Disclaimer: Everything but Warrose and Kaila, belong to other ppl. I paid 35 bucks every three months, so I believe I have a write to claim Rose as my own. The majority of the characters are based off guildies and hopefully they won't kill me for writing this. LOL
Warrose grumbled as she walked into the Legerdmain Lounge in Dalaran with a delivery slip. She wondered why she was being the delivery girl for the little pet shop gnome, but Breanni did pay her 75 silvers per delivery, and during this time of year there were a lot of deliveries. Why people bought each other pets, she didn't know. She had glanced down at the slip and smiled. It provided a chance at teasing while she was getting paid.
"Being me has perks." Warrose said as she plopped herself in the chair next to a draenei shaman and casually took a piece of dalaran sharp off his plate.
"Rose." The shaman said as he glared at her. She stuck her tongue out at him as she took a bite of the cheese. She turned to the draenei hunter that sat at the other end of the table, pouting.
"Aly, Breanni's got a delivery with your name on it." Warrose said as she tossed the slip to the hunter and popped the rest of the cheese into her mouth.
"The pet shop gnome? Wonder what this could be?" Alyssia asked aloud to herself. Warrose shrugged and took another piece of cheese from the shaman.
"Maybe it's a peace offering. I don't know. Breanni pays me to deliver the order slips, not to decipher the meaning behind them." Warrose said. Alyssia stared at the paper for a moment before Warrose groaned. "Go woman, the suspense is killing me." Alyssia jumped to her feet at Warrose's outburst and nodded.
"What are you up to this time, Rose?" The shaman said as he moved his plate away from the woman rogue eating off his plate. Warrose pouted and shook her head.
"I'm not up to anything. Just doing my job. Why would I be up to something Ultra?" Warrose said. Ultrablarg glared at his human companion. This hadn't been the first time she had intervened with his relationship with the hunter.
"I'll let you have some more of my cheese." Ultra said, trying to bribe her into talking. Warrose snorted as she took a swig of his ale. Ultra groaned loudly as he put his place back where she could reach it. She smiled and took another piece of cheese.
"I'm telling you, you've got the wrong rogue." Warrose said. Just as she finished talking in walked the right rogue. Kayla Nightsbane. Kayla was Warrose's best friend, sister and comrade in arms. The two of them had trained under Ronyn Nightsbane at the SI: 7 base in Lordaeron. The man cared for the girls so much that he had adopted both of them and gave them his name. Both of them were proud to carry on the night elf's name, Kayla more so. They had helped rebuild Stormwind and took to the Deadmines to hunt down VanCleef.
"And just what are you two up to here?" Kayla said as she sat down and gave Ultra a look. He glared at both human rogues that were almost identical twins. Both had dark red hair and fair colored skin, but Warrose had stunning blue eyes and Kayla had one hazel and one gray. Kayla had claimed it had been caused by a birth defect, but Ultra thought other things. Today, it seemed that Kayla had her right arm in a sling and what looked like a tiger's claw marks on her right cheek.
"More like what have you been up to since you woke up. Go to bed with a cat did you?" Ultra asked. Kayla laughed.
"Well if you want to be literal about it." Kayla turned to wave down the waitress. "Give me something from Ironforge." The waitress nodded and walked away.
"I was wondering where you wandered off to this morning." Warrose said. Kayla rolled her eyes as the waitress placed a tankard in front of her. She took a large chug of the liquid inside and sighed.
"Well, I didn't get much sleep with all the screaming from the room next door. " Kayla said. Warrose's cheeks turned slightly pink and Ultra laughed.
"Don't tell me Fook finally wore you down?" Ultra said. Warrose pointed at him and was about to say something with Alyssia came running into the inn, grabbed Ultra by the color of his pink undershirt and gave him a kiss that shouldn't have been in front of an audience. At least not in front of two gossiping harpys like Warrose and Kayla.
"I can't believe you did this, Ultrablarg. He's so cute." Alyssia whispered when she finally let go of poor Ultrablarg. He was stunned and breathless as well as beet red. Alyssia was usually passive in their relationship and rarely kissed him in public. The rogue twins giggled as he rejoined reality and wondered what Alyssia was talking about.
"He? He who, Aly?" Ultrablarg asked. Alyssia held up a small spectural tiger cub. It made a sad little meow sound that nearly made him want one of his own.
"He's adorable, isn't he? I think I'm gonna call him Rawrmewlus. What do you think?" Alyssia asked. Ultrablarg looked at the kitten in her hands and smiled. He stood up and took the kitten out of her hands so he could pull her into his arms and return the passionate kiss she had gave him. Alyssia let out a soft sigh as she melted against him. Both of them completely forgot about their audience as the two humans watched.
"I want one Kay. Will you get me one too?" Warrose said as she pulled the kitten into her arms while it's owners were occupied. Kayla blushed and looked away as Alyssia started to get more involved with the kiss.
"Rose, you can play with the mommy cat when we get home." Kayla whispered across the table, angling herself away from the lude public display of affection.
"What? You mean you actually got a rideable one?" Warrose whispered. Kayla nodded and then noticed even Warrose was blushing, which was really hard to do.
"Good gods, you too. Keep it in your pants or take it upstairs." Someone said as they stood at the door. Kayla could swear that Alyssia's horns blushed a deep purple with the rest of her body. Both dreanei were panting to catch their breath. Warrose had long covered the eyes of the kitten
"You are too young to see any of that." Warrose said to the kitten that bit her. She released the fool thing and it ran into Alyssia's still deep purple arms. The person who had broken up their steamy moment walked in and sat next to Kayla and locked his eyes on Warrose.
"I could do with seeing a bit more." The man said. Warrose glared at him.
"My eyes are up here, Fook." Warrose said as she pointed to her eyes. Fook shrugged.
"Not my fault that I'm being a good listener when someone is speaking." Fook said. Kayla shook her head.
"Some virturous paladin you are." Kayla snorted. Fook turned to Kayla and smiled.
"I could always come over and show you just how virtuous I am." Fook suggested. Kayla rolled her eyes and pushed Fook out of his seat.
"Sorry, not interested." Kayla sneered. The three others around the table started to laugh as Fook managed to pull himself up. He opened his mouth to say as Kayla glared at him. He closed his mouth and went back to staring at Warrose's chest.
"Oh great. That's so much better. Thanks Kay." Warrose groaned. Fook winked at her and she rolled her eyes.
"Excuse me, I'm looking for Kayla Nightsbane?" Someone said. Kayla turned to see a small gnome mage standing in front of her.
"I'm Kayla." Kayla said. The gnome nodded and turned for the door.
"Lord Tirion has summoned you." The gnome said as she walked out of the inn. Kayla rolled her eyes and gathered her things.
"Later you weirdos. Keep these two out of public areas. There might be children about." Kayla said as she walked out and Ultrablarg and Alyssia blushed furiously.
