hey guys, this is my first fanfic. yep... so sorry in advance for any misspells or shitty writing.
"Fucking finally, I'm out of my asshole of a step dads house. And into a new start in college! Fuck yeah!" Kakat shouted triumphantly to his old friend and new Room Mate Sollux Captor. "I'm just glad we've finished unpacking," he replied. "I mean Jesus KK, why did you have all those boxes labelled important research?" he lisped pointing to a good five boxes. They were all tightly packed in karkat's Room, one was even keeping the door open. "What? Can't a man keep a few fucking secrets? Jesus dude, I'm trying to be an fucking Enigma here Sol. Gahh!" He looked at Karkat for a good 5 seconds, a smile slowly spreading across his face. "Its romance novels and films, ain't it?"
"fuck you Sol, you and your intrusive fucking detective work." He says blushing like a madman, feeling like an idiot going to all that trouble to find boxes that could fit his entire colossal mountain of romance media as well as shield it from view. "well, I'm going to have a shower, don't burn down the dorm while I'm gone." "ok, kk!" he replied, "I'm gonna check around, y'know play the field and what not." He winked at karkat and he replied with a snort of laughter. "HA! Likely! Well, good luck with that lover boy." And with that he swaggered into his soon as he was able to clear all the boxes from his door he stripped down and got into the shower.
He was going to like being all "independent as fuck" as karkat repeatedly referred to it as. No more skiving off his bum of a step-Dad. Once he got out he patted himself down with his Casablanca towel, one of the best ever movies in his book. He looked at the clock in his room, 4:30 pm. "Man this day is going fucking slowly." Karkat said to himself after getting dressed into some relatively cleaner clothes and turned on the tv, put in a random dvd from an open box and put it in. "hold up. Open box? THAT'S HOW HE FUCKING KNEW THAT NOSEY BASTARD," and as if on cue he heard a knock on the door. "Must be Sol, he better have brought food as an apology." He paused the dvd and walked out of his room.
He ran to the door nimbly jumping over a few of Sollux's boxes and then immediately shoving his foot right through his box of stone crabs. "HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WHY IN THE FUCKERY DID SOMEONE LEAVE THAT THERE. WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK!?" And with that he fell onto the door and made the futile effort of trying to regain his composure as he opened the door. "Sollux were you the one who put my FUCKING crabs on the floor!?" He said opening the door, but what he saw was not just sollux. Sollux was with two strange looking girls, one was holding a large covered Tupperware bowl.
"So you have crabs, do you?" Cackled the first girl holding a red cane and had a pair of cherry red glasses completely covering her eyes.
Karkat gave the girl a death stare that would stop a truck.
"has he left or is he just staring angrily at me A?" She asked the slightly shorter girl next to sollux
"Yes, I believe he is terezi, and it is quite the stare"
" Sorry hun, that scary face ain't gonna really work on me." She says moving her sunglasses up above her eyes, showing her pale, milky eyes. Karkat felt immeadiately guilty for glaring at her. "sorry." He says to the blind girl, rubbing the back of his neck.
" good! Now, I heard you had forks!" she says pushing karkat back with her cane and walking through into his dorm room.
"hey! What the fu-!" sollux interjects "it's cool Kakat, I invited them in. ""And I forgot to thank you for that sollux" said the other girl still in the door way. Sollux blushed,
" don't mention it Aradia" Karkat couldn't believe it, less than 2 hours here and sollux had already found a girl to flirt with. What the fuck? Then he heard a loud cackle from what sounded like it came from his room. Shit. "SHE DIDN'T"
As if to reply, she screamed with laughter "HOLY SHIT ARE YOU WATCHING THE NOTEBOOK?"
"Fuck!" he ran into his dorm room, why the shit did he leave the movie paused and have the remote in such a fucking OBVIOUS place that a BLIND GIRL would find it. "WHAT? NO! IT'S- IT'S-"he sighs, closing his eyes and rubbing the bridge of his nose. "Fuck, yes..." she starts laughing and had somehow gotten behind him, she's fast for a blind girl.
"hey, at least you're truthful KARKLES!" she says jumping on his back making them both fall to the floor and she then starts sniffing his hair. "oh my GOD! YOU SMELL AWESOME! Have you had a shower lately? You smell like CHERRIES! Oh my god can I lick you?"
"NO! GET THE FUCK OFF ME CREEPY BITCH." He said, trying to push her off of him.
"OH MY GOD, YOU'RE CLOTHES SMELL LIKE CHERRIES TOO!"
Aradia came to the rescue and pried Terezi off of Karkat before she steals his shirt.
"OH THANK GOD." Karkat shouted, got up and hid behind sollux who was holding the Tupperware box that Aradia had held earlier.
"now Terezi, what did I say about boundaries" Aradia said helping her up.
"Hey, it's fair game! He let me in after all!" she shrugged happily
" YOU BARGED PAST ME!"
This girl was driving him crazy, but man he was hungry. speaking of which. Sollux popped up holding an array of cutlery in one hand and a stack of paper plates in the other. "who's hungry?"