Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, as my dad just told me... :(

A/N: Luna is talking to Ginny...I was Luna and Ginny was my BFF Pooja and I was texting her and it was so funny and I am so random xDDD

~~~Luna is sending these emails to Ginny in their 5th and 6th years :)~~~

Luna: OMG GINNY HOW COULD YOU?

Ginny: What'd I do? So sorry...? :?

Luna: 20 YEARS IN THE FUTURE, I HAVE TWINS NAMED SALLY AND JACOB WITH A BOY NAMED WESTON AND YOU SOLD SALLY TO THE ALIENS AND YOU TIED JACOB TO PINK DUCKS FROM ASIA AND YOU LOCKED WEST AND I IN YOUR ATTIC WITH YOU GHOST FRIEND NAMED BOB, WHO, BTW, REALLY NEEDS TO SHOWER! :( HOW COULD YOU?

Ginny: ...? right...?

Luna: THEN YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND CARTER AND YOUR SON DEVIN WILL ALL MOVE TO CHINA BECAUSE YOUR LONG-LOST DAUGHTER NAMED SAM IS ACTUALLY A MASKED MURDERER OUT TO KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WITH THE HELP OF RED ELEPHANTS AND HUMANS WITH NARGLES, SO YOU HAVE TO ESCAPE TO AN UNDERGROUND WEARHOUSE THAT'S COLD AND DARK AND DAMP AND YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH TOP-SECRET AGENT MONKEY-SPIES!

Ginny: I think the monkeys would end up killing me, thanks...

Luna: NOPE BECAUSE A MONTH INTO HIDING HE ALIENS AND PINK DUCKS WHO TOOK MY TWINS WILL ABDUCT YOU TO SATURN WHERE YOU'LL HAVE TO COMPETE IN A LIFE-OR-DEATH COMPETITION, AND YOU'LL LOOSE, SO THEY'LL SEND YOU BACK TO EARTH WITH NO MEMORY OF THE PAST YEAR! THEN YOU HEARD MY SCREAMS FROM YOUR ATTIC BECAUSE BOB WAS COMING AT ME WITH A BLOODY KNIFE, SO YOU AND CARTER BEAT HIM WITH A STUFFED BLUE GIRAFFE AND SO THEN I TOOK ALL OF YOUR MEMORY AWAY UP TO THIS VERY MOMENT! OOPS, WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT...SORRY NEVILLE... :(

Ginny: okaaaayyyy...anyways mum took me to muggle London and bought me some cherry lipgloss :) wanna try some? :)

Luna: OMN THE MAIN FOOD SOURCE IN THE FUTURE FOR THE ELDERLY IS CHERRY LIPGLOSS!

Ginny: yeah, right, anyways do you wear lipgloss? 'Cause I wear it ALL of the time :)

Luna: Yes, and IN THE FUTURE LIPGLOSS IS ILLIGAL BECAUSE IT'S TOO BRIGHT AND HURTS PEOPLES' EYES!

Ginny: LOL, what flavours? ;)

Luna: ALL BUT BANANA, BECAUSE THE FUTURE MINISTER IS A GORILLA NAMES JOE WHO MAKES US ALL LIVE LIKE CAVEMEN AND EAT BUGS AND LIVE IN WOODEN HUTS :)

Ginny: Wow, really? -.-

Luna: YEAH, AND SAM AND DEVIN AND SALLY AND JACOB ARE CONSTANTLY BEING ATTACED BY FRUITFLIES BECAUSE OF THE BANANA LIPGLOSS THEY ARE FORCED TO WEAR :)))

Ginny: Okay, dude, just stop.

Luna: OMN IN THE FUTURE, THE WORD 'DUDE' IS A COMPLIMENT TO BROWN-HAIRED WOMEN AND A DISCRASE TO RED-HAIRED BOYS! :)))

Ginny: Just stop. -.-

Luna: Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you! =)

xXx 20 years later xXx

And Ginny comes back from Saturn "LUNA!"

A/N: haha okay you've gotta admit I've got an AWESOME imagination :) comment please :)