Wunce up on a tyme, a girl woke up in her bedroom. Her stunning cristal blu orbs spun as she looked at the sealing. 2this is knot my room!!" te sealing was wite, and her room was green, cos she liked to pretend like she wos in a wood, cos then she could pretend like she was in middle earth.
2wait!" she screamed in her voice like silver petals, "maybs I am like in middle earth!!"
At that momnt an tall, fit elf ran into the room. Syphilisia new it was an elf because he had pointy ears. An it was Legolas!!
" Syphilisia! I'm so glad your alright! You were hurt, but I helaed you"
"Wait!" Syphilisia loved Legolas, but she new it was not rite that she had woke up here, "How do you now my name and all?"
"Evryone nows you're name Syphilisia! Your the last surviving elf princess; your fathers l0rd Elrong."
Syphilisia wos a bit confused, "But I'm not a princess!"
She new she was not a princess. Princesses lived in castles with lots of gold and jewels and stuff. Syphilisia was really poor, cos her father was an alcoholic and beat her mother, so they never had enough to eat, whish wos why she was so thin. She had to wear the smallest clothes she could fins, but she didnt hav any money, so she had to get them out of charity stores and stuff, thou she had realy gud style so she always looked really beautiful anyway. She had gothic black hair all the way down to the flour, and midnight black eyes with realy pale skin.
"yes you are a pincess syphilisia! Lord elron pit you in a different wolrd so you wouldn't be hurt by saruman, the king of mount doom. Please believe me!" Legolas looked so sad Syphilisa had to say yes.
"ok! So am I in middle earth then?"
"Like yes! Your in rivendale. Come with me."
He pulled her out of bed, but cos she was still like, really tired and all, he had to carry her cos she cudnt walk. She was wering a really nice lond dress (like arwen in da films lol). They arrived in the council of Elrond, which Syphilisia recognised from the movies.
"Look everyone!" shouted Legolas, "I've got Syphilisia!!"