Break Out!
Hi ya folks. I decided to get a little break from my previous humour fic for a while. This is to help with more inspirations for making my humour fic funnier and to let a little grudge off my chest.
This fic is made also to help both authors and readers let their anger out on the characters they hate most. I'll tell ya how it works.
1: You guys tell me, by review or email, your most hated character (e.g. Misty, Tracey) or more if you prefer. You can also put your favourite character to bash your most hated character.
2: You can also tell me how you want to bash them. This is optional. You can also add in what rating do you want it to be. G, PG, PG-13 are the choices. I'll put the rating on top of each story. You can also have the choice of making it a chapter story. The title can be of your choice, or I can make my own. As for the setting of the story, you have all the choices you want. You can have the choice of wrestling ring, stage show, in some place somewhere like Pallet Town for example and many, many more.
3: You can choose the same character more than twice but the bashing will be different.
I would also like to add that yes, a lot of others have also done this, but I want to provide this little service all the same. If any of the ideas happen to be as much of the same as anybody's story then it's a coincidence.
ONLY CHARACTERS FROM THE SHOW MIND YOU!
No flames please. There may be some demand for your favourite characters to be hurt, but you can also get your most hated character here to be bashed and there is still a chance that it could be that guy's favourite character so it makes it even. You can call for my favourite character, Ash, to be bashed. He maybe my favourite character but I'm taking no prisoners. Besides, bashing him his kinda fun.
If I don't get any responses, I will either stop, or take the whole thing down, or just continue bashing my hated characters.
I will set this first chapter for an example. It for bashing Misty and this is more of a stage show.
Disclaimer: If Pokemon belonged to YK, it would have been very, very...weird.
By: Yamamoto Kou
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Time: 88:88 morning/afternoon/night/a.m/p.m/none
Place: A studio.
What for?: To witness some entertainment that involves Misty bashing.
We see the whole place dark. Then, a sign above flashes, signalling the audience to clap as the spotlight light up.
Nayomon (me): *steps into the spotlight* Hello everybody! *waves* Tonight, we have some Misty bashing in store so please give a special welcome for the victim, Misty!
The whole room starts to light up. Two big, black, guys in suites come in and are dragging the chosen victim behind them. Misty was bound by some of the best ropes you can ever get. She was kicking and screaming all the way. They set her down on a blue plastic chair next to me and left. The audience went wild. They started having dibs on her limbs.
Misty: What did you bring me here for? If it's about Tracey, I did nothing! Nothing ya hear-
Nayomon: *pours glue in her mouth* You make me sick! And now that the victim is here, we can start the show! Flamethrower please. *catches one that came dropping out of nowhere* Thank you. *faces Misty* Say 'toast'! *pulls the trigger*
An incredible wave of flame swept over Misty a few times.
Nayomon: EAT MY SMOKE!!!! *turns the dial from 'toast' to 'atomic volcano'.
Soon, lava spews itself at Misty and we can see a charred body beyond the searing heat. We can't hear her scream either due to the glue. When I turned off the flamethrower, we see a very charred and mangled body. It was still alive and in a lot of pain.
Nayomon: Next, we have the rabid beasts!
The curtains part behind me to reveal a very big tank containing dogs with rabies, panthers, leopards, lions, tigers, dingoes, Houndours, Houndooms, jackals, crocodiles, spitting cobras, anacondas, komodo dragons, mad Donphans, poisonous flesh eating frogs, Ursaring, Tyranitars, Ariados, Spinaraks, Beedrils, Scyters, Scizors, Sneazels, Gligars, Golbats, Zubats, Crobats, Yanma, Kabutops, Rydons, Ryhorns, Hitmonchans, Hitmonlees, Hitmontops, Electrode, Electabuzz, Voltorb, Duduo, Dudrio, more, birds of prey, Skarmony, Fearow, Spearow, Pigeots waiting on top the tank, and finally, another part of the tank that is specially reserved for the piranhas, sharks, Octillary, electric eels, Tantacool, Tentacruel, giant squids, Quilfishes, enraged Seadras, Mantines and others. Please note that all of them are trained to kill any living being that goes down that tank. There are a lot more I wanted to add but this will have to do.
The crowd: *chants* DUMP HER IN! DUMP HER IN! DUMP HER IN! DUMP HER IN!
