WWE Reality T.V.
Vince McMahon stood in a huge mansion with a T.V. camera in his face. "I am here to tell you about a new reality series WWE has started. We've taken two fans and are putting them in a house with 9 other superstars. Those superstars have arrived at the house and I will introduce them in. First up we have HBK Shawn Michaels, Second Ric Flair, Triple H, Batista, Randy Orton, John Cena, Stacey Keibler, Lita and Trish Stratus." All nine of the superstars sat down on the couches and chairs that were in the living room of the mansion. "You nine have been chosen for different reasons. Shawn and Ric are going to be looking after these fans as father figures. Stacey, Lita, and Trish are going to teach them what you women go through in the WWE. Triple H is going to teach them about the history in the WWE. Batista, John Cena and Randy Orton are going to make sure they have fun while they're here."
"Now in the backyard we have a ring for the training of these fans which are really superstars in training. There is a huge work out room where there are weights and many more things. I want you nine to make sure they are taken care of, beaten up and having fun. Now for the two fans. First up we have Leah Colemen." In walked a women who stood 5'5 with dark shoulder length hair. She had big blue eyes and a full figure. She looked to be 22...not at all what McMahon had mentioned.
"Whoa whoa whoa…" Started Triple H. "You acted as if these fans were real fans not just some broad who wants to fuck everyone in this house." Leah looked at him and smirked.
"Don't worry Trip, no one will be fucking you while we're here." McMahon stuck up his hand and said,
"Before this gets started. We have one more fan coming and then we have ground rules to start. Everyone this is Shea McNeill." At that time a young woman with strawberry blonde hair pulled up into a high ponytail walked through the door. She didn't look to be any older than the other girl and her body was very similar. As she sat the gray sunglasses that had been hiding her eyes on top of her head she showed off her shining blue eyes. Before she even got the chance to look around her surroundings Triple H opened his mouth again.
"McMahon you've got to be kidding. These girls look barely legal there's no way they can handle themselves in the ring. The last thing any of us needs is to be comforting some girl in the middle of the ring because she broke a nail."
"Excuse me? I'd watch who you say that shit about. I don't know about her-" at this time she looked at the other girl in the room for the first time, immediately recognizing her and started again, "Okay scratch that. I do know about her. And I know if you aren't careful this bitch is gonna walk all up and down your ass." McMahon decided that now would be a good time to introduce the rules to everyone before the argument got any further.
"Alright everyone, listen up. These are the ground rules, all fist fights stay in the ring, they're not to be brought back in the house. You are all to treat one another with respect." He said looking a H specifically. "As for you two young ladies, you're here because you showed a good deal of talent, make sure you earn this opportunity, these guys won't go easy on you. That's all I have to say for now so why don't you all get settled in and get to know each other." Once McMahon had walked out the door Shea dropped her bag and walked over to Leah, both girls giving each other a big hug.
"Hey! I never woulda thought I'd be seeing you here. Small world, huh?" Leah said, as she stood away from Shea.
"Hella yeah its a small world I ain't seen you since we both packed up and moved away from home. Always said we were gonna be wrestlers one day, bet the people back in Battle Creek would feel real damn stupid if they could see us now." Shea said, as she hitched up her jeans by one of the belt loops.
They both looked up when they heard someone clear their throat. Realizing is was Shawn, the girls gave him their attention.
"I'm guessing you two are childhood friends?"
"Yup." The said simultaneously and letting out a short laugh they said in unison once again, "Twins."
"Don't ask. Very long story, we'll save it for a rainy day. Now I don't know about her buta I have a whole lotta luggage and unfortunately it won't sprout legs and walk up those stairs itself, so... Who wants to help me?" Not waiting for volunteers she walked over to John Cena and Dave Batista, and linking her arms with theirs said, "You two are coming with me." while leading them outside.
Leah stood there with a smirk, "She works fast. So…I obviously know who you all are but…"
"Listen little girl, I don't have time to baby-sit some teenager who is going whine and use up all the hot water." Triple H said while standing up.
"Hey little man I don't think you get the grasp of what my friend was trying to tell you. I'm not new to wrestling I've been training for quite a while and I'm ready to kick your ass right here and now." By that time Batista, John, and Shea walked back into the house with the luggage.
"What's going on here?" questioned Shea while looking between Triple H and Leah.
"Oh you're friend is going to kick his ass and he's asking for it." filled in Shawn.
"You heard McMahon we got a ring in the back. Lets go." Leah taunted while nodding to the backyard. "Lets go old man…that is if you think you can keep up." Triple H growled and started for the backyard. Leah laughed and said,
"That was too easy." she then followed him outside.
"Shouldn't we stop this?" asked Stacey.
Shea shrugged as she watched the two walk off. "No use now…she's not gonna stop till she has his ass pinned to the mat." She dropped the luggage and walked to the backyard with the rest of the wrestlers following. Leah and Triple H were in the ring ready to go. Triple H stood back as he watched Leah stretch. When he wasn't expecting it, she ran right for him and closelined his ass to the mat. She then smirked in his face.
"Come on H lets go. This isn't a tea party." He growled and stood up. He saw her run right for him but he caught her and slammed her to the mat. She fell with a loud thud but stood up not letting the pain get to her. She then kneed him in the groin and snapmared him to the ground and dropkicked to his head. She felt the mat hit her side as she came down from the dropkick. She saw Triple hurry and get up to pedigree her. She then acted as if she broke a nail.
