*Disclaimer I Do Not Own the twilight saga! I wish I did though!*

Five reasons Why Mike Newton Hates Edward Cullen:

1. Girls think Edward is sexy; not Mike.

2. Edward is Bella's Baby Daddy! (A/N: My family always says Baby Daddy! It is Funny!)

3. Edward is married to Bella

4. Edward tripped Mike on the first day of school. (A/N: I made that up! Who knows if it is true?)

5. Edward and Bella are awesomely cool vampires and Mike doesn't even get to know about it. How sad!

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