Nayomon: Drum roll please! *drum roll plays* And for your satisfaction, *takes out a remote control* we will get on with it! *pushes a button*
A claw from above grabs Misty and dumps her into the tank. Hard. The curtain is then closed. Soon we hear the sounds of barking, roaring, hissing, cawing, trampling, tearing, clawing, ripping, buzzing, stinging and many more sounds.
After a few hours, I entertain the audience with a few glimpse of the victim. It was an incredible sight. They either cheered on, attack the complimentary snacks or go to the bathroom. Soon the curtains parted and the claws picked up a bloody Misty with some gashes and broken bones. Not to mention some swelling due to the bugs.
Nayomon: So how do you feel Misty?
Misty: *by now, some of the glue wore off* Pain...
Nayomon: But you've only got half of what the tank has. You LOVE water right? You also LOVE Water Pokemon don't you?
Misty: *nods but then sees where this is going and shakes her head frantically*
The guys in black comes and put one of those things that allows you to breath underwater onto Misty and leaves.
Nayomon: See ya! *dunks her into the tank* This time, we will leave the curtains remaining where they are and watch the show!
The lights dimmed and soon the only light can be seen from the tank. Popcorn was and drinks are given. The whole place was like a movie theatre with the tank as the screen.
Misty is swimming around, exploring her surroundings and wondering where the ones she saw in the tank went.
Misty: [This feels nice. The water feels so good... But where's the...]
Misty soon found her answer as the sharks make their grand entrance. The scenes get better and better as their 'friend' joined in. They 'ooo'ed and 'aaa'ed through out the whole show. Now this, is entertainment.
When the lights came back on and the show is over, everybody stood and clapped their hands for the excellent performance. I step up onto the stage again and push the button to get Misty out there and onto the stage.
Nayomon: Your lucky. This is the only time I let you run away from the stuff that's gonna get you.
Misty: *muttered under her breath* Yeah...right...
Nayomon: And since this is only an example, this will be kept short. And now, for the GRAND FINALE!!!!! Before you guys can fight over her remains.
Misty: *prays*
Nayomon: For this event, we will invite a special guest to do the honours. Pikachu, if you please?
Pikachu: *leads in Ash*
Nayomon: I hope you don't mind? *hands him a bat*
Ash: It's my pleasure. *takes it and heads over to Misty*
While this little conversation was going on, the guys in black have successfully squished Misty into a ball.
Nayomon: *picks Misty up and gets ready for the pitch*
Ash: *taking batters position*
Pikachu: *using a microphone that changes his speech to pure English*
Nayomon: *throws the ball*
Pikachu: And here's the pitch!
Ash: *manages to hit Misty*
Pikachu: I don't believe it folks! It's a home run!
Ash's bat turns into a tennis racket and I get a tennis racket of my own. I hit Misty and Ash hits her back. The ball game turned into a tennis match.
Misty: *screaming for mercy*
Ash: This is for being bossy! *hits* This is for being for being obnoxious! *hits* This is for being a big shot who doesn't know what she's doing! *hits* AND THIS IS FOR BEING PAIRED WITH YOU FOR AAMR!!!! *almighty hit that sends Misty through the roof*
When Misty came back down to Earth, she landed into a cannon.
Pikachu: *gives me the match*
Nayomon: *lights the match and hands it to Ash*
Ash: *lights the fuse* Hasta la vista Misty! *closed ears*
Nayomon: Sayonara sucker! *closes ears*
Pikachu: Pika pika Pikachu! {See ya later alligator!} *closed ears*
Audience: *closes their ears*
Soon, after an almighty 'BANG' that can be heard worldwide, Misty is shot into outer space.
Nayomon: Thank you for your assistance Ash. *shakes hands*
Ash: Thank you. I've always wanted to do that. *leaves*
When Misty came back down to Earth after bouncing off a few satellites and space ships, she suddenly turned back into her old, damaged, charred, arrogant and self-conceited self.
The audience surrounded her and each holding carving knives.
The End.
I don't know what you would think of this but it could be gross, it could be sick, it could be not good enough or it could make me look like a jerk, but this is just the example folks so if you want to tear someone from Pokemon to bits, I'm at your service. Good bye everybody!
