Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha…But I am partially entitled to my sanity…with FREEE nights and weekends, might I add! D

Kelley-Sama: -Sits on a rock and sighs-

Old man walking by: Why small child, why are you so upset?

Kelley-Sama: -Glares-

OMWB: -Screams like a little girl and runs away-

Kelley-Sama: Bwahahahaaaa…T-T -Sigh- I miss Caraaaa…We need her to start the fanfi--

Audience: Oh c'mon, start it already!

Kelley-Sama: Damnnn…o.o;; Well /fine/.

Girl in Shadows: Kukukuuuuu…

Rin: -Stares at the girl but decides not to say anything- after this, I don't have to join the Witness Protection Program again, do I?

Kelley-Sama: It depends on how angry I get.

Rin: Ahhh, okiday! I LOVE when I'm not sure at all about such things! D

Kelley-Sama: Don't we all…START THE FIC, BIOTCH!

Rin: -Bop!- WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!

Kelley-Sama: Keh---BOOM CRASH BANG- SESSHOUMARU-SAMA, STOP FOOLING WITH THE PROPS! AND PUT DOWN THAT INNOCENT BYSTANDER, YOU JACKASS!

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The Time Everybody Went Mad Part 1-- America is a Sex Pot.

-Kelley-Sama's House-

Kelley-Sama: Gragh…When's Cara-Sama going to get back from NH?

Rin-Sama: Who the fuck is Cara! .

Kelley-Sama:…Nevermind.

Shippou: -In distance- Oooh, what does this doooo?

Kelley-Sama: -Sigh- What in the 7 hells are they doing now? -Goes over-

Shippou: -Flicks the "On" Switch-

InuYasha: Shippou, put that away! You don't use it like that!

Kagura: You don't? O.o;;

Kagome: ; Eheheh, Well, he's only a kid…That's a very awkward position you're in, though, Shippou dear…

Shippou: But it feels gooooood! --

Kikyou: …Eeew. That's weird. OO

Kanna: It has a lot of energy, that contraption…I must steal its soul.

Hakudoushi: Can I pelt small, meaningless pebbles at it to make myself feel less inferior about my strength?

Shippou: SO MUCH FUN! IT'S THE STUFF OF DREAAAAAAMS!

Sesshoumaru: Cool. I wanna tr--

Kelley-Sama: WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL OF YOU TALKING ABO-- -Sees Shippou sitting on top of the blender-…Honestly…Do I want to know? --

Everyone: No.

Shippou: I FEEL ALIIIIIVE! . -Vrumvrumvrumvrumvrum!-

Kelley-Sama:….;; Eheheh -In head: He's too precious, don't yell at him. -;;-

Naraku: -In living room- I swear, Rin-Sama, this country of yours…America…It's an absolute sex pot.

Rin-Sama: Whyyyyy?

Naraku: The place where you order this thing you call "Pizza"…It's called "Do Me Now"s…Utterly inappropriate.

Rin-Sama: Uhhh, buddy, that's Domino-- -ADD kicks in- Ooooh, who wants Taco Bell! D

Everyone: I DO!

Kelley-Sama: -Sigh- ; I suppose I can take you to Taco Bell then…Follow me…-Strolls out door-

Everyone -Minus Sesshoumaru-Sama-: -Follows-

Sesshoumaru: . … . …-Flicks "on" switch on the blender, and sits on top of it-…Wow…Invigorating. I, Sesshoumaru, feel aliii--!

Rin-Sama: -Pokes head in- Heyy, Sesshoumaru-Sama, are you co--Whaaaaaat the fuck. O.o

Sesshoumaru:. . . -Glares- You never saw this. -.-

Rin-Sama: ……D;;;;;;; ALLLLLRIGHTY THENNNNN! -Walks out the door, stifling laughter- -stands next to Kelley-Sama outside- XDDDD…

Kelley-Sama: Oh, hello! Didja get Sesshou-- …Something wrong, Rin dear? O.o;;

Rin-Sama: B-b-blend…-ADD kicks in- OHHHHHHHH AREN'T THE BUTTERFLIES PRETTY TODAYYYYYYY!

Kelley-Sama: O.o;; Riiiight…Well, OFF TO TACO BELL THEN!

Everyone: HAI! -Follows-

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Sorry it was short and not ver funneh…I'm tired, not very hyper, and my friend Cara is on vacation…; But when she comes back, it get better. I swear XP Not to mention I have writer's block…Anyway, R&R please! If you do, you're my bishounen/bishoujou! MuahMuah!

-Le Kelleh-Sama 3333