Crybaby: So here IheartNicoxReyna and I are, combining our dirty little minds together to bring you the most epic crossover ever. Attack on Teen Titans! No, not any of that stupid Teen Titans Go crap… The legit, lovable Teen Titans. The stuff you actually care about.

Iheart: We have very dirty minds, so excuse our language and jokes.

Crybaby: Ooh… I know French and Welsh and Irish and—

Iheart: Not that kind of language! The dirty kind…

Crybaby: French is the language of love tho and love could get—

Iheart: Yes, yes, but we aren't going to write that, right?

Crybaby: Whatever :/

Iheart: There are children here. Why they are reading this, I have no idea. ALSO, TO THAT BULLY IN YOUR COMMENTS, EAT YOUR OWN SHIT!

Crybaby: LOLS… Anyway, me and my bestie have combined her knowledge of Attack on Titan and my knowledge of Teen Titans and totally mushy squished it all together!

Iheart: Into a super funny, super dirty, crossover!

Crybaby: Yeah! There's Robstar and BBRae! Our shit's legit! :D

Iheart: And Ervei!

Crybaby: Bless you?

Iheart: Eren Jaeger and Levi Ackerman. A canon ship, even though Eren is 15-16 and Levi is in his 30s.

Crybaby: This just proves I have so much to learn. Anyways, enjoy our super swaggy story! Let's have cake. Maybe punch Joker.

Iheart: Yes! In the face! Let us begin!

Crybaby: This is our first crossover on here so keep the chit chat amongst yourselves :D

Iheart: We are both women, so don't be like, O THEYRE SOOOOO CUTE TOGETHER AHHHHH

Iheart: Think my boyfriend would have something against that lol

Crybaby: Yea I'm the forever alone one.

Crybaby: ANYWAY… AHEM IHEART THANK YOU LOL!

Iheart: Enjoy!

ATTACK ON TEEN TITANS

CHAPTER ONE

EREN JAEGER

I was walking through the forest when I heard a scream. Not like a scared scream. The high pitched, annoying voice type.

"Eren! Eren!" I suppressed a groan.

"Yes, Hanji?" I said, turning slowly around and blinking slowly. Oh, Gosh, why?

"We got new test subjects! I named them Beani an' Anxona!" My eyes widened.

"We captured new titans?" I gasped, unbelieving. Hanji nodded, her eyes going into that weird sparkly stage. A little drool trailed down her face.

"We are going to have so much fun!" She squealed. I moaned. Captain Levi, help me!

"Hey, Shitty Glasses, leave Titan Boy alone." I sighed then glared at Captain Ackerman. We both placed a fist over our hearts and one behind our backs.

"Sir!" Hanji barked, along with me. Levi nodded coldly and looked up at me.

"Eren, your assistance is needed with our new arrivals." He said emotionlessly.

"Yes sir." I said, walking alongside Levi and leaving Hanji behind. Levi looked up at me and says,

"Eren, do you resent me?" I jerked my head, blinking quickly.

"N-no, why?"

"Do you feel I am working you too hard? As in, too much practice with shifting?" He asked, his usually emotionless voice laced with concern so light, no one could hear it if they tried. I could, though.

"No sir. I am comfortable with my assigned training hours that you have given me." I said, staring ahead.

"I see. Captain Erwin asked this question. He feels I am working you too much, the worthless shit." I smirked. I knew Levi didn't mean that. He respects Captain Erwin deeply.

"I see, sir."

"Call me Levi."

"W-wha-"

"Captian Levi, but not sir." He looked at me, his face not cracking a smile, not lit with fun, but a cold, hard mask that hid his true personality. Who knows what he is really like? Is he different? Is he the same?

"Yes, Captain Levi."

"Good. Now, the new arrivals are right here." Levi pointed out some, holy shit, HUGE titans. They were strapped down to the ground, snapping at anyone who came too close. Hanji was there, squealing over the titans.

"AHH! Look at them! They're SO CUTE! Oh! Captain Levi and Eren!" She said, her eyes sparkling. I shuddered internally. I hate those eyes. All the crap that happened to me is because of those eyes. Damn 'science,' if you can call it that. I walked toward one of the titans, hearing Hanji say, "That one is Anxona. Say hello, Anxona!" The titan growled and snapped at me. I then felt a strange compelling, telling me, touch the titan. Reach your hand out and touch its forehead. Go on, Eren, go on. It sounded like… My mom?! My mother is dead! Why would I hear her voice? Am I crazy?

"Mom?" I muttered. Touch the titan, Eren. Avenge my death. Tell Mikasa I love her, and remember I love you. Tears came unwillingly to my eyes. My face steamed.

"Must… Kill… All… TITANS!" I scream, my hand flashing out and landing on the titan. The creature snarls and thrashes. I fell on my ass and attempted to rise back up to my feet. I stumbled around like a drunk. I heard the Titans growling and snarling and I heard the restraints holding them snap. My field of vision cleared up just in time to see the Titans stomping out of the city. Hanji wailed.

"Anxona…"

"EREN!" Was that Levi? Everything was blanking out. I couldn't see anything. I felt myself falling down, someone running up. Levi…? I then pass out completely, the world going black.

"Eren, you fucking idiot…" A voice called through the haze. Pain ripped through my chest, my head, and my back. It's happening again.

Crybaby: Recovering from a breakup sucks balls :/ I miss him sooooo much

Iheart: /Pats your head/ there, there

Crybaby: *sigh* anyway, Iheart and I really hope you enjoyed this chapter, because she did all the work XD… The next chapter will be something of my creation; the Teen Titans!

Iheart: Yeeeeeeeeah

Crybaby: Iheart and I hope you've enjoyed this chapter of Attack on Teen Titans. Bai till next time!

Iheart: P.S. This will be up on both of our accounts! Bye!