Hi ya folks. I decided to get a little break from my previous humour fic for a while. This is to help with more inspirations for making my humour fic funnier and to let a little grudge off my chest.
This fic is made also to help both authors and readers let their anger out on the characters they hate most. I'll tell ya how it works.
1: You guys tell me, by review or email, your most hated character (e.g. Misty, Tracey) or more if you prefer. You can also put your favourite character to bash your most hated character.
2: You can also tell me how you want to bash them. This is optional. You can also add in what rating do you want it to be. G, PG, PG-13 are the choices. I'll put the rating on top of each story. You can also have the choice of making it a chapter story. The title can be of your choice, or I can make my own. As for the setting of the story, you have all the choices you want. You can have the choice of wrestling ring, stage show, in some place somewhere like Pallet Town for example and many, many more.
3: You can choose the same character more than twice but the bashing will be different.
I would also like to add that yes, a lot of others have also done this, but I want to provide this little service all the same. If any of the ideas happen to be as much of the same as anybody's story then it's a coincidence.
ONLY CHARACTERS FROM THE SHOW MIND YOU!
No flames please. There may be some demand for your favourite characters to be hurt, but you can also get your most hated character here to be bashed and there is still a chance that it could be that guy's favourite character so it makes it even. You can call for my favourite character, Ash, to be bashed. He maybe my favourite character but I'm taking no prisoners. Besides, bashing him his kinda fun.
If I don't get any responses, I will either stop, or take the whole thing down, or just continue bashing my hated characters.
I will set this first chapter for an example. It for bashing Misty and this is more of a stage show.
Disclaimer: If Pokemon belonged to YK, it would have been very, very...weird.
By: Yamamoto Kou
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Time: 88:88 morning/afternoon/night/a.m/p.m/none
Place: A studio.
What for?: To witness some entertainment that involves Misty bashing.
We see the whole place dark. Then, a sign above flashes, signalling the audience to clap as the spotlight light up.
Nayomon (me): *steps into the spotlight* Hello everybody! *waves* Tonight, we have some Misty bashing in store so please give a special welcome for the victim, Misty!
The whole room starts to light up. Two big, black, guys in suites come in and are dragging the chosen victim behind them. Misty was bound by some of the best ropes you can ever get. She was kicking and screaming all the way. They set her down on a blue plastic chair next to me and left. The audience went wild. They started having dibs on her limbs.
Misty: What did you bring me here for? If it's about Tracey, I did nothing! Nothing ya hear-
Nayomon: *pours glue in her mouth* You make me sick! And now that the victim is here, we can start the show! Flamethrower please. *catches one that came dropping out of nowhere* Thank you. *faces Misty* Say 'toast'! *pulls the trigger*
An incredible wave of flame swept over Misty a few times.
Nayomon: EAT MY SMOKE!!!! *turns the dial from 'toast' to 'atomic volcano'.
Soon, lava spews itself at Misty and we can see a charred body beyond the searing heat. We can't hear her scream either due to the glue. When I turned off the flamethrower, we see a very charred and mangled body. It was still alive and in a lot of pain.
Nayomon: Next, we have the rabid beasts!
The curtains part behind me to reveal a very big tank containing dogs with rabies, panthers, leopards, lions, tigers, dingoes, Houndours, Houndooms, jackals, crocodiles, spitting cobras, anacondas, komodo dragons, mad Donphans, poisonous flesh eating frogs, Ursaring, Tyranitars, Ariados, Spinaraks, Beedrils, Scyters, Scizors, Sneazels, Gligars, Golbats, Zubats, Crobats, Yanma, Kabutops, Rydons, Ryhorns, Hitmonchans, Hitmonlees, Hitmontops, Electrode, Electabuzz, Voltorb, Duduo, Dudrio, more, birds of prey, Skarmony, Fearow, Spearow, Pigeots waiting on top the tank, and finally, another part of the tank that is specially reserved for the piranhas, sharks, Octillary, electric eels, Tantacool, Tentacruel, giant squids, Quilfishes, enraged Seadras, Mantines and others. Please note that all of them are trained to kill any living being that goes down that tank. There are a lot more I wanted to add but this will have to do.
The crowd: *chants* DUMP HER IN! DUMP HER IN! DUMP HER IN! DUMP HER IN!
