Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy X-2. It belongs to Square Enix.
Lulu held the sleeping Vidina in her arms. It sometimes felt hard to believe that she, of all people, was a mother. She smiled. Suddenly, her head snapped up.
"Wakka," she said.
Wakka looked up nervously. He'd seen this look in her eyes before. It could only mean one thing...
"My plot sense is tingling," Lulu continued. "Gather up the villagers and head to the beach."
The woman strode out of the hut.
Wakka sighed. There was nothing to do but follow his wife's instructions. He went out to round up the villagers.
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"What?" asked an incredulous Keepa.
"Lulu said she felt an important part of the plot coming up, so we all gotta be there, ya? If we don't show... who knows, the whole storyline might be thrown off!" Wakka replied.
"That might not be such a bad thing," said Mila, the young woman who was often seen around the village, walking her dog. "After all, Vegnagun's already been defeated. It's not as if we're in world-threatening danger."
"Well, you never know," Wakka insisted. "We might well end up that way again if we don't all head to the beach."
"Yeesh," Jassu muttered. "Ever since Lulu got bit by that radioactive plot bunny, she's been saying stuff like this..."
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In the end, Wakka prevailed, and the villagers all stood on the beach, waiting for the promised plot point. Fortunately, they didn't have to wait too long before Tidus appeared and the Celsius flew down to let Yuna jump out and greet him. The reunited couple embraced.
Lulu nudged Wakka. "Psst. Humorous comment. Now."
Wakka let out a mental sigh. "Hey you two! Get a room!"
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That night, as Wakka lay in bed, he reflected on the day's happenings. He was very happy that Yuna had finally been reunited with her beloved, and it hadn't really been so bad gathering up the villagers and having to come up with something humorous at about a second's notice on one of Lulu's odd whims.
Suddenly, Lulu sat bolt upright in bed. "Wakka."
Oh, no. Not again!