sakura giggled again.
Oh yeah. She was defiantly drunk. Well, she was at a bar before they kidnapped her.
"Hn."
"?"
"What?"
"I'm bored."
"And?"
"Sing!" Sakura stood up.
"Why don't you?" Itachi asked lazily.
"Okay then !" Sakura smiled like a crazy person and started to sing.
Oohh
Ba da da da ba da da da da
Comin' out your mouth with your blah blah blah
Zip your lips like a padlock
And meet me at the back with the jack and the jukebox
I don't really care where you live at
Just turn around boy let me hit that
don't be a little bitch with your chit chat
Just show me where your dick's at
Music's up
Listen hot stuff
I'm in love
With this song
So just hush
Baby shut up
Heard enough
Stop t-t-talkin' that
Blah blah blah
Think you'll be getting this
Nah nah nah
Not in the back of my
Car-ar-ar
If you keep talkin' that
Blah blah blah blah blah
Boy come on get your rocks stuff
Come put a little love in my glove box
I wanna dance with no pants on, holla
Meet me in the back with the jack and the jukebox
So cut to the chase kid
'cause I know you don't care what my middle name is
I'm gonna be naked
And your wasted
Music's up
Listen hot stuff
I'm in love
With this song
So just hush
Baby shut up
Heard enough
Stop t-t-talkin' that
Blah blah blah
Think you'll be getting this
Nah nah nah
Not in the back of my
Car-ar-ar
If you keep talking that
Blah blah blah blah blah
You be delaying, you always sayin' some shit
You say im playin' I'm never layin the disc
Sayin blah blah blah cause I don't care who you are
In this bar it only matters who I is-
Stop t-t-talkin' that
Blah blah blah
Think you'll be getting this
Nah nah nah
Not in the back of my
Car-ar-ar
If you keep talking that
Blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah
Think you'll be getting this
Nah nah nah
Not in the back of my
Car-ar-ar
If you keep talking that
Blah blah blah blah balh
Ohh
Blah blah blah
Stop talking
Stop t-t-talkin' that.
"Soooo? What'dicha thinks?" Sakura asked staring at Itachi, who was opened mouthed (shocking I know).
"Something must be wrong with your brain." Itachi said as soon as he recovered from his shock.
"Hey nothing is wrong with my brain! My song was shektakitar!" Sakura laughed evilly.
"Shektakitar?" Itachi asked.
"Yep! It's Sakura for spectactiaularer…er." Sakura grinned.
"Hn."
Knock, knock. Some one knocked on the door (no shit Sherlock).
"It's my turn to watch her." the man said coming in.
"If you ask her to sing you a song… be prepared." Itachi whispered to his teammate before heading out the door.
"Huh?" Kisame asked, staring at the door then shrugging and walking over to the now sitting down pink haired girl.
"You're blue!" Sakura shouted, pointing a finger at the shark like man.
"You're hair is pink." Kisame said.
"Tch. Like, mean yeah!" Sakura crossed her arms over her chest and turned her head the other way looking stuck up.
"So pinkie, if I asked you to sing a song what would you do?" Kisame asked, sitting down.
Suddenly Sakura stood up and clapped her hands together.
"I would sing Sharky!"