This is an alternate version of what happened three years after the Buu saga. Here's what happened. After defeating Buu, Goku decided to become a media icon rather than a defender of earth. He started a company that was able to copy the sacred Dragonballs so that everyone could make their own wishes. Each artificial Dragonball costs $10 dollars each. Goku became a billionaire. He worked at a super massive building called "Dragonball inc." After working, he would come home to his feaking sweet mansion with 12 different vehicles. Of course, Goku didn't need it since he could fly. The cars were there just to make their house look good. But anyways, let the story begin.

"Dangit Krillin, I told you to get me my beer!" Goku said, sitting on his red leather couch, watching Dr. Phil on his massive sized 3D t.v. Krillin was bought out by Goku. He was now his personal servant. Krillin walked over to Goku with his beer. He had it on a plate because Goku didn't like poor people giving him things with their filthy hands.

"Here's your beverage sir." Goku slapped the can off the plate and smacked the plate across Krillin's face.

"You fool!" Goku said. "You know I like beer in a glass! But whatever, I have to go to Kami's house. Something Chi-Chi wants me to do, so I don't lose my roots or some crap like that." Goku went into his bedroom to put on his orange suit and blue tie (It was his favorite colors.)

"Who defeated Buu? Who's the defender of earth? I am!" Goku said in the mirror when he was putting on his tie.

Since he was the founder of Dragonball inc, he had an unlimited amount of Dragonballs and could use as many as he wanted to. He grabbed out several of the balls from his closet and summoned Shenron. Shenron let out a sigh. He had a full time job, giving people wishes from around the world. He had dark circles under his eyes due to lack of sleep. He even lost 80 pounds since Goku started his company.

"What do you want now Goku?"

"Shenron, I command you to teleport me to Kami's house."

"Can't you just teleport their yourself? I've seen you do it a billion times."

"Yeah, but I'm kinda having a crap day. Can you just do it for me?"

"Pff! Fine, as you wish!" Shenron teleported Goku to Kami's house. It had been a long time since Goku had seen Master Roshi and the others. He walked up to the door and did a doucey door knob press, making it sound like the tune from Black Sabbath's Iron Man.

Gohan opened the door. It had been about three months since he saw his father. The last time they met, Gohan came to his company's building to give him a goody basket to support him and his business. But Goku took the basket and threw it out the building's window.

"I don't have the time for food!" Goku said to his son. "You know I made that wish where I can live without food!"

"Yeah dad, 90% of our population made that wish. I just gave you that because I wanted to acknowledge you and your invention of the artificial Dragonballs." Goku grabbed several Dragonballs under his desk and summoned Shenron.

"What is it Goku? I'm busy making wishes for the make-a-wish foundation."

"Shenron, I wish my son would turn into a Dragonball that had an unlimited amount of wishes and can never be duplicated." Gohan gasped at what his father did.

"Father, why would you do that to me?"

"Not you Gohan, I meant your little brother Goten."

"Are you kidding me! That's an even darker wish to make!"

"As you wish, Goku!" Shenron said. Meanwhile, Goten and Trunks were playing outside Vegeta's house.

"Be quiet kids! I'm trying to play with my Dragonballs!" Vegeta said. He used the Dragonballs to make himself insanely powerful. You couldn't even see his body. He was just a blinding image of light.

"Agh, okay dad!" Trunks said, as his eyes were burned from looking at his father.

"So what do we do now Tru..." Goten froze and disturbingly mutated into a Dragonball. Trunks was horrified.

"DDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

"WHAT IS IT, I'M BUSYYYYYY!" Vegeta lost concentration and blew the house up.

"Daaad! You okayyy?" Trunks cried out.

"Don't go near me! I'm too powerful!" Vegeta said, with the lower half of his body buried under the rubble. Of course, this was just an excuse to hide his nudity, due to the explosion. Meanwhile at Dragonball inc, Goku was thinking about his second wish.

