Author's Note: I'm really liking this duck theme… For the record, I think ducks are adorable. They may not be on the same level of cute as a bunny, but they are pretty cute.
Disclaimer: Please do not sue me! I own not Bakura, or Ryou, or Malik.
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"Did you just call me a duck?"

"Yeah, you got a problem with that?"

"What kind of fucking insult is that? 'Well you're a duck, so there.' What the hell?"

"Ducks are ugly. I was calling you ugly." Bakura would have rolled his eyes, but the movement would have left him with a dizzy feeling. Instead, he took a swig of beer. Two feet away from his face, Malik let out a puff of air.

"I am not ugly."

"Well you're not a fucking bunny. Although, considering your lifestyle, I guess you would be."

"What, so now I'm a bunny? Am I a bunny and a duck? A buck? A dunny?"

"You're a dummy that's what you are," slurred the white haired boy.

"Well you know what? I think bunnies are ugly and ducks are cute. So what are you gonna do about that?"

The world spun as Bakura lurched forward, but he didn't care, as long as he could get his fingers around the other boy's long, thin stick of a neck. Because he pressed his front against the smaller one, Malik's startled scream was muffled.

"I'm gonna snap your neck if you don't take that back." He shook Malik like a rag doll. "So take it back."

The blonde boy gasped out, "I will not!"

With a yell, Bakura threw him on the floor and tackled him.

"Take it back!" He growled.

"No!"

"Take it back!"

"I won't!"

In the living room, Ryou tried to press himself even more into the couch. For the fifth time that night, he questioned why he had refused Yugi's offer to hang out. Anything was better than a drunk Bakura.

He raised the volume on the TV and curled into a ball. Well, they would either fall asleep or knock each other out eventually.

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A/N: I think Bakura defending bunnies was a great idea. … Okay, well it's sort of OOC … Just imagine that Bakura was really, really, really drunk.
By the way, with the bunny comment, Bakura is implying that Malik sleeps around. In case you didn't catch that ...