Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or Dr. Pepper. I don't own any brand names I might use. You can't sue me. You don't know who I am!
Kioee: Uh, yeah. Well this is just a messed up story involving a dream I had. The first chapter: How Kioee Will take Over the World or; The List (for short)
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The park was beautiful, but peoples' moods don't fit the weather. Joey and Seto were giving each other death glares. This was weird because they usually yell at each other. Kioee was standing in front of them and had to break the silence. "I'm going to take over the world," blurted the dark haired girl.
Yugi, who was fiddling with a leaf that fell on him, looked over at Kioee with wide eyes in shock. "Kioee!"
Bakura was torturing a squirrel when he looked over at Kioee, and smirked. "Well, well. Miss Goody-Two-Shoes wants to take over the world."
Seto looked at her coldly. "And just how do you think you're going to pull that off," he questioned.
Joey just looked at her weird, like she had gone psycho or something.
Kioee simply smiled and replied, "Well, on this piece of paper, I have written a step-by-step plan on how I'm going to take over the world."
And, so she unfolded a piece of notebook paper while the gang read the details:
How I will take over the world by Kioee
1) Get a job at McDonald's
2) Become manager
3) Become rich (see "How I will become rich" by Kioee)
4) Buy 51 of stock for McDonald's
5) Repeat for Wal-Mart
6) Repeat for the soda industries including Dr. Pepper (it makes the world taste better)
7) Buy fancy shit for part 8 of plan
8) Use subliminal messages in commercials for my companies
9) Become sole heiress to the Bill Gates fortune (see "How I will become the sole heiress to the Bill Gates fortune" by Kioee)
10) Kill Bill (excuse the pun)
11) Once I control Microsoft, no one can stop me
The End (of this chapter)