Midnight. On a rather nice evening out where it was none to warm and none to cold, sat deep in the bushes in a neighboring yard next to a really strange looking green house, was, Dib dressed in head to toe black. The only part of him that showed was his mouth, nose, huge glasses and not so pale skin. His skin itched with excitement as he planned inside his head on what he will do inside that house to expose, Zim. He noticed he walked out of the house whistling after looking this way and that. He guessed that, Zim thought he was being swift in not being watched, but was stupid enough to announce.
"WELL! What a nice night for ZIM! To take a walk in." Announcing in his typical third person way, before stretching, and wandering off with his hands behind his back while whistling down the street.
Dib arched his eyebrow up still wondering how the general population was this insanely stupid not to notice that he wasn't a human.
Waiting for a sufficient amount of time that he was gone, he quickly ran around the backside of the yard he was in, and go through the backyard. He had no idea why he always insisted on going through the front. Ignoring that obvious answer that his own sister would provide, he ran through the back and jumped to the backyard. Landing on the grass there, he quickly noted no defenses were there. Huh? That was crazy.
"Oh well I don't have enough time to ponder that right now since I have serious alien kicking to do." Dib posed heroically as a wind kicked through, but couldn't run through his hair or trench. Thinking how silly he looked like that, he took out his climbing gear, and lifted the rope up, spinning it around in a quick circle before releasing it with the grappling hook attaching to the top part of the roof.
Huh? No defenses there either. How idiotic. Okay this is way too easy now.
Hooking himself up he started climbing up to the top, but noticed that one of the windows was open. Gir had to of left it open. He always remembered, Zim screaming at him to close the window and doors. Nevertheless, he activated his cloaking on his suit and climbed into the window. He had to remember to be quiet this time since last time his voice didn't help him none.
Looking at all the various wires and cables, he silently connected himself to them and walked upside down. Gir was on the couch watching The Scary Monkey Show and devouring massive amounts of tacos and burritos. Where did he put all that? Oh well, he couldn't ponder that as he silently moved around, well he thought it was silent until, Gir stopped what he was doing to question something around him. Looked around dumbfounded, shrugged, before resuming to look at the t.v again.
"Whew." Dib whispered then slammed his hand to his mouth at his own ignorance when Gir launched up off the couch, eyes turning red and a weapon came out of him.
"WHO GOES THERE?" Gir asked in an authoritative manner. When no reply came forth for several seconds, his eyes turned cyan, before he hopped into the kitchen.
I've got to stop doing that, Dib thought to himself. Looking around, he remembered there was several ways of getting down into his base, so quickly making sure, Gir was sufficiently busy in the kitchen, he ran over to a stand, touched something, and it lifted up allowing him inside before bringing him down. Breathing a sigh of relief, he relaxed until he was at his destination. Or at least what he thought to be his destination as he calmly waited for the doors to open up in the elevator hoping to see his lab, but what he found was a pool full of large squid.
Eyes wide that he was about to step out into that, he was about to press the button, when the elevator tilted seemingly to offer him up as an snack. Screaming, and hands out wide to the side of the doors to prevent him from going into the pool, he thought on how to get back up until a tendril wrapped around his leg and started pulling him out of the elevator and waving him around making him scream like a high pitched little girl. Wildly thinking on how to get out of this mess, while hopefully not messing his shorts, he was surprised when the tendril released him making him fly hard into a wall of another open elevator that instantly snapped shut.
Breathing heavily, as he laid face down on the ground, he quickly placed his hands randomly around him to make sure he was really in one piece. Happy that he seemed fine, he turned over on his back and touched the only button that was in the elevator, hoping that the next area let him have access to, Zim's lab. Getting on his feet, he waited for the doors to open, when they did he was greeted by blackness and complete silence. Pulling out his flashlight from his pack, he tried to turn it on, and cursed when it wouldn't do it. Beating on it, as if that always helps, he just gave up after a long sigh, and inched forward to peer out. Still not hearing or seeing anything, he kept trying to tell himself there was nothing to fear, especially when eye after lighted eye suddenly showed up in front of him, followed by thousands of growls. Not loving that sound, Dib stepped back into the elevator quickly to press the button, but was nabbed by 10 paws grabbing him and dragging him out. What quickly followed was your typical problem with hungry alien cats from another planet. They enjoyed playing, licking, playing some more, licking to see if human did taste right, then playing some more, because really the cats found whatever this human boy ate wasn't what they wanted to eat, so they batted him into a totally different shaft, transporting him into another part of the base.
Dib smelled of saliva from those cats and sea animal right now. He was breathing hard. He was already tired. He already wanted to give up, but no the fate of the world was in his hands. So tiredly standing up, Dib tried to pose, but ended up slumping against the wall. He knew, Zim ran experiments, but he actually guessed mostly on humans. That is what he saw that day when he was eating waffles. The shaft's door was sliding slowly open. There was some paranoia regarding what may be on the other side, but he had to hope for the best, which obviously was mostly paranoia written on his face since he had his eyes open, as a red light bathed him. Opening his right eye up slowly, he noticed where he was, and quickly opened up his left eye. A smile dawned on his face slowly as he recognized this area to be where, Zim took Gaz and himself years ago to see what was on Tak's disc. Walking in slowly, he went to explore around him, all the while saying, "Ohhhhhhhh." Realizing, there doesn't seem to be any traps, he went to fish out his camera to film all this.
Turning the camera on to set to record, he cleared his throat, the second he was about to hit the button, an arm came down from the ceiling with alarms blaring.
"INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! MUST REMOVE INTRUDER NOW!" Droned on the computer in an authoritative voice.
"Hey! Put me down! Ow!" Dib yelled, then screamed as he was quickly placed into this tube with this arm still holding on to him. This was not a ride he wanted to be on ever as he felt 18 years of food threatening to come up on him at once. Then he felt something akin to his clothes practically being ripped off him, but being replaced by something soft. He couldn't see what it could be, just feel since he was in a tube right now with limited sight, but he did see a bright light come his way as he was quickly deposited back into, Zim's living room.
Groaning, he heard a very loud, "BIG HEADED SMELLY HEAD! Why does master say you stink?"
Dib looked up at, Gir's impossible innocent eyes. Well he knew he stunk right now, but big head? "I don't have a big head." Moaning, he slowly stood up trying to focus the stars out of his eye sight. "I feel horrible."
"Awwwwww but you look so purdy!" Gir commented with his tongue sticking out.
"What?" As he noticed he was wearing a pink and blue flowery dress.
Giggling, Gir quickly grabbed him by the waist and hand and started to dance around with him, just twirling and twirling around, while yelling out. "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" While, Dib kept begging for him to stop, while begging for himself not to throw up.
Meanwhile, Dib had an extra audience enjoying the excitement that he provided that evening. On opposite sides of the couch, sat both, Gaz and Zim laughing at the torture that he was placed through. Gaz, had to unfortunately stop him from sending him to other rooms that would end up making her brother's demise swift, but he was fine with what he saw this evening. Seeing, Gir dancing with the Dib-Stink like that, would insure him to be possibly left alone for a while by both of them.
"Will you make sure the computer has taken a shot of my brother in that get up?" Gaz inquired, wiping some tears away from her face from all the laughter.
"Ahhh, but that has already been done since I ordered it." Zim assured her.
"Great, I want a copy of it then." Picking up a game controller, she looked over at him, "Since, Gir is keeping him busy, you wanna play?"
With a nod of his head, he caught the offered controller, left the surveillance video up on a pop up screen to monitor, Dib, so they can play Vampire Piggies 10. All the while on the tiny screen you can still see, Gir still twirling him around with Dib screaming his head off.