"Hhmmmm... Maybe that was a dark wish... Okay Shenron, my second wish is for my previous wish. I wish that instead of my son turning into an infinitely powerful Dragonball, he Turns into an anthropomorphic Dragonball kid!" Gohan's jaw dropped.

"Dad, why are you doing this? Your crazy!"

"No, this is an awesome wish! He can be my son and my wish making device."

"As you wish Goku!" Shenron said, turning Goten into a freak. "You know have one more wish!"

"I wish Goten would teleport here." Goku said. Shenron made the final wish and disappeared. Goten teleported to his father's office.

"Haha! He looks silly!" Goku picked up his big headed son and made a wish. "I wish we were three months into the future!" He said with a derp face.

Back to the present, Gohan opens the door to face his father once again.

"Oh, hey dad." Gohan said. "So where's mom."

"Oh yeah, Chi-Chi went to the super market to buy some of our pleasure food. I don't know where Goten is, he's been acting strange ever since I made him half Dragonball. He's not even himself anymore."

"He came here earlier today so he could go shopping with Master Roshi." Gohan opened the door wider for Goku to enter. "But Yamtcha, Bulma, Tien, Chiaotzu, and Piccolo are here."

"Oh, so the losers are here..." Goku said to himself. He sat in Master Roshi's couch and changed the program that everyone was watching.

"Hey, I was watching that!" Chiaotzu said.

"Shut up Cailou, I'm watching Naruto!" Goku said.

"Quit being a jerk Goku! Ever since you started that company, you've been acting like a total schmuck." Bulma said.

"Says the woman who married a perfectionist who's obsessed with defeating me because he's insecure and thinks he's better than me."

"Oooh burn!" Piccolo said. Goku looked at Piccolo in confusion.

"Piccolo? Is that you?" Piccolo didn't look like himself at all. He was a human.

"We found out that when Nemekians are transformed into a human, they're actually African American." Yamtcha said.

"Wow... Piccolo's black! Finally, we have a black person in our show!" Goku said. "Anyways, I'm just gonna stay here until Master Roshi and Goten return. If feel like making some stupid wishes today." Goku threw his jacket and tie on the floor and let out a belch, reclining on his mentor's chair.

"Is that a potbelly Goku?" Piccolo said. "Do you still train?"

"No, I quit doing it. I made a wish to be infinitely powerful and another wish so that no one else could do an infinite power wish like me. But physically, I'm out of shape. Got any beer?"

"You made an infinite power wish? That's probably why Vegeta's still trying to use the Dragonballs to be the most powerful person in the universe." Bulma said. "He's obsessed with buying them, and it's all piling up. He needs to stop, because it's really cutting into our budget."

"Well, that just means he's giving me more money. Ba-zing!"

Meanwhile, Goten and Master Roshi were arriving at the mall that Goten wished up. But Roshi didn't know he did that.

"Where did this mall come from?" Master Roshi said, as he parked his car. "Okay Goten, we're here!" Goten was in the back seat, eating gold covered chocolate covered caramel with ruby stars sprinkled on it to look like a Dragonball. The delicious ice cream balls were in kept inside a diamond bucket. Goku was right about his son, he was not himself at all and he looked like a complete stranger. He had the voice and personality of Ron Ben-Israel from Sweet Genius, and the head of a Dragonball. He had pale skin and the smile of Chris Colfer. He had 1 star on his forehead and thought that meant he was the best. He was nice, but only to his parents. Everyone else, he treated like trash, especially Master Roshi, because he could do whatever he wanted to with his unlimited wishes. He likes to wish up things that are free, but makes Master Roshi pay for it with his hard earned money.

"Mmm... Thanks again for buying me these delicious ice cream balls!" Goten said, eating it in front of Roshi.

"Yeah sure, whatever, you greedy little bi-"

"What were going to say?" Goten said in a threatening manner.

