Just Can't Understand: Shaundi and Fashion
Shaundi couldn't fully understand the Boss for the life of her. Though she could write a ten page list on all the things that baffled her, his sense of fashion was what really made her want to think.
The man wore high heels everywhere, rain or shine. And they were never simple heels either; they were always the kind with too many straps and added several inches to a person's height. She had tried a pair, after a quick visit to Planet Saints, and took them right off. They were far from comfortable, and she knew after a few minutes her feet would be killing her. At least the pair she wore had enough support to keep her from falling over.
But the Boss could sprint all over town non-stop with them on, murdering Morning Star all the way. Try as she could, Shaundi couldn't even keep up with him half the time. If he didn't occasionally stop every few blocks, she'd just steal a damn bike and ride next to him. It didn't help he wore the most outrageous clothing, if any, with them. Women's shirts, bras, thongs, dresses, and even the tightest pairs of shorts she hadn't even seen whores wear.
Once again, she found herself curious as to how she would look in a rather cute outfit she saw the Boss wearing. Leather and Lace seemed to be his favorite store, but after just looking at those death traps called clothing she left. It didn't help he looked so damn good in them. After tearing through of Steelport, nearly the whole city seemed to think so too… for some odd reason. Then again, leave it to the Boss to shake his ass in front of a damn enemy Decker and receive applause in return.
A/N: These will all be pretty short, and this authors note will be the longest you'll see. It's even longer than the fic.
Anyway.
All my stories will be on hiatus until further notice. My profile updates will be, well, updates. Thanks to One Piece and Saints Row 3 being so fun, I haven't really been caring about writing. But after doing the Kill Killbane ending for SR3, well, that shit was deep yo. After playing it, I got really curious about SR fanfiction. As I expected there wasn't a lot. So until I get tired of it, I'll just be clearing out the ideas that are clogged up in my head. Like this one.
On a more important note relevant to this, I'm basing the Boss off of my character, the male (Australian personality). If anyone wants to see him I'll be uploading videos of him on my YouTube.
Odd note. I keep spelling Shaundi as Shaundie.