A/N:

Hey guys! My internet was down and I've been grounded for the last two months or so but I've had this idea for a good while. I'm going to ask for you all to make requests for any pairing (crack, yuri, yaoi, etc.) of your choice and I promise you that I'll post it in due time! This one was a request to a very good friend of mine I My Me Mine!

Hope you like it!

Pairing: Piko Utatane and Iroha Nekoloid, er, Nekomura. ^^"

Genre: Romance/ Humor

Rated: K+

Warning(s): None really, unless you mean a somewhat possessive Iroha. ^^" Oh, a swear word from Piko. Oh, and a slip from Meiko, too… =w=

Chapter One:

Neko Amor~

Piko crossed his arms across his chest as he glared at what appeared to be his reflection.

"Cats pwn dogs any day!"

"Nuh uh, you liar! Dogs do!"

A reflection that could talk and looked, as well as sounded, more feminine than he.

"Dangit Pikan! Get it through your effing thick skull that cats are just plain more epic than dogs are!" he screamed, his voice easily going up another octave or two.

"And try to squeeze this info into that tiny, smooth brain of yours that dogs are— " she was cut off by a sake bottle thrown at her, which just barely grazed her ahoge, and smashed into a million of pieces on the ground.

"FUC*ING BRATS! SHUT UP, I'VE GOT A FUC*ING MIGRAINE AND IT AIN'T HELPING LISTENING TO YOUR GOD AWFUL VOICES!"

The two, ivory-haired siblings simultaneously looked up to see a wrathful, older woman with short, mouse-brown hair in red, whose face showed clear signs that she was just getting over a hangover.

They both backed away slowly and ducked to the floor as she threw another one at them, almost hitting its target this time.

"IF I EVER HEAR Y'ALL AGAIN, I'MA DIG YA'LLS GRAVES AND MAKE YA WISH THAT YOU WERE NEVER EVEN DEVELOPED!" she stumbled back up to her room and slammed her door shut with such a force that the house rumbled and shifted under their feet.

They were both silent for quite some time until a young girl in a red, pant-styled kimono with salmon-colored rapunzel hair walked in through the kitchen.

"Hm? Pikan-chan? Piko-kun? Are you two alright, you look like you both just faced off against some kind of horrid beast that tried to slay you and were somehow able to get out alive!"

They both wordless nodded their heads, it certainly felt like it the way Iroha had pictured it.

None of them made any attempts of moving, their bodies were firmly rooted in place, until Iroha used her abnormal strength to force them back up on their feet.

Pikan's body involuntarily shuddered as she forced a smile on her face. "Th-thanks Iroha-chan…"

She took a quick look at her brother and took note that his face had changed to an ash-grey color as he hugged himself to stop his shaking.

"I-I'm just gonna…go home now, back with the…Pitchloids…" she mumbled and forced her legs to stagger to the door.

Right before she closed it, she quickly spun around on her heel and jabbed the air with a defiant finger and cried, "DOGS FTW!" before slamming the door shut.

That snapped Piko out of his zombie-like trance and shushed the air around him, hoping it'd be enough to quiet it down.

He mentally squealed as he stared to flap his arms around while jumping up and down. "Shut up, shut up, shut up air! Stop moving you stupid sound waves!" he pleaded as he continued his ridiculous dance in front of Iroha.

He finally stopped when he heard a series of giggles, cascading down the hallways and everywhere inside of the house.

At first, he was about to look for the source and do his best to silence it, he at least planned to have lived another year or so to rub it in Kagamine Len's face that he had received more popularity than he did from his initial release, but actually found it to be quite soothing. It was soft and yet had a bit of depth to it as it continued to ring.

He felt a light tap on his shoulder and turned around to face the young girl with the large, Hello Kitty-shaped helmet.

"Piko, what was that all about with you and your sister? Were you two fighting over which domestic pet was better?" she teased.

Piko felt his face grow a little warm. "M-maybe…" he mused and his hand subconsciously began to fiddle around with his arm warmers.

There was something about her that he found…comforting. Somehow, he liked her company better than most of the other Vocaloids (Miki acts like a second Pikan whenever she wasn't there, feels a lot like Hell when those two team up against him) and felt his shoulders relax.

"Okay, you got me." he said in mock-defeat. "Yes, she and I were 'debating' on which one is better: cats or…" he didn't finish his sentence as he rocked back on his heels and purposely looked around absent-mindedly.

Iroha's eyebrow arched a little at his stubbornness. She giggled and shook her head as she walked up to his side. She tugged on his USB to make him stop and look at her, which he did.

