Batman is a depressed playboy maniac, lost in thought due to his parents being brutally murdered. While he remains cool and in control on the outside, his mental psyche slowly breaks down.
Batman makes a deal with with the mega millionaire rich immortal playboy Jason, as he gives the cannon of 1000 Knives. Batman hunts the Joker, who trembles in fear due Jason's beauty. Jason kisses the Joker and Batman gives the final blow, killing the Joker once for all. Batman says it's ok because Jason's last name is Christ.
As the Joker is left behind by his mooks, the multimulinare Jason starts a relationship with Rosalina, but then discards her because she is too old for him, then he starts a relationship with Lara Croft, but he kills her for no reason just for being edgy. Then he decides to try a relationship with Harley Quinn but it doesn't gets too far. In the end, he marries with Batman.
Phazon gets ready to celebrate both Batman and Jason, then contemplates getting a milkshake afterward. Jason, after getting Catwoman and Power Girl off his shoulders, splices Phazon because he doesn't like him.
The Dark Knight had to deal with dangerous things in his life. Money, drugs, smoking, playing video games. All combinied into an edgy plot. Without having contact with his true love, Jason, he gets into depression and thinks about stop being the Justice Crusader of the Dark.
Two years later they have a daughter... Baby Honey Queen. Later, they also have a son... Baby Ridley. Jason sees his creations rising in the world, but later is contacted by Darth Bullshit Maul to become a member of the Darth. Jason is corrupted by evil and becomes an evil dumb lord married with a Meta Pianta. Only time will tell if the world is going to be a safe place once again...
Continues on Part 2, The Star Saga...