This story wouldn't get out of my head so I had to write it. Keep in mind that the way I portray Hiromu Arakawa is not the way I think she really is. This fic is a joke I just want some laughs.x3 I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist or Arakawa(that would be weird...) XD

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It was another easy going day for Arakawa-san she was drinking her usually cup of coffee while

she read the new Shounen Jump issue she got in the mail. She skimmed the section displaying her

creation "Ohh Fullmetal Alchemist how could you ever be wrong." she said lovingly. She was on her high.

Fullmetal alchemist is such an awesome,successful manga! She didn't need to change a thing she thought,

just let it all flow. She turned the page and saw "viewer's comments" in big, bold letters. 'hmm. This is new'

she thought. It was nice to get input from her loyal fans it always kept her going. She began to eagerly read

the comments but as she got to the end her face dropped. "What is this!! T-this can't be right!"

*Viewer Comments*

~I love this manga, I really do but I'm starting to think it has no spice...

~God! where is the romance!!

~I would like to read something more unexpected sometimes....

~Ed's too short!

~Jezz can this show be anymore serious x(

~More Roy please!!!! :D

The bad reviews seemed to come alive and strangle her. "Ahh! What am I gonna do! My ratings are sure to go down!...and what about all my beautiful fans! They're so disappointed!" She frantically paced freaking out yet trying to formulate a plan all at the same time. She wearily looked at one of the Fullmetal Alchemist volumes on her table.

She picked it up and looked through it as if the answer to all her problems would pop up on one of the pages. She came across the back pages and saw the character rankings. Edward was of course number one (like always) Roy second. It's funny because you would assume that maybe Alphonse would be second since he's practically the other main character and Ed's brother. But instead everyone preferred that Flame Alchemist with a smug attitude.

She had to admit that Roy and Ed were lovable characters well drawn too....which is probably why people like their interactions so much,they were so funny....... "hmmm" she looked at the page intently deep in thought. As she looked up her face lit up almost instantly. "HA! I've got it" she jumped up with the book still in hand. She laughed with the worst intentions. "Let's see what the fans want. And give it to them"

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Riza sat down at Roy's desk shifting until she was comfortable. She looked up to survey the room. All the characters of Fullmetal Alchemist(the important ones at least) have been gathered for a VERY important announcement. "Umm, may I ask why you get to sit at my desk Hawkeye?" Roy said sternly. "Because Kami-sama said so." Riza wasn't kidding either. Roy sat back in his seat mumbling under his breath. "Kami-sama has decided to make a major change in the plot. She's changing the plot to something completely different-" Riza hardly got the words out before there was loud outburst in the room.

"Is she going to make me taller!?" screamed Ed in excitement. "Will she promote me to Fuhrer!?" said Roy. "Oh no I knew! She's going to make me die of cancer!" Havoc cried instantly putting out his cigarette. "Yay! I'm going to be the new owner of Rush Valley!" Winry said jumping in excitement. "Could she kill Roy already he's a damn nuisance." Envy said. "I second that." said Havoc. "Third." said Lust with a smirk. "You idiots better shut up before I fry all three of you!" "Bring it on firefly!!" "Enough!" Riza yelled shooting 3 rounds in the air.

Everyone instantly sat down. " As I was saying...you all know the plot well and probably didn't expect a sudden change but unfortunately our ratings are not looking so good. And you know what happens when the ratings are bad. Cancellation." everyone eyes widened in fear "I don't wanna die!!!" someone screamed. "Calm down. Kami-sama has a plan that will save us all. She decided to give a survey to fans to find out what they wanted to happen the most in the plot. After the results came in she found that an overwhelmingly amount wanted one thing-" "Jezz Hawkeye just get to the point" Roy said in annoyance. She sighed. "They want Roy and Ed to get married." "WHAT!?!!" Roy and Ed said simultaneously.

That same day you could hear the fangirl's evil laughter.