Bloody Date the beginning chapter 2
Father and Daughter Day Out
Narrator: One day the father is going to teach his daughter how to kill while the mother was going somewhere.
Mother: Honey! I'm going now, is everything going be ok while I'm gone?
Father: There's nothing to worry about we'll be ok.
*Both kissing each other*
*Daughter walks up to them*
Mother: Now you be a good girl while mommy's gone ok sweety?
Daughter: Ok mommy.
*Mother walks out the door*
Father: Well now that your mother is out how about you and I have a Father and Daughter day out?
Daughter: But what are we going to do today daddy?
Father: I'm going to teach you how to kill.
Daughter: Why?
Father: Well, it's been in our family for years and did you know that on your mother's side of the family were also killers?
Daughter: No! really?
Father: Oh yes! *sighs* I really love your mother so much.
Father: Well enough talking lets go.
Daughter: Where?
Father: *Holds up an axe* We're going hunting!
Narrorator: While the two were outside the father was giving a few details to his daughter before killing anyone.
Father: Ok! But before we get to kill anyone there are a few rules we needs to discuss. Ok!
Daughter: Ok.
Father: Alright!
Rule #1: Always hide and stay quiet because we don't want them to know of our presence.
Rule #2: Slowly sneak up to them when there not looking.
Rule #3: When their backs are turn walk up to them slowly...and WHOOSH! cut their heads off!
Finally! Rule #4: Don't get caught and cover your tracks!
Father: Any questions?
Daughter: Yeah! where are we going to find a person?
Father: I know exactly where come on!
*Both walking*
Father: Shhh! *points*
Man: Great! Now I'm more lost! Stupid map!
Father: Ok! Take this *gives her a blade*
Daughter: I don't think I'm ready for this.
Father: It's alright, if anything goes wrong I'll jump out and knock him to the ground. Ok?
Daughter: Ok.
Father: Ok. Remember what I told you!
Daughter: *walks along the bushes*
Man: Crap! I'll never get out of here!
*Crying*
Man: Who's there!
Daughter: *crying* *walks up to the man*
Man: I guess I'm not the only one. *walks up to the girl* Are you alright?
Father: *thinks to himself* What is she doing!
Daughter: *crying* I'm lost I can't find my mommy and daddy!
Man: But why do you have a blade?
Daughter: Daddy gave it to me to protect me from scary things!
Man: Aww! C'mon there's nothing to be scared of.
Daughter: Can I tell you something?
*Man leans over*
Daughter: Come closer.
Man: What is it?
Daughter: *raises blade and chops man's head off*
Father: Wow! I don't believe it! That was amazing and he fell for it! Even I never thought about it!
Daughter: Well daddy I learned from the best.
Father: *hugs his daughter* That's my girl!
Narrorator: Meanwhile back home.
Mother: *walks to the door*
Daughter: Hi mommy! *runs to her mother*
Mother: Hi sweety! How was your day?
Daughter: Great! And guess what!
Mother: What is it?
Father: *holds up man's body*
Mother: Did you do that!
Father: You should have seen her honey! She was a natural!
Daughter: I was pretending that I was crying and lost, but the funniest thing was that he fell for it and then I chopped his head off with daddy's blade!
Mother: Oh honey! I'm so proud of you!
Father: We all are!
*All three hug each other*
Narrorator: Nothing brings a family together when the youngest member kills someone.
THE END