A/N - This is the first time I've posted anything on Fanfiction for about 2 years. This is based off Bowling for Soup's - 1985 so if you don't know the song then youtube it :) This is dedicated to my wonderful friend RandomReggie, my faith :)
Woo Hoo Hooooo!
Tifa just hit the wall
She never had it all
One viagra a day
Rufus turned very gay
Her love went out the door
When she turned 24.
Never been with any man
What happened to her plan?
She was gonna be rapper
She was gonna be a gansterrr
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of Shera's car
Her big fat ugly truck is now all covered in muck
Looks at her average life
And nothing, has been...
all right since
Barret, Yuffie
Way before Vincent
There was Cid too and Spikey
And porno still on Midgar T.V.
Her two kids in pre school
They tell her that she's so cool
But she's still preoccupied
With Sephy's, Sephy's, Sephy's abnormally long knife
Woo Hoo Hooooo!
(Sephhhhhhyyyy)
Woo Hoo Hooooo!
She fought all the Bandits
She knows martial arts
Adamantoise, Cactuar
Even Malboro's spit fire
She rocked out with Flan
Not a big Behemoth fan
Thought she'd get a hand
On a member of the Evilhead's
Wears t-shirts made of non-existent cloth
And who's the other guy that's singing in the Lifestream?
When did Tseng become such a hotty?
What ever happened to sitcoms, game shows,
(on the radio was)
Barret, Yuffie
Way before Vincent
There was Cid too and Spikey
And porno still on Midgar T.V.
Her two kids in pre school
They tell her that she's so cool
But she's still preoccupied
With Sephy's, Sephy's, Sephy's abnormally long knife
Woo Hoo Hooooo!
She hates time, please cast stop
When did Rude become a kleptomaniac?
And when did Reno become an janitor?
Please make this stop, stop, STOP..........And bring back
Barret, Yuffie
way before Vincent
There was Cid too and Spikey
And porno still on Midgar T.V.
Her two kids in pre school
They tell her that she's so cool
But she's still preoccupied
With Sephy's, Sephy's, Sephy's abnormally long knife
Woo Hoo Hooooo!
Barret, Yuffie (She hates time)
Way before Vincent (Please cast stop)
There was Cid too and Spikey (Woohoohoo)
And porno still on Midgar T.V. (Sephy)
Her two kids in pre school(She hates time)
They tell her that she's so cool (Please cast stop)
But she's still preoccupied
With Sephy's, Sephy's, Sephy's abnormally long knife
Fin.