Hey guys! This is my first adoption! Now, mama's going to be messing with Sasuke's mind!
ONTO THE STORY!!
LOVED and FOUND, Chapter 1: Couples
Sakura Haruno – 17
Sasuke Uchiha – 18
Naruto Uzumaki – 18
Ino Yamanaka – 18
Shikamaru Nara – 18
TenTen – 18
Hinata Hyuuga – 17
Kiba Inuzuka – 18
Rock Lee – 18
Chouji Akimichi – 17
Sakura Haruno was your average over-achiever. Student Council President, Head of the Yearbook Committee and the most popular girl in Konoha High School (A/N which is kind of ironic since my high school is KHS, too). She also got straight A's without batting an eyelash and was currently in the StuCo (Student Council) Meeting Room discussing the upcoming pep rally which was, coincidentally, on Valentine's day. She and her fellow StuCo members had just finished the decorations and were starting on the competitions.
"How about we have pie-eating contest?" asked Ino Yamanaka, StuCo's VP.
"They did that last year," protested Shikamaru Nara, the school Treasurer, also Ino's boyfriend.
"I like the idea of the pie-eating contest," said Chouji Akimichi, Sergeant-at-Arms. He stuffed his face with another handful of chips.
"We need something more original," said Sakura, pushing her silky pink hair over her shoulder.
"M-maybe we c-could have a best V-Valentine's Day couple," suggested Hinata Hyuuga, the Secretary. She had a bit of a stuttering problem.
"That's a really cool idea!" exclaimed TenTen, Public Relations Officer. PRO for short.
"Yeah! And we could have, like, different category's, like, Wackiest or Funniest or Overall Best Couple.," said Sakura.
"Maybe we could finally get Hinata and Naruto together," Ino joked. Hinata blushed a deep red at this statement. It was no secret that Hinata held a certain fondness towards the idiotic blonde boy. But he, apparently, was completely oblivious to this fact. Sakura sighed in aggravation.
"So we'll do three categories."
"Cutest!" said Ino.
"Wackiest!" said TenTen.
"And, of course, Overall Best Couple," said Chouji.
They discussed it for a few more minutes and finally they had to make their decision.
"All of those who vote in favor of this competition say 'Aye'," said Sakura.
"Aye."
"Aye."
"Aye."
"Aye."
"Aye."
"Whatever." (A/N wonder who's that – note the sarcasm)
"Alright, so all we have to do is announce it and choose the pairs or couples," Sakura finished.
"I'll do it!" shouted Ino. She got up and ran over to the intercom and pressed the 'On' button.
"Attention, all students! There will be a Valentine's Day Best Couple contest for the upcoming pep rally. There will be three categories for each grade level: Cutest, Wackiest and Overall Best Couple. Thank you very much!" she announced. She turned and faced the rest of the Student Council Members.
"That was…blunt," said TenTen. Sakura just shrugged it off.
"So who should be our Cutest, Wackiest and Overall Best?" she asked them. They were all in their senior years they were in charge of making sure they were the best of the best.
"How about Hinata and Naruto for Cutest?" asked Ino.
"Ino! Please stop w-with the t-teasing!" cried Hinata. Sakura thought about it for a second.
"Actually, that's not a bad idea. Naruto and Hinata do make a cute couple," said Sakura.
"See?"
"Why don't we go outside and look around for him," suggested TenTen.
"I do NOT second th-that motion!" Hinata objected.
"We could look for other couples, too."
"Good idea!" said Sakura.
Ino was out the door in two seconds flat.
"New record…"
After a few minutes they found Naruto hanging with his friends Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura's best friend, Rock Lee and Kiba Inuzuka.
"Hey Naruto!" called Ino. He turned in our direction and TenTen and Sakura had to keep themselves from laughing like Hell. He was wearing roller skates, shin guards, elbow guards, and a freaking over-scratched helmet.
"Let's g-go back," said Hinata, making a U-turn. Sakura grabbed her elbow and swung her around.
"You're just gonna have to walk in a circle with him," she said.
"In front of the whole school," TenTen taunted.
"Shut up," she told her and turned back to Hinata.
"Just do it," she pleaded. Hinata nodded guiltily. Sakura smiled and dragged the group to Naruto's gang.
"Hi Sakura-chan! Hi Hinata-chan! You guys need something?" he asked. Sakura pulled in a deep breath.