Nayomon: Drum roll please! *drum roll plays* And for your satisfaction, *takes out a remote control* we will get on with it! *pushes a button*
A claw from above grabs Misty and dumps her into the tank. Hard. The curtain is then closed. Soon we hear the sounds of barking, roaring, hissing, cawing, trampling, tearing, clawing, ripping, buzzing, stinging and many more sounds.
After a few hours, I entertain the audience with a few glimpse of the victim. It was an incredible sight. They either cheered on, attack the complimentary snacks or go to the bathroom. Soon the curtains parted and the claws picked up a bloody Misty with some gashes and broken bones. Not to mention some swelling due to the bugs.
Nayomon: So how do you feel Misty?
Misty: *by now, some of the glue wore off* Pain...
Nayomon: But you've only got half of what the tank has. You LOVE water right? You also LOVE Water Pokemon don't you?
Misty: *nods but then sees where this is going and shakes her head frantically*
The guys in black comes and put one of those things that allows you to breath underwater onto Misty and leaves.
Nayomon: See ya! *dunks her into the tank* This time, we will leave the curtains remaining where they are and watch the show!
The lights dimmed and soon the only light can be seen from the tank. Popcorn was and drinks are given. The whole place was like a movie theatre with the tank as the screen.
Misty is swimming around, exploring her surroundings and wondering where the ones she saw in the tank went.
Misty: [This feels nice. The water feels so good... But where's the...]
Misty soon found her answer as the sharks make their grand entrance. The scenes get better and better as their 'friend' joined in. They 'ooo'ed and 'aaa'ed through out the whole show. Now this, is entertainment.
When the lights came back on and the show is over, everybody stood and clapped their hands for the excellent performance. I step up onto the stage again and push the button to get Misty out there and onto the stage.
Nayomon: Your lucky. This is the only time I let you run away from the stuff that's gonna get you.
Misty: *muttered under her breath* Yeah...right...
Nayomon: And since this is only an example, this will be kept short. And now, for the GRAND FINALE!!!!! Before you guys can fight over her remains.
Misty: *prays*
Nayomon: For this event, we will invite a special guest to do the honours. Pikachu, if you please?
Pikachu: *leads in Ash*
Nayomon: I hope you don't mind? *hands him a bat*
Ash: It's my pleasure. *takes it and heads over to Misty*
While this little conversation was going on, the guys in black have successfully squished Misty into a ball.
Nayomon: *picks Misty up and gets ready for the pitch*
Ash: *taking batters position*
Pikachu: *using a microphone that changes his speech to pure English*
Nayomon: *throws the ball*
Pikachu: And here's the pitch!
Ash: *manages to hit Misty*
Pikachu: I don't believe it folks! It's a home run!
Ash's bat turns into a tennis racket and I get a tennis racket of my own. I hit Misty and Ash hits her back. The ball game turned into a tennis match.
Misty: *screaming for mercy*
Ash: This is for being bossy! *hits* This is for being for being obnoxious! *hits* This is for being a big shot who doesn't know what she's doing! *hits* AND THIS IS FOR BEING PAIRED WITH YOU FOR AAMR!!!! *almighty hit that sends Misty through the roof*
When Misty came back down to Earth, she landed into a cannon.
Pikachu: *gives me the match*
Nayomon: *lights the match and hands it to Ash*
Ash: *lights the fuse* Hasta la vista Misty! *closed ears*
Nayomon: Sayonara sucker! *closes ears*
Pikachu: Pika pika Pikachu! {See ya later alligator!} *closed ears*
Audience: *closes their ears*
Soon, after an almighty 'BANG' that can be heard worldwide, Misty is shot into outer space.
Nayomon: Thank you for your assistance Ash. *shakes hands*
Ash: Thank you. I've always wanted to do that. *leaves*
When Misty came back down to Earth after bouncing off a few satellites and space ships, she suddenly turned back into her old, damaged, charred, arrogant and self-conceited self.
The audience surrounded her and each holding carving knives.
The End.
I don't know what you would think of this but it could be gross, it could be sick, it could be not good enough or it could make me look like a jerk, but this is just the example folks so if you want to tear someone from Pokemon to bits, I'm at your service. Good bye everybody!