This is a ONESHOT crack fic.
Tsuchigumo Hotaru was a woman of many quirks. Having a bubble blower expert as a master was a plus, and not to mention that he had a side that wasn't yet known to her before she asked him a fateful question. Anyways, it happened in a field, where Hotaru and her master, Utakata were having a picnic, and into her appetizer, she asked him a question.
"Utakata-sama, what's underneath your bangs?"
Utakata choked on his food upon hearing that question. He stammered in shock, because he wasn't the type of guy to share his hair secrets. The bubble blower and Rokubi jinchuuriki sighed and explained.
"Hotaru, I wish you did not ask me that question. I just don't feel like giving out my hair secrets to anyone." Utakata said with a feigned sadness. "I had this hairstyle since I was born."
"Liar." Hotaru stuck her tongue out. "C'mon, please master!"
Utakata shook his head and put up with Hotaru's constant begging until he fell asleep. Within the next couple of hours, the said Tsuchigumo crept up beside him, and gently lifted the bangs that covered his other eye. What shocked her was that Utakata had woken up, but his voice had changed.
"Who the bloody hell woke me up from my sleep? Don't you know it's rude to wake someone up without giving them a warning?" Utakata yelled at Hotaru, who was shocked to hear his voice.
"Utakata-sama?"
"Utakata-sama? No, no, no. I'M FUTAKATA, not Utakata." Utakata said in a different voice. Utakata changed his tone to a normal one. "Hotaru, what's the big idea of you waking me up?"
"I just wanted to find out your other eye." Hotaru answered back, but Utakata sighed.
"This is why I didn't want to tell you about the bangs that I had. It's because...." Utakata started, but his alter ego Futakata finished his answer for him.
"We were born with a split personality. It's simple: if you lift a bang in our hair, one of us wakes up. If you place the bangs back, then we both wake up, and believe me, dearie: it ain't that pretty." Futakata replied back as he cackled insanely.
Hotaru simply looked at her now bipolar master. "Utakata-sama, I promise that I will keep your secret."
"Well, don't even bother keeping it a secret, since even a femme fatale lady like Mei Terumi knows our secret. After all, making a super shinobi in Kiri, combined with that of placing a bijuu in your gut makes you an extremely unstable weapon." Futakata explained to her. "Besides, I like being out of Kiri. Who knows if some weirdo with rings in his eyes might make me his target or what."
Since meeting with Naruto and the gang, and after the Forbidden Jutsu was released out of Hotaru's back, Utakata was going to protect her in their travels. However, upon meeting an unidentified man with a cloak of red clouds, Utakata and his alter ego cursed their luck.
"Life is a bitch sometimes." Utakata muttered to himself after he barely managed to dodge the attacks made from Pein. "Oh crap, so you're the asshole that wants me."
"No, Rokubi." Pein replied back as he continued to attack Utakata.
"Dammit, we've gotta show that clown what it feels like...." Futakata smirked. "To FACE A REAL SUPER SHINOBI!"
Unfortunately, even the combined attempts of Utakata and his alter ego proved to be a failure, mainly because of Pein's Rinnegan eyes, and the missile attacks that knocked him out.
"Damn, I wish I could take him out like a waverider." Futakata/Utakata groaned in pain as Pein slowly lifted him up and carried him away from the battlefield.
Yep, that is a oneshot fic, called 'Never Let Hotaru Fix Utakata's Hair'. There are some references from other anime, so please review to guess!!!!