Gravy

Gobble.

It began with the basting of the turkey.

The Holy Progenitor gave birth to the first of the Great Turkeys.

It is said that her gravy and his semen flowed so abundantly that it rained for forty days and forty nights, and on the forty-first, they rested.

And during this time, Turkey Moses built the Turkey Ark and with him brought two of every creature as the world he knew around him was drowned in edible fluids.

And so the flood ended, and the Holy Progenitor gave birth.

And the Great Turkeys lived in peace, never knowing war or famine, until the evil humans came to destroy the wall they built to keep safety within.

And so did the Humans consume all known Turkeykind with wild abandon, until the Kiryuin Turkey made a pact with the kingdom of Peacock and so was born the Rainbow Turkey. Through the power gifted to her by the Gravy Fibers, she all but destroyed the feeding Humans. But her tyranny did not end there.

The Rainbow Turkey sought power, so she set about making the perfect being comprised of Turkey flesh and Gravy Fibers. Thus: Ryuko Turkey came to be.

Ryuko Turkey ended the reign of Rainbow Turkey with the assistance of the God Feather, who itself was made of Gravy Fibers, and she destroyed all the Gravy Fibers in existence, but could not destroy herself.

So Ryuko Turkey became the great Mother Turkey and guided the world into a golden age of education and peace. That is, until the forces of Despair attacked.

The evil Monoturkey destroyed all with foul machinations fashioned after herself, and to further the despair, she set the world's academic elite to kill each other in hopes of freedom.

But she could not sway the great Naegi Turkey! Together with Kiriturkey, he solved the mystery of who was behind the mechanical face of Monoturkey, and earned his freedom with the power of hope.

As Naegi Turkey stepped out into the razed lands of Turkey Earth, he knew there was still hope, for Kiriturkey was blessed with the same formula of Gravy Fibers as Mother Turkey. Kiriturkey was the last born of Mother Turkey.

And so they bred. Many children were birthed in their lifetime, and the world progressed with both Gravy Fibers, and hope in their hearts to bring about the world we know today.

So know, children, you owe your very existence to the Holy Progenitor and the turkey he basted.