Set early season two…… Set early season two……
LOST
Jack was pissed off, massively so. His midafternoon coffee hadn't materialised and his beautiful Welsh boy was nowhere to be seen. He decided, somewhat pettily to throw a wobbly about it. Touching the com in his ear rather impatiently he actually yelled.
"Ianto! Where the hell are you?"
Jack could hear the hesitant breath issued over his head set, then Ianto spoke, very reluctantly.
"Sorry Jack. Erm, not quite how to tell you this but I'm lost."
Jack's eyebrows climbed into his hairline.
"Ianto you're in the Hub."
"Yes Jack embarrassingly so, some where in sub basement level G. Which isn't on any of the plans and somehow I think I've ended up in a tunnel that leads to Scotland or some such damn heathen place. However Jack I am still lost and if you tell Owen you'll be on Decaf for a year!"
Jack nearly fell off his chair laughing.
"Jack? If that is laughter I hear then your other priviledges will be revoked for the rest of the month."
Jack clamped his mouth shut. "Did you want me to come down there and find you?"
"Jack much as I enjoy a good game of 'hide n seek', your sense of direction is worse than mine. Just run the internal scans and point me in the right direction if you please."
"I love it when you go all bossy on me." Jack was positively drooling at the thought but he went to his computer terminal and ran the scanning program.
"Ianto?"
"Yes?"
"Slight problem. There doesn't appear to be any internal sensors near to your location."
"Oh, rapture. You know there's rats down here don't you, and God what's that smell? It's disgusting!"
Jack smiled, running his hand through his hair. "Stay put. I'll get one of Tosh's scanners and come and find you. I've always wanted to rescue a Welshman in distress."