"Ugh.. I said you giddy little boy, you!" Goten and Roshi got out of the car and the two went inside the mall.

"Woa, this place is fancy Goten! So I guess we should start-"

"I want this one!" Goten said, not even giving Roshi time to finish his sentence.

"Well wait a minute," Roshi said. "there might be a better shirt than that, don't rush." Goten grabbed Roshi's arm and they went to the women's clothing section.

"I want to buy this one!" Goten said, showing Roshi a pair of women's underwear.

"But your not a woman."

"Yes, but I'm half Dragonball, and therefor "I'm half the man I used to be!" Goten said, singing a line from a Nirvana song. He sang it so loud that everyone stared at them in the woman's section. Roshi blushed.

"Hehehe! Sorry everyone, that's just my grandson... Quit showing off Goten." Roshi grabbed Goten's shirt and underwear to see the price tag.

"What the! $200 dollars each? I could get a better deal at Sears! Come on boy, let's go." He grabbed Goten's arm and was about to leave the entrance.

"No! This place is fabulous. If you leave, I'll eat your heart." Roshi was both confused and intimidated by what his grandson said. He knew how powerful he was.

"Fine, we'll stay."

"Excellent! But just to make sure you don't leave." Goten wished for a collar to be tied around Master Roshi's neck. "Come on doggy, let's go to the designer jeans area."

"Please stop Goten, your making people stare at us..." Master Roshi mumbled to himself, too afraid to say it out loud.

"Oh my goodness, I absolutely love these jeans!" Goten threw it in the cart. They went over to some hats, and Goten chose the most expensive hat for $450 dollars. He went over to some jackets and bought three leather jackets, in three different shades of black.

"Do you really need three jackets? Just pick one of them." Roshi said nicely, not trying to upset him. Goten ignored what he said and threw it in the cart, costing him $1525 dollars. Master Roshi was sweating. The amount of money his grandson was spending was ridiculous, and knew he would not have enough money to buy it all. He pulled out a canteen of alcohol to calm his nerves.

"No doggy!" Goten grabbed his canteen. "You can drink when we're done shopping!" Roshi moaned. They went over to the sunglasses for Goten to try them on.

"Do you think these sunglasses look good on me?"

"...Why you evil, snot-nose greedy-" Goten yanked the leash, making Roshi cough.

"Silence! I am done here. Let us go to the cashier." Goten dragged Master Roshi over to the cashier. He was having a hard time pushing the heavy cart.

"Can't you just wish for your clothes?" Roshi said. Goten ignored him and pulled out a huge wad of cash, it was his retirement money.

"Hey! Where did you get my reti-" Goten yanked the leash again, making Roshi cough.

"Okay, that will be $2000 dollars." The cashier said. Roshi shuddered.

"G-goten! Please stop, don't do this to me."

"Okay, here." Goten placed the money on the counter.

"Noooo!"

"Pleasure doing business with you. Your remaining total is $3000 dollars."

"You can have the rest."

"GOTEN!" Roshi had anxiety farts. Goten and Roshi left the mall with their items.

"That was my money, my hard earned money, that was mine, mine!" Those were the only thoughts going through Master Roshi's head. They went into their car and drove away.

"Thank you sooo much for buying me my clothes!" Goten said. Roshi didn't respond. With his Chris Colfer smile, the devious Dragonball kid threw all of his new clothes out the window.

"Oh no, my clothes are gone. Oh well." Roshi quickly turned his head to Goten, with his facial expressions contorting with rage. But he had nothing to say. He turned the car into a hovercraft so the two could go to Kami's house.

"Hahaha! That was an amusing trip, wasn't it?" Goten said. "It was genius of me to wish up an expensive mall to spend your money on clothes I didn't need." He grabbed his Diamond bucket full of gold covered chocolate covered caramel balls and ate each ball with delight. He moaned in ecstasy.

"Mmmmm... Delicious!" He said with much emphasis on it.