"How would you like to be paired up with Hinata-chan for 'Cutest' couple?" she asked. Kiba and Lee laughed loudly.
"Naruto?! CUTE?!" Kiba asked, continuing his laughter
"Not in a million years!" laughed Lee.
"Sure."
Kiba and Lee both closed their mouths and stared at Naruto in shock. So did Hinata.
"HUH?!" he yelled. Naruto just looked at him like he was talking about sports.
"I'll do. It sounds fun," he answered.
"Cool!" said Ino.
Naruto nodded at us and took off on his roller-skates, a bit wobbly at first.
"So who goes for Wackiest Couple?" asked TenTen.
"Ino and Shikamaru?" said Sakura. Ino wrapped her arms around Shikamaru.
"Sure!" she exclaimed.
"I was joking!" she told her.
"Like I care. We'll do Wackiest! I could to so many different hairstyles with Shikamaru's hair."
She started playing with his hair and everyone, besides Sasuke of course, started laughing like hell.
"Save me," he pleaded. Sakura just shook her head in amusement.
"You know," started TenTen, facing Sasuke, "Sasuke you'd be do great as the male counterpart in Overall Couple.
"WE COULD NEVER LOSE IF SASUKE PARTICIPATES!" shouted Ino.
Shikamaru covered his face in embarrassment and Sakura glanced at her in amusement and slight confusion.
"How troublesome," he muttered.
Sasuke glared TenTen.
"No."
"Oh, come on! We'd totally kick ass if you participated!" she protested.
"Never."
"Come on, Sasuke!" begged Sakura. His resolve wavered at the sight of her pouting face but he plucked up enough energy to shake his head. Sakura huffed and crossed her arms across her chest.
Look but don't touch, said Inner Sasuke.
"Fine then! I didn't want it to come down to this but I guess I'll have to resort to…blackmail."
Sasuke blanched at the dreaded word. Being one of Sasuke's long-time friends, Sakura had a lot of dirt on him. She stood on top of the bench and faced the whole student body.
"WHO HERE WANTS TO HEAR SASUKE UCHIHA'S MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENTS IN –"
Sasuke pulled her off of the bench and covered her mouth.
"Shut up. I'll do it."
Sakura smiled and pinched his cheek, pulling his hand off of her mouth. He blushed slightly when she touched him, her body was in such a close proximity of him.
"YAY!"
"Now all we need to do is find a female companion for Sasuke," said TenTen. Sasuke sat down on the bench, sulking. There was no way he was going to be paired up with a random fan girl. That's when Naruto decided to show up. Unfortunately, he figured out too late that he was NOT very good at roller-skating and was heading straight for them.
"WATCH OUT!" he yelled. Everyone except Sakura moved out of the way, she turned and froze. Before she could react, Naruto crashed into her, sending him flying twenty feet into the air and ten feet away. Sakura flew backwards and fell into Sasuke's lap. He grunted in pain; she had landed on his 'merchandise'.
Just make sure that the merchandise doesn't stand up.
"Fuck…" he mumbled. Sasuke tried not to bend over in pain. Sakura groaned, she had hit her head on his rock-hard chest and it had actually hurt! He must work out a lot to get that many muscles. TenTen, Ino and Hinata ran to check on her but when they got close to them Ino stopped them.
"Oh My GOD! You two are so PERFECT for each other!" she squealed.
"Help me OUTTA here!" Sakura screamed. Hinata ran forward and helped her up. Then she went to check on Naruto, so did Lee and Kiba.
Sakura rubbed the back of her head in pain.
"How many times do you freaking work-out?" she asked in irritation. He smirked.
"Only three times a week."
Sakura rolled her eyes in annoyance.
"OKAY!" shouted Ino, "We don't really care. But Sakura, you are so going to be Sasuke's partner for Overall Best Couple!"
Sakura glared at her.
"So…?" Ino asked.
"HELL NO!"
"HELL YES!" shouted Ino.
"HELL NIGGA NO!"
"Take one for the team!" said TenTen. Sakura looked at Sasuke as if to say 'A LITTLE HELP HERE!' He shrugged.
"If I'm going down, you're coming with me," he muttered.
Sakura lost her temper and launched herself at him, luckily, TenTen and Ino held her back. Sasuke had a very smug look on his face.
"When this is all over I'm gonna freaking torture the hell out of you like the bastard you are," she threatened him a in a low voice. He smirked.
"I can't wait."