Hello and welcome to my first fanfiction wow my first fanfiction im so happy I wish the evil muffin was here

Evil muffin: hello psycho-faerie I'm not evil anymore I'm emo

Me: WHAT who TURNED you emo

Evil muffin: Sasuke

Sasuke: hn

Me: sasuke what the hell did you do to evil muffin he evil not emo

Sasuke: I just said that chicks-

Miroku: psycho-faerie I need your help sango mad at me

Me: miroku when did get here and did you grab her ass

Miroku: maybe

Kakashi: psycho-faerie I love you more thin anything

Me:kakashi

Gaara: no I love you more

Me: gaara

Tobi: tobi a good boy

Me: WTF sorry folks I have some problem I have to take care of I'll talk to you at the bottom of story

MY UNDAED BOYFRIEND

CH 1 NEW HOME SAKURA'S P.O.V

It was a cloudy day. I was in the passenger's sent of my dad's patrol l officer car. Anko was talking about how anew start would be good for me. She was one of my best friend. I'd know her since I was five when my dad started dinking. That when she became his patrol officer. In other words, she just like an aunt to me.

Anko drove up the dive way to my aunt Tsunade's house. A blonde busty woman came bursting out the door with a sake bottle in her hand.

She yelled" Sakura, oh my god is that you? My its been too long". "Yeah its me" I said as my aunt pulled me into one of her bone crushing hugs. "Uh…auntie… Tsunade…uh…can't….breath" I choked out. She smiled" Sorry hun, well lets go get your bags".

At that moment something weird happened. I felt as though someone was watching, but the feeling was gone as soon as it came. I just must have been imagining things. Tsunade's house looked exactly the same as it used to when I was younger.

My mom used to bring me here when dad was drunk and becoming violent. Mom would come back to get me all covered in black and blue bruises. "The house still looks the same" I said looking around as we brought my bags in.

Anko set my bags down on the floor "Well kiddo, I have to go. I'll call and tell you what up with…everything. She kissed me on top of my head and then waved goodbye. I looked up at Tsunade "Hey Tsunade ? when do I start school?" She glinced down" Huh ? Oh, school? You'll start Monday". "Nani! Bu-but that's means I only get a day to get my stuff for school!" Tsunade chuckled " Don't worry I've already got everything you'll need for school upstairs in boxes. All you have to do is unpack". I sighed "thanks. I think I'm going to go up and see my room".

I headed up the stairs to my room. I knew where it was from when I used to stay here when I was little.

In my room, three of the walls were painted deep blue. On the other wall there was a painting of a weeping willow hanging over a pond with an orange full moon in the background. After looking around I headed out to the balcony which allowed the sunlight into the room. I unpacked all boxes and put everything up. By the time I was done, it was already dark out. The clock read 11:50pm.

'Wow, I didn't think it would take this long' I walked out onto the balcony again. 'What's that?' I could've sworn that I heard laughter. I stepped a little closer to the edge to see who had laughed. Suddenly someone grabbed me from behind as I was pulled back into my room.

I turned around and came face to face with Tsunade "What? Tsunade what are you doing!" I said recovering from the shock.

She looked me in the eyes "Sakura, I don't want you out at night". "Naze". I asked confused. Tsunade took a deep breath "Because… that when the vampires hunt".

'Nani? She must have had too much to drink' I thought "aunty, I think you've had to much to drink". She let a small smile cross her lips "probably but that not the point. The point is don't go out after dark".

She walked over to the balcony door, closed and then locked it before pulling the curtains over it. "Well, good night Sakura" she said as she made her way to my bedroom door. "Good night" I say softly, still looking at the slightly transparent curtains.

Once she left, I switched into my pajamas and lie down to think about what Tsunade had said. Slowly I rolled over to face the moon and eventually fell asleep

Me: Hi guy how do you like my first chapter of my fanfiction

Kakashi: NO I love psycho-faerie

Gaara: no I love her

Kakashi: no I do

Gaara: no I do

Miroku: how I'm going to make sango like me again

Sasuke: ( I'm a emo boy I take away your toys-

Evil muffin: I'm going to cut myself

Me: WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE HELL UP first miroku, sango is not go to like you if you keep grab her butt , sasuke stop truning my friend emo , evil muffin stop be emo it doesn't work for you go back evil kakashi and gaara you guy can keep fighting over me now I'm going to hang out with tobi

Tobi: tobi a good boy

Me: ok guy I got to go bye hay tobi wont a cookies

Me: reviews please