Summary: They did the time, they paid for the crime....now, The Slades are gonna SHINE!!
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They had been in therapy together for only one day and they knew it was destiny, though for some odd reason, the therapist had never returned. They weren't really sure why, but Kitten pointed out she had seemed a little crazy so it could have very well been that. No one came to separate them, they only threw food in and quickly shot doors, again, no one could really guess what was wrong, maybe it was the holidays! Looking out the window Blackfire foamed hungrily at the snow, she wanted some ice cream!!
It had only taken a few notes and screams to realize their goal their dream! They were going......to Broadway!!!
"FROM THE TOP! 5,6,3,QUITNA!" Control freak aka Bobby-museta-herkie-fruiticuous the first said, yes, bob wasnt enough. Control Freak insisted on a full name after the whole finding yourself discussion much to everyones annoyance but he played the fork so they allowed him his moment
"OH!"
"OH!"
"AH"
"LA"
"Da"
"SUGAH HONEY ICED TEA!!!!!"
Everyone blinked annoyed at Blackfire who was screaming her words
"You are not a thug sit your ass down!" Slade ordered as she growled, the minute Slade had his back turned. OOOOH THE THINGS SHE WAS GONNA DO TO HIM. She was gona rip him up with her bare hands and do things, so many things! SHE WAS GONNA BEEPING.....
"Muahahahahahah!!!" Blackfire began laughing maically as the others all blinked
"...Crazy ass" Kitten muttered
"UNO DIOS 3 5 7!" She yelled as they all broke out in cheographed dance
"Cotton candy, cotton candy, cotton candy, blade blades....knives, guns and cybersites! BLOW IT DOWN SHAKE IT UP YOU AINT NEVER GONNA GET ENOUGH! WOOT WOOT ALL MY PEOPLE LET ME HEAR YOU SAY WOOP WOOP!" Control Freak belted out as the others danced on their hands and knees, err most of them brain was forced to just skid back and forth along them.
"SHAKE YA LITTLE BEEP SHAKE YA LITTLE BEEP! WOOT WOOT OOOOH MY BROTHAS IN THE HOUSE LET ME TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, BETTER HEAR MY WORDS BETTER KNOW MY SOUND! MY NAME IS SLADE!"
The others jazz squared flashing hands and swinging their legs around
"HIS NAME IS SLADE! WHAT?" They repeated at the top of their lungs
"I go to the clubs speak 8 lingos all up in april and i shake my little shake my little"
"BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPING BEEEP!" The brain howled as everyone continued shaking around
Suddenly the boys back up and the girls catwalked towards each other
We bout to throw dem bows
We bout to swang dem thangs
The boys all swung their fists sliding in a line dance as Kiteen and Blackfire proceed to beat the crap out of each other, yanking hair and swinging fists like crazy.
There she go talkin' her mess
All around town makin' me stress
I need to get this off my chest
And if her friend want some then she'll be next
It really ain't that complicated
Y'all walking round looking all frustrated
Want some plex come on let's make it
Ya acting real hard but I know ya fakin'
Control Freak bopped his shoulders up and down with "deadly" precision
Know you really don't wanna step to dis
Really don't know why you talkin' shit
You 'bout to catch one right in the lip
It's about to be a what? Girlfight!
We bout to throw dem bows
We bout to swang dem thangs
We bout to throw dem bows
They slid swinging their arms around, oh yes, they were badASS.
Suddenly the music stopped
"YOUR pitch is WAY OFF!" Killer Moth hissed at Control freak who only huffed folding his arms
"Control fre"
"MY NAME IS BOB!!!! BOB!!!!! BOB YOU WINGED SON OF A FEMALE TIFFANY MORTON GOOBERRY!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB I AM BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Without wanring Control Freak began breaking things and slamming his head around before Blackfire walked over and slapped him down
"STOP BEING A PUNK BITCH!" She screamed
"I AINT NO PUNK B! YOU BE THE PUNK BE! THOU HAS DISTORED THU HONOR!!!" Control Freak screamed before she pimp slapped him back down on the floor
"........I think she wants to do the do the do the do with him!" Killer Moth chuckled slyly as everyone blinked at him before Blackfire let out another scream and tackled the moth, punching him in the face repeatedly.
"YOU SPEAK THAT AGAIN IM GONNA DO YOU SOME DAMAGE! YOU GOT THAT? YOU GOT THAT PUNK!!!! DO YOU GOT THAT? ill shove a carrot up your ass!" She threatened as Killer Mouth howled loudly
"NO THE VEGGIES OH NOOOOOOOOO NOOO SPARE ME! SPARE ME NO!!!"
"Shut up! OR ILL CUT OFF YOUR DING DONG!!" Blackfire threatened again
"She's such a man. WED THEE, AND THOU SHALL HAVE THY RIGHTFUL PLACE AS THEY QUEEN!!" Control freak hollered
"Really? really? STFU IM THE SEX GOD NO ONE GETS MARRIED CEPT TO ME! CAUSE! I! AM! SLADE!" The masked man declared thrusting into the air as everyone blinked
"Thats not even right"
"You are so mentally effed"
"Effing perv"
"WHO ASKED YOU? JUDGEMENTAL BASTARDS! BASTARDS! YOURE ALL BASTARDOS!" He declared
"WHOOOOOOOOOO THAT SEXY MAN FROM TITANIC!!!" Kitten shrieked as Blackfire nodded
"Gonna get freaky with him!"
"All night!"
"Oh yeah!"
"Thats right!"
"TO THE WINDOW! TO THE WALL. TO THE WALL TILL THE NEIGHBOORS HEAR US H...."
"OH MAN!" "Bob" yelled covering his ears
"NOT EVEN RIGHT!" The brain yelled in his computerized voice
"YOU SICK FREAKS!" Slade declared pointing the finger
"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS! It's because you cant get ALL OF DIS!" Blackfire declared spinning around
"......Do that one more time? I didnt get that...." Control Freak repeated in a dazed tone
"I said you JUST CANT GET ALL OF DIS!!" Blackfire said shaking her hips as she worked her way in a circle
"I WANNA DO IT! ALL OF DIS! ALL OF DIS ALL OF DIS!" Blackfire and Kitten began fighting over the spotlight still spinning around in circles
"STOP LOOKING AT MY DAUGHTER!" Killer Moth screamed finally
"CAN WE GET BACK TO PRACTICE?!?!" Slade screamed as everyone nodded
1. 2. 1234!!!
"S-L-A-D-E WE ARE SLADES YES SIREE!!! OH!" They all sang in harmony before the brain begin beep boxing and Slade jumped forward slamming his fist down and break dancing, every move being ten times more wild or over the top then the next as Kitten and Blackfire bobbed together
"YO, YO YO YO YO YO YO YO!" They chanted
"OOOOH LET IT LOOSE LET IT FREE AND THIS IS ME!" Without warning Blackfire ripped her shirt off causing everyone to blink
"...................WHAT THE HELL!??" Slade exclaimed. They had a long way to go...
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A/N This is gonna be a shortish one if you guys want me to continue it, but I thought a sequel would do! SO AGAIN this is dedicated to Tenn!!!
Disclaimer: I dont own the songs get low other then the ones i wrote or the remixed lyrics and I do not own the Teen Titan Characters or villains