Roy had been working on signing and sorting more insurance papers (thanks to the 'great' Fullmetal Alchemist and his 'delicate' brother) when he heard knocking on his front door. Reluctantly dragging himself away from his work, he was surprised and obviously somewhat confused when he saw Edward Elric standing there looking impossibly impatient.
"Oh, it's you." stated Roy blandly."What do you want Elric? I'm busy."
He tried not to yell at the golden-eyed boy to 'hurry the hell up and tell him what he wanted' as he shuffled through some papers. After (im)patiently waiting for literally three minutes, Roy angrily looked up from his papers to make sure he was actually still there. Doing a slight double take, Mustang grew confused, but kept his face emotionless.
A deep crimson blush dominated Edward's face, and his nose was scrunched up in the way it would be when he was just about to blow from the feeble insults to his un-vertically gifted self.
Suddenly, the blonde teen stepped forward,placed a hand each on Roy's waist and neck and tilted Mustang's head down so their faces were mere inches apart. "You know Roy, I don't exactly think Riza's right for you," whispered Ed in a confident voice.
Eyes widened in semi-panic and surprise, Mustang realized his hands were on the Fullmetal Alchemist's waist. Frozen in terror and nervousness, the Colonel squeaked, "What the hell Elr-!"
He was abruptly cut off by a pair of strong lips positively smashing into his. A confused burst of sound escaped his mouth as the fierce kiss ended as quick as it had begun ,and a million questions began to flood into his mind.
As the boy stepped back, a devilish grin twisted his lips, and his eyebrow raised as if challenging the Colonel to argue with him.
Roy,however,was in no condition to speak, let alone protest. His mouth hung open like a fish's and the papers he'd brought to the door fluttered on the ground.
Casually smoothing out his gloves, Edward turned to leave, only to find his path blocked by a smirking Winry and a motionless Alphonse.
A look of mortification dominated his small features and he began to stutter like a broken record, only to be cut off by horrified cries of, "Brother!" from Al and snobbishly stated, "I KNEW it!" from Winry.
Knowing there was no chance of the previous events staying secret, Roy shook himself of the fish-face and made a completely brainless decision; he spun the teen around and kissed him again, happily allowing him to be the one caught off guard this time.
Repeated cries of,"Brother! Stop!" were the only things that broke the passionate silence. This was going to require one hell of an explanation...