"Oh…My…God! I broke my nail!" she whined in a valley girl voice. "Like I can't wrestle in this state of mind!" Triple H rolled his eyes and looked at the others.
"I told you all. We have broads to baby-sit." But when he wasn't looking she got up and jumped him from behind. He fell to the mat with the others laughing. Leah got out of the ring and held her arms up in the air.
"Come get me bitch!" she said toward Triple H. He stayed on the ground so she turned to Shea but he reached down and grabbed her by the hair and lifted her up to the apron.
"Don't ever do that to me again." he hissed and let her hair go so she fell to the grass.
Rolling her eyes, Shea felt the need to get in the middle of this and got in the ring with him this time, walking right up to him and staring him in the eye. Putting her hand on his chest she pushed him away from her and said,
"What couldn't handle the fact that you made a fool of yourself by being an ass? And really the whole hair pulling shit? A little high school cat fight don't ya think? Grow up and at least act like you're a man. No one here wants to deal with your whining crybaby crap. Who cares if you don't want us here, you're gonna have to learn to live with it and the sooner you do the sooner you stop getting schooled by us girls."
Then turning back to everyone she held up both her hands and said "Look my nails are fully in tact!" Again this had everyone laughing, while Triple H stood there fuming. Smirking back at him she got back out of the ring and walked back to the large black SUV which she had rode out to the house in to get one last thing.
Opening the front door once more everyone was shocked when she walked back in with a fawn colored boxer that had a white chest and white feet. Seeing the apprehensive look on the groups face she grinned and laughed while shaking her head as she walked further in the house, shutting the door behind her. She was the first to admit that her dog had a mean look to him, with his cropped ears and tail and the thick chain that acted as his collar, but thats how she liked him to look, tough. As soon as Leah saw him she ran over and started petting him.
"He's so cute Shea! Is he one of Sadie's babies?"
"Of course! He looks almost just like her doesn't he?" She answered, as she knelt down and patted him on his head looking around the room she looked back down at the dog. "Batista, everyone. Everyone, Batista."
"Shea, darlin', you do realize that we already know Batista right?" Ric said as he and everyone else looked at her like she'd lost her mind.
"Oh hell I can already see where this is going. You didn't do what I think you did, did you?" Leah asked, already feeling the headache coming on.
"Sure I did. But not intentionally!"
"Yeah, right. Do you really think I buy that?"
"Whether or not you do it wasn't on purpose. Now ya'll this is gonna get extremely confusing. See the dog's name is Batista too." Hearing this, Lita, Trish and Stacy all lost it and fell back on the couch laughing while everyone else in the room tried to fight off the smiles forcing their way onto their faces. Catching her breath slightly Stacy managed to calm down enough to look at the dog and then Dave before saying,
"Ya know I see the resemblance." A comment which brought on a whole new fit of laughter.
"Real damn funny, Stace." Dave said looking back in her direction before turning back to Shea. "How the hell are we supposed to know who anyone's talking to when they say the name 'Batista'? I'm just curious." Looking thoughtful for a minute, Shea shrugged her shoulders,
"Dunno, but I'm guessing they don't all call ya Batista every time they want to say something to you, do they?"
"No, but-"
"Well there ya go, no one will call ya Batista then. Damn that was simple. Now I'ma go find my room and start unpacking, come on Batista." Then grabbing one of her many suitcases, she walked up the stairs, dragging it behind her the whole way.
Leah walked up with Shea leaving everyone else to look at each other and then run after them.
"There's no way in hell they are getting my room!" yelled Triple H while running past them. He ran into the first room. It was a single room with a queen size bed. Stacey, Lita, and Trish all took another room that had three single beds, While John, Randy, and Dave took another room with three singles as well, Ric and Shawn took another room with two queen sized beds, and finally Leah and Shea took the last room with two queen sized beds and their own bathroom.
"Looks like we got the master's!" giggled Leah while jumping on one of the beds. Shea put Batista on the other bed and looked around the room and spotted a balcony.
"Oh my god!" she yelled.
"What?"
"We got ourselves a BALCONY!" They both started laughing knowing they had gotten the best room without the others knowing it.
Later on, Leah walked down the stairs in short jean shorts and a black halter top. She walked into to the living room where the TV was and sat down. She flipped through the channels and settled on Spike TV. They were playing the Powerblock with all the information on cars. Randy came down and looked at the TV.
"Tom-boy eh?" She looked up at him and smiled,
"Hey cars just do it for me. I've always loved them." He took a seat next to her and watched the TV. "Look at that paint job!" She said as she pointed at the TV. Randy smirked and shook his head.
Not too long after Leah left, Shea went out onto the balcony and saw the crystal clear pool behind the ring, something she hadn't noticed while she was out there. Smiling devilishly she went over to one of her suitcases and grabbed one of her bathing suits before walking into the master bathroom. Looking in the full length mirror back in the bedroom, she looked over on the bed where Batista was still laying.
"What ya think?" She asked referring to the tiny, black and white string bikini, to which he immediately barked. Grinning again she said, "Good, that's what I was going for." and left the room.
A/N: Hey guys, it's Princess! I hope you all enjoyed this. If this seems familiar...it is. See, decided to delete our story for our A/N cause we actually both talked on it. But now, its going to be one of us. We finally got our act together and decided to start this back up. So, please reread and review! We really worked hard on this fic and hope you stay with us…thanks! Review please! -Princess (twin)