"You know, the next time you both do that, make sure you're screaming at each other outside of the house where Meiko-sama won't hear you." she advised and began to drag him outside by his chord.

His eyes widened in surprised as he felt himself being easily dragged across the floor, despite the fact that the soles on his shoes were actually metal and was normally difficult for it to cross the tile floor if he dragged his feet.

But she made it seem so effortless that he started to wonder just how much strength that petite body had pent up inside. She could probably be of an equal match to Lily…

He was forced out of his thoughts as he felt something leathery clamp around his throat.

"H-hunh?" He started to tug a chord connected to it and followed it back to the hands of the normally mild-mannered young girl.

She laughed at the look on his face and petted his head. "I think it's very obvious that I just adore cats." she said in a coquettish tone as she began to run her fingers through his hair and stopped to rub his ears.

He was about to fight back so that he could run away but realized just how good it felt to be rubbed like that. He suddenly found himself purring and leaned towards her touch.

What the hell am I doing?

She couldn't help but smile in surprise on just how easy it was to trap him. Since Gachapoid and Yuki were gone to the park, she figured she could have some fun with him.

And fun they shall have~

xXx

"How're you enjoying your cream, Piko-kun?"

"Eh, it's a tad bit too warm…Can I claw her already, please?"

The two of them were sitting on top of a tree limb, outside the Pitchloids home with Pikan, who was at the base of the tree giving them both a murderous glare filled with venomous intent.

"If I knew how to climb a tree without falling, you two would be so dead by now!" she screeched as the couple took a sip out of their tea cups.

They both grinned at each other and clicked their cups together as they saw Pikan try to climb up there to them, but it was all in vain as she slipped back down.

Iroha couldn't help but laugh at Pikan's failed attempts and nearly fell out of the tree had it not been for Piko's quick reflexes and would always manage to catch her by the waist to bring her back up.

"How long do you think she'll stay there to try and kill us?" she asked, silently applauding his sister for her tenacity.

He shrugged. "Dunno, could be in a few more minutes, hours, maybe she'll keep trying until morning." he estimated. He honestly didn't mind, this day went a lot better than what he could have ever imagined it to be.

For one thing, he knew for a fact he was going to be able to live to see tomorrow. Another would be he knew his sister had a secret crush on Miki's older brother, Mikiya and as proof he managed to swipe her Inu-Mikiya plushie of him. He got to have a gallon of cream and some porgy on the side to eat, his favorite meal, courtesy of Iroha. But best of all, he was able to spend it all with the one girl who held his heart in the palm of her hands.

Iroha caught him looking at her with a tender look in his eyes that she took her helmet off and dropped it on top of his sister's head, knocking her out instantly.

For a second, she felt horrified at what she had just done but felt her nerves ease up as she heard him burst out loud, laughing his head off.

"That was awesome! Why didn't I think of that before?" he said in between breaths and beamed at her.

She felt the blood rise up to her cheeks and spread open like butterfly wings to give her face a flushed look. She had never once been this close to him and found it to be quiet relaxing.

Her head went up as she noticed the sky take on a peachy color and realized just how late it is.

"Oh no, Piko-kun, we've stayed out here for too long, we should— " she stopped talking as she felt him wrap his arms around her shoulders.

He pulled her onto his lap and rested his chin on top of her head and stared out into the sunset.

"…I hope you don't mind that I'd like for us to stay for a few more minutes." he said with a cocky smirk.

She huffed and rolled her eyes. "Fine, but if Miku-nee realizes that we weren't home for dinner, you're eating my portion of her leek surprise."

A/N:

I just love the sibling rivalry that I imagine that goes on between Piko and his gender bent~! X3

Yes, I think Pikan is a better name than Pika, I mean come on, she's not the sound that an electric rodent off of some anime/video game franchise makes, now is she? And it still sounds cuter than Pike, too, sooo…. =u=

Oh and in case you don't know what porgy is, it's a type of fish in Japan that's commonly used during festivities and I hear that it's quite tasty, too. Or at least that's what I hear.

I'm torn between cats and dogs, I love them both! So if they did exist, I hope that I'd never be the one stuck in between those two… ^^"

And before I forget, the Inu-Mikio plushie is all Mine's idea, hope you didn't mind me sharing one of your epic comebacks to everybody on here, it just sounded too amazing to forget that I still laugh at it every time I read it! XD

I hope to get more requests involving Iroha, I don't write about her too much but I already developed a sense of what kind of personality she may have. I'm glad that the Vocaloids don't really have official personalities and are instead interpreted by the fans. Makes things a lot flexible, don't you all agree?

Thank you for reading and I hope it wasn't too disappointing to any of you readers, especially to you Mine!